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Metal Gear Solid 5 Legitimate Box Art

It's coming out you guys! Like Adele to a cake or Cookie Monster to Walter White, I have legitimate sources on the inside of major company's, such as Little Debbie,and Crack Cocaine, a subsidiary of major market seller "I'll Suck Yo Dick Fo These Cheeseburgers Man" INC, that this game will be released and on the market before they realize that jesus christ these books sucked.   more

Metal Gear Solid 5 Legitimate Box Art


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Never forget

Also, I miss some of you guys but I have to save up money for this guy from Nigeria. I'm gonna be rich, bitch!   more



Video Games As Art

Deal with it.   more

Video Games As Art


PAX '10 and (miss)Alice(dixon)'s Adventures in Wonderland

Last year at PAX I remember standing around timidly until I finally recognized a few people whose pictures I saw online. Within 10 minutes of walking up and awkwardly introducing myself, I was surrounded by people who welco...   more



Frontierville - Goodbye Goose Army

Frontierville is an odd game. With no actual way to win, you need to come up with your own goals. Many people try to build a perfect farm, I wanted to build the perfect army. Could I fill every single square on my farm wit...   more

Frontierville - Goodbye Goose Army


I Have Countless Experiments and Book That I... Dat Ass...

Girl Cammy- You know, I really donít want to come off that this line is acceptable by any means whatsoever. Itís this thong that set off a fire of remarks in total disregards to all the points I was trying to make in my la...   more



APPLE: Enemy of the FUTURE

Itís no wonder that oranges have been taking their aim off the nonsense Fruit Salad market when apple shows up to the tree front. I personally donít own a fruit grove but my brother does. After actually eating some apples m...   more



Bungie and Activision Sitting in a Tree

I've seen a lot of hate and fear and misgivings being thrown around due to this "news" article that I skimmed through and read the first five or six comments of but then it reminded me of comments on CNN.com and I poked my ...   more



PAX East, and a Deadly Game of Cat and Anonymouse

Irish Coffee. It was the perfect Boston drink for PAX East. It's hot, it's sweet, it keeps you alert and awake, and yet it sneakily ushers copious amounts of Jameson into your bloodstream. The Destructoid community function...   more



Happy 4th, Dtoid

You're old now dtoid lol Wow. Four years old, bigger than I'd ever imagined, and still rolling. Congrats, Dtoid, you deserve it. Three years ago, if you'd told me that I'd still be contributing, hell, if you'd told me that...   more



SpiderMon

Am I doing it rite?   more

SpiderMon


EUFNF 12/03/10

EUFNF is a thing where European Dtoiders and other inferior people (see:rest of the world) play videogames together and generally have a bit of a laugh. Honest! This week's game(s) are: Left 4 Dead 2 Host: GT JGibbo08 T...   more

EUFNF 12/03/10


MY Top Ten Most Hated Destructoid Members heheheh Penis

I'm delaying my blog about Bratz Horse Challenge's potential to change the entire gaming industry to get this out of the way and quickly. 10. That one reviewer, the fat one I don't particularly hate him, but I've lost all ...   more



EUFNF 25/2/10: Hitler Moustache Edition

Indeed. EUFNF is a thing where European Dtoiders and other inferior people (see:rest of the world) play videogames together and generally have a bit of a laugh. Honest! This week's game(s) are: Left 4 Dead 2 Host: GT JG...   more

EUFNF 25/2/10: Hitler Moustache Edition


EUFNF 19/2/10: Flying Elephant Edition

I don't know, I was stuck for a topic idea! EUFNF is a thing where European Dtoiders and other inferior people (see:rest of the world) play videogames together and generally have a bit of a laugh. This week's game(s) are:...   more

EUFNF 19/2/10: Flying Elephant Edition


Building A Better Game Blog -- Originality

People write in the cblogs for all kinds of reasons. They may aspire to games writing careers. They may have a love for gaming that they need to share with the world. They may be just shy of losing their last tenuous grip o...   more



