What's in Jonathan Holmes' mouth?
I created the , and more. So now I put the question to you, fair Dtoiders: (Keep it safe for work, please!) more
I created the , and more. So now I put the question to you, fair Dtoiders: (Keep it safe for work, please!) more
Yesterday it was revealed that developer Flying Wild Hog is of the 1997 3D Realms classic , and I could barely contain my enthusiasm. Seriously, just look at ; I did that annoying fucking th... more
Looking back at the 7+ years that this generation of video-game titles have brought us, I can easily say that this one could possibly be the most memorable in my opinion. A lot of highly unique ... more
I'm too old to know how to Reddit but I sure do like this new-fangled Retoidded thingy we got goin' on. So ask me some fuckin' questions so I can answer them! more
I realized it had been a while since I shared my (other) family with you all, so I thought some updated pics were in order! Here's Alice on the day before her 3rd birthday: The wife and I sur... more
A lot of people told me right off the bat that I shouldn't make teenage pokemon, that I was doing it wrong and that i was trying too hard or not trying hard enough or that just watching the show ... more
They just appeal to me with their sparkly figures and dynamite physiques. Ask me questions about it or something. more
We started a new interview series called "Talk Fast" at PAX East this year and it was fun to do. We did one with Anthony Burch of Borderlands 2 and Runner fame, but the sound didn't sound. You ... more
So. In short, Cliff Blizenski, creator of Jazz Jackrabbit and Gears of War (two games I love.), made a comment regarding a blog and it's relevancy. Now, you people know me: I'm a very snarky... more
I'm writing this as I play more of a few old kart racers. Kart racers have been my bigger fancy of racing titles, because I love the arcade-y approach, skill 'balancing'. (I love rubber-band A.... more
I get it, dude; there isn't enough sports coverage on Dtoid since you left, and that bothers you. But for the love of god, man: Sincerely, The Dtoid Community more
Nothing beats the feeling of a good, strong hug, and hugs better than a Dtoider. (FACT.) I've been the lucky recipient of some of the best hugs of my life from the likes of Occams electric to... more
So what if his last two non- games have ? At least the man's still got love for the Dtoid community! more
Tony Ponce, a bunch of other great people, and myself are all working on a sequel magazine to Nintendo Power. The first issue cost like $18 or something wild like that. All the profits went to ... more
Woo. First blog of 2013. Are you people excited? No. Why would you be? This isn't your post or anything, it's mine. A post that will most likely be full of immaturity and swearing, like I w... more
Greetings, fellow Destructoid traveler! I come bearing exciting news! In an effort to cut down on spammers in the comments section, we've promoted several Dtoid community members to "mod" stat... more
I have the opportunity to interview Christopher Shy, the illustrator of the upcoming prequel graphic novel . Why am I telling you this? Well, I thought it might be fun to let the Dtoid communi... more
Hamza told me to make a list of my favorite games of 2012 if I had any down time. I don't have any down time. I really should be recording more Teenage Pokemon audio, but that's really stressful ... more
Holy shit, I think 2012 will be the first year in which I was utterly devoted into downloadable titles and new IPs. I was looking back at my recent purchases, and over $300-$400 in fundings was ... more
If you're anything like the bajillion or so people who reported the issue to Support over the weekend, you have no doubt noticed that your Dtoid comment count has shot through the roof in the l... more
I'm not writing this as a focus on the last episode, but an overview on the choices that I made along the way to the end. About an hour ago when writing this, I had just finished up Telltal... more
So, on this faithful november morning, it is our Community Manager and convicted chronic masturbator Andy 'Mr. Andy 'M. Randy."Boner Maestro"'' Dixon's birthday. This guy is awesome. A perfec... more
Here is a list I've been working on for a few months (off and on). I was hoping to complete it after playing Kiki Trick and Dragon Quest X (as I feel like they'd end up ranking on here somewher... more
Look out toddler ladies*, there's a new Dixon lad on the prowl!! Sorry for the shortblog, but I just wanted to share my good news and let you all know that I won't be around as much the next ... more
Hey everybody. I'm working on a show about teenagers and Pokemon called Teenage Pokemon. All the art is by Linzb0t. She is great. Here's a rough look at some of the art and a smaaaaaaaall, o... more
(*= Every important one, obviously.) Oh hey there. How are you? How was your day? Did you take the garbage out? If you didn't, you aren't allowed to play the Xbox today. Go to your room, sp... more
I think all this has gone to my head, because I've been having some seriously fucked up dreams lately. The first took place on Wednesday night. I dreamt that I was hanging out with when he b... more
Hey wieners. Sorry in advance for the shortblog, but I gotta finish this review of NightSky for the 3DS eShop and I can't let myself get too distracted. What a turd, right? First off, I did a ... more
Sorry for the delay in getting this week's Dtoid Book Club post up. I'm blaming Dale entirely for this one, as I've been waiting to get his feedback on our current book, by Ernest Cline. But I c... more