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Gearbox Announces Which Publisher It Will Steal From to Fund Borderlands 3

At the end of its PAX South panel today, Gearbox Software announced it is teaming up with Deep Silver for an untitled racing simulation game that will allow the developer to wet its feet in an unfamiliar genre as well as...   more



Cblogs of 1/24/15 - I finally finished Final Fantasy XIII!

I finally did it. I finally beat one of my favorite games of last generation (yes, really: expect a blog about that one day)! The final boss is also ridiculously cheap, or ridiculously easy, depending on whether or not ...   more



Cblogs of 1/23/15 + Theisms: I Thought I Was Dying Edition

Last Saturday morning, I woke up feeling less than 100%. That's normal for me in the kind of weather Cincinnati has around this time of year. My head was hurting a little bit, and I was congested, but I still went thro...   more



Frak what you heard: I wrote rap lyrics once and they're awful

Once upon a time, I wrote a horrific rap tune about myself and used a lot of awful nerd clichés. I thought it'd be fun to do a dramatic reading of them. ​​I need my own theme 'cause I'm a catastrophe...   more

Frak what you heard: I wrote rap lyrics once and they're awful


Cblogs of 1/15/15 and 1/22/15 + WiiU-isms: Karts, Smashes, Warriors and Witches!

Well, and that's that. I've been back in Europe for almost two weeks now, and life is starting to return to normal. I've had surprisingly little trouble adjusting to the European time zone; I just skipped sleep on the pl...   more

Cblogs of 1/15/15 and 1/22/15 + WiiU-isms: Karts, Smashes, Warriors and Witches!


Cblog recaps of 01/21/15 + EVO-isms

EVO just announced their list of official games! But remember, there are still side-tournies going on so don't assume your game of choice is dead. - USFIV: only worth replays. Ain't got time for this shit. - UMVC3: ZER...   more



Cblogs of 01/20/15 + Taking a look back at the past

I found an old video on YouTube dating back to 1991. It’s a Brazilian report about the “video game fever” of the time, and it’s absolutely golden. It’s very interesting to see how video gam...   more



Gentlemanís Club Nintendo Launching This September

Nintendo fans mourning the loss of Club Nintendo won’t have to wait long for its replacement. According to classified documents obtained today, the successor to the points program where customers are rewarded for p...   more



Cblogs of 1-18-2015 + Emblem Hunter-isms!

If you're anything like me as gaming goes, then there probably wasn't much important in the news after last Wednesday's Nintendo Direct. They pretty much had me at "Hello! New Fire Emblem!" Then there was the Zelda and ...   more



Cblogs of 01/05, 01/12 & 01/19/2015 + Moondays!

I just wanted an excuse to type "Moondays" on the screen. Hi. I'm the one with the Elesa avatar and the dumb pun for a name. I post on the frontpage articles sometimes and also in the forums, which you should all go to ...   more



Cblogs of 1/17/15 - Does Anyone Else Like Final Fantasy XIII?

So recently, since fellow Dtoider The Scholarly Gamer has been taking the trip back to Gran Pulse, I've been diving back into that game myself. I know the game is heavily mixed between players, but personally, it's one...   more



Cblogs of 1/16/15 + Theisms: Championship Edition EX

To kick things off, I want to give a big shout out to Dtoider Cosmonstropolis. I'm not a big Amiibo collector, but I do grab the ones of my favorite characters like Kirby, Donkey and Diddy Kong, and pretty much all of ...   more



Like the prophets once said

Hi, Destructoid community. I'm working on some projects I want to share with you all soon, but now's not the time.  I'm in the middle of finalizing one project, and I thought I had a name, but it turns out it's act...   more



Smaller New Nintendo 3DS Coming to the US, Will Ship Without Buttons

Just days after Nintendo announced the US release date of the New Nintendo 3DS XL, the company made it known it plans to release the smaller New Nintendo 3DS this May in the United States. Featuring all the same enhancem...   more



Cblog Recaps of 01/14/15 and Striderisms!