EUFNF 12/02/10: Mr.Bubbles Edition

So I heard Bioshock 2 came out this week.Being the up to date guy I am, I started playing through the first game for the first time. It's good but it's a shame I know everything that's going to happen. THANKS INTERNET GEEZ. ...   more

EUFNF 12/02/10: Mr.Bubbles Edition


No, You Listen

Bioshock 2. No controller support on PC. You tards say that PC gamers should stop whining and use KB+M. I'll tell you why you're a fuckshitcock. Ok, this is a GAME FOR A PC. ...wait, what was I bitching about again? Be sure to read the rest of my poorly thought out blogs over on dtoid!   more

No, You Listen


EUFNF 5/2/10: John Locke Edition

If you're not American or a pirate, then you'll be looking forward to the UK premiere of the final season of LOST later tonight. Since it's a double episode, it's on from 9-11pm. Lost is more important than EUFNF right now s...   more

EUFNF 5/2/10: John Locke Edition


Building a Better Game Blog -- Substance

If there's one thing that sets the community blogs of Destructoid apart from any other gaming site to me, it's a demand for excellence in writing. It's part of what drew me to stay, knowing that just participating in the c...   more



Jim Sterling Blog (a.k.a. Will His Name Alone in a Blog Title Get me Hits?)

James Sterling in his past life as an Anne Rice vampire. Jim "Burrito" Sterling has a secret. A secret that he's tried for years to hide, be it behind his wife, his country, or his PS3. Because the PS3 is big and black. But...   more



EUFNF 29/1/10: Death Metal Rooster Edition

Here is a video of a rooster singing death metal. It amused me, so I thought I would share it with you. EUFNF is a thing where European Dtoiders and other inferior people (see:rest of the world) play videogames together and...   more

EUFNF 29/1/10: Death Metal Rooster Edition


EUFNF 15/1/10: Something Edition

I literally have nothing to say at all. How exciting. Game: Left 4 Dead 2 (Xbox 360) Host: GT JGibbo08 Time: 10pm GMT Game: Halo 3/GTA IV Gay Tony MP Host: GT Appolo 11 22 33 Time: 10pm GMT Game: Left 4 Dead (Xbox 360) Host: GT Neo Subenu Time: 8pm GMT If you want to host something, post it here. That is all.   more

EUFNF 15/1/10: Something Edition


EUFNF 8/1/10: Snowpocalypse Edition

So this week the snow here in the UK has really kicked in, with no one escaping from its charm/wrath. Don't believe me? Just look at this recent NASA satellite image of ol Blighty. Anyway, the way the news has been reporting...   more

EUFNF 8/1/10: Snowpocalypse Edition


God Told Me I Suck...

So I started this blog. Happy New Years and things, bitches.   more



Unrequited : How Games (and People) Learned to Love

Finding and expressing love is the ultimate multiplayer activity in life. It requires skill, patience, understanding, intuition, courage, passion, regular showers, a metric ass-ton of luck, and usually a nice pair of shoes...   more



EUFNF 18/12/09: Last of the Year Edition

Well next Friday is Christmas Day (:o) and the week after that is New Year's Day, so it is in fact the last EUFNF of the year! I know, the anticipation is just killing you. After asking for improvement ideas last week, I got...   more

EUFNF 18/12/09: Last of the Year Edition


EUFNF 11/12/09: Improvements Edition

Well it's become apparent to me over the past few weeks that Halfie is still not happy for EUFNF blogs for whatever reason. Probably his expectations that are higher than perfect but I don't see what else I could possibly do...   more

EUFNF 11/12/09: Improvements Edition


The Best Games You Haven't Played This Year

With the end of the year fast approaching, and with all the good games to come out this year out, I thought I'd tell you about some great games that you may have missed, be it due to ignorance about the title, not going to "t...   more






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