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Jed Whitaker . Feb 05
Change the text to Destructoid. Make the alien Mr. Destructoid. And make the skulls either just Jonathan Holmes, or all staff. We can make it into an unofficial shirt if it rocks?
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Jed Whitaker . Feb 05
DICKS! Now that I have your attention why don't you join our super unofficial Discord chat room? No installs required and it is always up. So far no spam, no drama, all fun and chit chat / dank memes.
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Lawman . Feb 02
Jonathan Blow's The Witness. Confusing game, that. Also, I love calling it Jonathan Blow's The Witness for some reason. Jonathan Blow's The Witness. Jonathan Blow's The Witness. Jonathan Blow's The Witness. Jonathan blow's the witness.
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Jed Whitaker . Feb 02
I think we should decide review scores based on coin flips from here on, I mean it works for the democratic process.
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Lawman . Feb 02
Finally beat Revelations 2's Raid Mode! Thanks to being power-leveled 20 levels, of course. Now for Code Red missions, a better shotgun, and sweet katana-on-undead-flesh action.
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Jed Whitaker . Feb 01
Unravel comes out in 8 days and the hype is...non-existant? What happened? Is EA not confident or do consumers not care? I haven't seen much marketing of the game in general. I hope it is good.
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Jed Whitaker . Feb 01
Remember that time I was basically naked on Destructoid? I mean there were many but I mean this one.
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Jed Whitaker . Jan 31
My experience with The Division Beta: -Play as a female and always get referred to as a man -Gunplay is clunky, delayed -Shot a dog -10/10
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Jed Whitaker . Jan 29
Danny DeVitochu solves the case of your missing girlfriend. Spoilers: He stole her.
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Elsa . Jan 28

Adventures in ElsaLand.... NVGRish

While my mighty steed Swiffer and I have been touring the wonders of Cyrodil, apparently my cancer has been touring my body and exploring new sights and locations as well.  My biopsies came back and apparently my cance...   0

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Jed Whitaker . Jan 28
The fact that some d-list celebs are claiming the Earth is flat only proves how shit America's education system is and or how stupid people are. Like...why would people lie about it? What is there to gain? Is the Moon flat too then? Dumb dumbs.
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Jed Whitaker . Jan 28
I second the recommendation of Turbo Kid. The trailer does NOT do it justice. Think of it as Fallout 4 meets Mad Max on BMX bikes.
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Jed Whitaker . Jan 26
Sext: I want to see your boxers hit the floor like King Hippo's so I can hit your spot nice and hard.
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Jed Whitaker . Jan 26
My face when I see my Patreon numbers for the past year.
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Lawman . Jan 24
Heads-up: Sonic sale on Steam. So what, you say? So All-Stars Racing ($2.50) and Transformed ($5.00) are on sale. Transformed runs half decently on this pile of crap. Having 'Team Fortress' ahead of me and 'Football Manager' behind's weird, though.
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Lawman . Jan 23
Snow sucks. Open the front door and there's snow up to my knee. The plows finally came, but buried our driveway in a few feet of snow. Good thing I have booze and Revelations 2. I'll cope today.
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Lawman . Jan 23
Sega's Facebook page posted a picture puzzle yesterday that it's going to solve on Monday. Something Valkyria-related? https://www.facebook.com/Sega/photos/a.133608051795.134727.28248536795/10153884863136796/?type=3&theater
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Jed Whitaker . Jan 22
This review of Dirty Grandpa is the most brutal I've ever read. Holy shit. I love it.
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Jed Whitaker . Jan 20
Slow day so I'm chilling with community members in the totes unofficial Dtoid Discord chat. Click here to join, no install required.
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Jed Whitaker . Jan 19
New Suicide Squad trailer just dropped, looks hot.
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Lawman . Jan 19
Just went back to MGS V after a month or two hiatus. Not really liking this new 'Challenge Task List'. I mean, the concept is fine. Spending ten minutes acquiring bonus items is not. Not sure how to handle getting hundreds of new soldiers either.
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Jed Whitaker . Jan 19
Oxenfree is amazing and if you haven't bought it yet, do it. Trust me. It is the second game in a week that has made me cry. Since when did video games suddenly start being emotional and making me cry?
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Lawman . Jan 18
Got Castlevania: SOTN in the PSN sale so I don't have to unlock it in DXC all the time. Going for what I call a Pugilist Run: no weapons, armor, items, sub weapons, familiars, or other special skills (except where needed to progress). At Royal Chapel now.
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Lawman . Jan 17
I've had my Vita charging since... 7 PM? 8? Well it's 4:30 AM now, and it still won't turn on. I'm scared. :-(
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Jed Whitaker . Jan 15
In case you wanted to see some more Slime Rancher, Jim Fucking Sterling Son has a nice little video of it [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=%20[/youtube]
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Jed Whitaker . Jan 15
Another one of my favorite comics (and Pokemon)
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Jed Whitaker . Jan 14
How often do you replace your keyboard? I have seemingly been going through like one or two a year recently.
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Jed Whitaker . Jan 14
In case you missed it, the TOTES UNOFFICIAL Destructoid Discord chat is live: CLICK ME No downloads required, can sign in on a browser and chat, though the desktop / mobile app is on point. Also, memes.
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Jed Whitaker . Jan 14
Anyone here ever listen to Sammus? I can't recommend her enough.
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