This past week has been shit due to fumigation. I've been out of my house for the past two nights sharing a hotel room with my parents. Sleeping in an unfamiliar bed, sharing a room with my mom with a wandering bladder...   more



Cblogs of 01/06 and 01/13/2015 + Nintendo Directisms

Hey everyone, sorry for recapping the blogs of last Tuesday so late. I tried to do the recap, but my mind was just not working properly, so I decided to recap both last week and this week at the same time. This will not...   more



Pre-Order DLC For My Next Article

What's up my fellow D-Tards?! It's me, the Gay one, with a quick heads up about my next article. This blog post is one I have been planning for a long while and I'm very excited to announce here today that my next p...   more



Cblogs of 1-11-2015 + Majora-isms!

Well, damn. Damn, damn. That's three damns. Three damns for three days! I went to Gamestop on Saturday and was going to pre-order the collector's edition of Majora's Mask, but I was out of luck. Turns out no store in th...   more



Cblogs of 1/10/15 - The Amazing World of Halo!

Oh snap, I'm actually talking about VIDEOGAMES!?Haha, I guess so! Recently, I've had the urge to have something of a themed weekend. You probably wouldn't remember, because to be honest I posted it when I was a pretty m...   more

Cblogs of 1/10/15 - The Amazing World of Halo!


Cblogs of 1/9/15 + Theisms: Arcade Lament Edition

I'm convinced that Hell is not a lake of fire, but is instead so cold that it burns, just like Dante wrote in The Divine Comedy. It's been so bitterly cold in Cincinnati this past week that it's really starting to anno...   more

Cblogs of 1/9/15 + Theisms: Arcade Lament Edition


Cblogs of 1/8/15 + There and Back Again. Last US Shadeisms!

It's finally time! Actually, it feels more like it's already time. Whichever it may be, in a few hours from now I'll be on my way to good ol' Holland again. I'm simultaneously excited and sad to go, but at this point exc...   more



The Agenda: 2015!

As I've posted in the past, I am totally a fire marshal. I am also known to have uncovered the vast, far-reaching YJW catspiracy and lead the charge on dumping chocolate syrup and marshmellows on...   more



Cblog Recaps of 1/7/15 and Chainsaw Skate-isms

Hello community. Also, hello FlanxLycanth. WHOEVER you are. I'm almost afraid to actually get to know you because that'll ruin the mystique of the narrative between us as a bunch of Internet personalities. You ask who ...   more



Community podcasters: help us get you more listeners!

Are you a Dtoid community podcaster? If so, this post is for you! Here's the deal: Occams and I are working on a front page thing to promote our fine community podcasters (that's you), but we need a bit of help to get i...   more



Princess Kora Details What #GamerGate is Really About

Self described “Cam Goddess” and PhD student Princess Kora would like you to know that #GamerGate is not about harassing women, it’s about dressing up as a woman who is frequently harassed and sticking ...   more



Cblogs of 1/4/2015 + Three Dog-isms!

I ended 2014 pretty much the same way I started it - replaying an awesome RPG. It started with Fire Emblem: Awakening and ended with me facing off against Nyx in Persona 3 Portable. Bonds were forged, worlds were saved ...   more



This shark is heading off into the open ocean

After nearly nine amazing, wonderful, and crazy years, my time at Destructoid has come to an end. I fell in love with this place ever since I first laid eyes on it, finding myself entranced by the gonzo writing style Ni...   more



Begging for Money Is Now a More Respectable Career than Working For IGN

IGN, which once paid someone actual money to write this piece, took a huge hit to its public image today when it was revealed that begging strangers for money is a more fulfilling livelyhood than working for the website....   more



Cblogs of 1/3/15 - 2015 already? Where the Hoverboards at!?

So, it's 2015, huh? I'm sure many of you guys will be making jokes since, in that movie, the main character Marty travels forward to the year 2015 where automatic-tying shoelaces and hoverboards are everywhere... but e...   more

Cblogs of 1/3/15 - 2015 already? Where the Hoverboards at!?


Cblogs of 1/2/15 + First Theisms of the Year

No meat and no caffeine make Dustin something something.Go crazy?Don't mind if I do! At the beginning of every year, my church encourages people to commit to a 21 day fast. Most probably take that to mean that we don't...   more

Cblogs of 1/2/15 + First Theisms of the Year





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