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Is Toad Middle Eastern?

First, we discovered that the clouds and bushes in were using the same sprite.† Later, mankind theorised that the entirety of 3. was actually a stage play. And now, I have unearthed the next ď...   more



2013 in Gaming: Better/Worse than Ever

What a year, eh? Another triumphant year for current gen consoles, the introduction of the next generation, the higher standards of AAA experiences and the greater exposure and availability of in...   more



Carry Over Saves Are a Near Impossible Dream.

Carry over saves were a revolutionary idea, the concept that decisions you made could have repercussions that went beyond just later on in the game, but could carry over into the next game alt...   more



Fanart Flops: Sonic walks with Christ, do you? (NSFW)

Welcome to Fanart Flops, the blog that insists fanart is one word no matter what spell check says. For those not in the know Fanart Flops is a collection of the oddest and most confusing videogam...   more



7 Demos better than their own game.

Thereís been a lot of talk of demos lately since it was suggested at DICE that demos hurt more than they help in terms of sales, to which we all responded smugly and said ďHa, only the rubb...   more



Sex: No. No no no no no no nonononononono. NO.

If you canít do sex right, donít do it at all. Thatís why I donít do sex, and thatís why developers shouldnít either. Iím no prude, sex is a natural part of life and an unavoidable storytelling...   more



The Big Bang Theoryís Greatest Game Moments.

Finally, weíve received the social acceptance weíve strived so hard for. For years we were the victim of bullying and mean spirited jokes but finally, finally, nerds and gamers are no longer s...   more



Search my name? Thatís just masturbation.

So this is a thing now. But after searching my name I only found out thereís a lot of sad people out there that share my name and feel the need to self aggrandise on Urban Dictionary. So unless y...   more



Metal Gear Rising: Impractions

Yes, that is a combination of impressions and reactions, expect much more wordbining in the spirit of Revengeance. So, the Metal Gear Rising demo has been in the hands of those who bought the Z...   more



Itís All About Context.

Iíve always been of the mind that while men and women are (obviously) equal they are not identical, and Iím going to speak really carefully here to get my point across without accidentally offe...   more



Fanart Flops: Foot Fetish Krang Edition.

Welcome to Fanart Flops, the horrifying videogame fanart feature that did it , and .......even though thereís probably a dozen people who did it before me. As always, for those of you who don...   more



I Gots Dibs on Gaige, yo.

Some people might think itís stupid to stake a claim on a character we know next to nothing about and wonít get to use for a month, but I consider it prudent, because Gaige is most definitely the...   more



50 Cent: Blood on the Sand, Tears in my Eyes.

Ė 50 Cent, poet laureate. 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand is a deeply personal journey, both for the player and 50 Cent himself, putting to light some harsh truths about gangster culture, videogames...   more



Adopt an Avatar: giving people Handys at PAX

Well, this place has been all about the community spirit lately hasnít it? And you know one of the loveliest community traditions Dtoid members carry out every year? Thatís right, avatar adoption...   more



Dear Industry: I Am Not a Psychopath

Hey games industry, how ya been? Itís been a while, havenít seen you around lately, the summer lull I guess. Listen thereís something I wanted to talk to you about, the way youíve been acti...   more



Game plots that are clearly rip-offs: Part two

Well, here we are again. After last times you think game developers wouldnít try to pull this sort of thing again, but no, it seem they think us all basement dwelling social recluses who woní...   more



The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

Once upon a time there was a little shepherd boy who looked after the sheep of a village, the boy loved spending time with the sheep, you see these were special sheep, he much preferred them ove...   more



How Dare You, Capcom.

How dare you, Capcom. Youíve got some nerve, waltzing in here like you own the place and slapping your loyal fans right in fucking face with your giant ball-top style cock. After everything Iíve ...   more



Darksiders 2 in a nutshell.

Darksiders 2 is nothing if not thematically consistent...   more



A Very Failblog Christmas

Merry Christmas Destructoid! Chances are if youíre reading this youíre having a lovely time relaxing by the warm glow of the internet, or, you had to get the hell out of there and let your brain ...   more



Final Fantasy Versus Itself.

Hey, you know those stupid prediction articles that are all made up of guesswork skewed by the writerís personal preferences, the ones that serve to only stroke the writerís ego as they furrow ...   more

Final Fantasy Versus Itself.


Fanart Flops: Back by (Un)Popular Demand.

Welcome to Fanart Flops, the Destructoid blog series that stole its intro style from over on Japanator, and I bet you didnít even notice! For those not in the know, or the unscarred as we call...   more



Only Human

My god it feels like forever since I wrote something, mostly because of this thick slurry of videogames we call October to January, one such game being Dark Souls, a game I have no doubt led to a...   more



Death to Red Shepard!

Some time ago, Bioware announced that they would be holding a vote on the default appearance of the female protagonist of Mass Effect, commonly referred to as ďFemShepĒ. The vote was held, the ...   more



Adopt an avatar: A Helping Hand!

PAX is upon us, the Destructoid social event of the year, where the whoís who of videogames come to rub shoulders and sip fine champagne out of hollowed out Mega Drive cartridges. And, much lik...   more



East vs. West: The Culture Gap.

Cereal business this time guys. Like, super cereal. Iím talking Branflakes, yo. In the last year weíve heard a lot about Western vs. Eastern design philosophy, how many times have you see...   more



Gamings Greatest Slinky Invisible Women with Huge Asses.

A rather specific topic for a list blog no? But itís come to my attention that a certain type of woman repeatedly appears in games lately. Right alongside the women that only exist to be saved, t...   more



E3 Approaches: The E3 survival guide!

My friends, a storm approaches. Not a storm of wind and rain, but a storm of information and other metaphors I canít think of right now because Iíve been drinking. But as we stand before this har...   more



I Have Risen.

Hello Destructoid, wow itís been so long, youíre looking good, have you lost weight? Iíve finally made my long awaited (by no one) return to the sandy shores of Destructoid beach, where the fish ...   more



Hospitals are boring and I love you guys.

Hey, you know what sucks? Hospitals. I should know, Iíve been in one for the last three weeks and can expect to stay there for a few more still. Thankfully, however, Iím now well enough to spend ...   more






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