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Thoughts of Futuris7

With enough Bawls and Doritos in my system to give even the most hardcore motherfucker a stomach ache, I present to you what all the willy nilly is going on with me. First meal of the night, Man...   more

Thoughts of Futuris7


I couldn't incinerate my Weighted Companion Cube....

Because my 360 broke my Orange Box disc. A glistening crescent shaped scratch taints the bottom of my disc like a vaginal cyst. Now that's some descriptive poetry. Yes I'm mad that my system ...   more

I couldn't incinerate my Weighted Companion Cube....


Ahhhhh it's time to relax.

So we all had a rough week I bet. The news of EA absorbing two more companies was like a wet dream out of hell, Brawl gets pushed back... And this man is still alive Cheer up though because I'...   more

Ahhhhh it's time to relax.


Hey! Turn the lights down, I have something serious to say about videogames and chairs. 2.0

(First time I tried to post this it didn't go live. So i'm trying again and if we get a double wammy I'm sorry and no I'm not trying to be an attention whore. Thank You.) Today I can now consid...   more

Hey! Turn the lights down, I have something serious to say about videogames and chairs. 2.0


Wanna know what's more fun than wacking off to yearbook pictures of chicks you could never get with?

The Apocalyptic Game About Penguins! I found out about this one while reading a Games for Windows magazine because I got bored with my yearbook. It's seriously a really well done 2D mouse click...   more

Wanna know what's more fun than wacking off to yearbook pictures of chicks you could never get with?


Soldier of Value?

What the...? Who the....? I have never in my short and pathetic life witnessed such an inappropriate use of music associated with video. For Christ's sake even if they used "Total Eclipse of ...   more

Soldier of Value?


Shopping in the VC Store is harder than getting drunk off listerine.

Seriously it is. For whatever reason, Nintendo has approved of an online store that is consistently full of errors preventing your purchase. Why? I have no idea. I'm a technician, not marketing ...   more

Shopping in the VC Store is harder than getting drunk off listerine.





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