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Hello my lovely Dtoiders! It's been awhile, hasn't it? I've been keeping pretty busy, and aside from being an asshole on the front page I unfortunately don't really contribute much these days. Ho... more
Hello my lovely Dtoiders! It's been awhile, hasn't it? I've been keeping pretty busy, and aside from being an asshole on the front page I unfortunately don't really contribute much these days. Ho... more
I've stated before that as a father of three, I have levels of patience and tolerance that normal people without children ( or superpowers ) do not possess. Meaning that I usually let things sl... more
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Deathmatch, you know what it is, you've heard the term since coined it in the 90s. But how many of you really dove into it? I'm not talking about playing it for a month or so and moving onto s... more
Oh right, I have a cblog. It's weird how hard it can be to actually write stuff out. Especially if you're someone like me, who as anybody that knows me can attest doesn't really know when to shu... more
I've always believed that the hardest thing in the world to do is be truthful as well as sincere. To speak one's mind for the sake of it without ulterior motives at play. Usually I gravitate t... more
About three years ago I wrote a cblog , despite some inaccuracies, the guide helped several people with learning the game and loving it like I do now. Over the past few years I have gone ... more
So I used to be Kind of a Big Deal around here. At one point I had over five destructoid friends. I knew a guy who knew a guy who sat in a wine-filled bathtub with Jim Sterling. I may have, at... more
So I was cleaning my closet where I keep all my computer hardware boxes in case I need to build another box or i need them or some random purpose and look who I came across! more
One of the advantages of emulation is the opportunity to play games that weren't released in your territory. Thankfully roms don't have constraints such as hardware region lockouts or televis... more
This is in response to Jonathan Holmes' latest , in which he addresses online passes for Uncharted 3 and wonders why people would be upset about such a thing. He then goes on to question whether ... more
Hey everybody! Just thought I'd pass along a few things. First off, as some of you might know, is closing off a third of their stores. To clear out the excess inventory they are having a massive... more
It's still Destructoid's 5th, and even though I had to bail on my recapping duties for tonight (Thanks Bey! 3) I wanted to do a short blog with a few video links. That's what made me aware... more
As you're all aware, Duke Nukem Forever is coming out in just two short months. After fourteen (!) years in development, people really aren't sure what to think. A lot of people have very fond ... more
It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
For the sake of things I’m going to mostly refer to Doom and Doom 2 as the same thing for this article. They’re both pretty much the game game (more like Doom 1.5, nyah), or at least have all t... more
Hello everybody, it’s your friendly neighborhood ScottyG here! Been playing quite a few games so far in 2011 (instead of getting a job, lol having little money) and I thought I’d tell you what I ... more
Deadly Premonition has been out for awhile - nearly a year now - but it seems everyday someone new is discovering it. Or getting back into it after being pulled away by something else. I think ... more
Y'know, there's something to be said about moderation. As in all things can be enjoyed in moderation. Be it drinking, gambling, gaming and even being online. For a bit there my old ass was cons... more
2010 has come and gone, and like everybody else I've been thinking back on the last year of gaming... the games I played, the games I wish I played, the games I wish I didn't play. Maybe it's the... more
It would seem that I was a bit premature in proclaiming the demise of my Y0j1mb0 persona as lo and behold, I am before you yet again in our glorious C Blogs doing what I attempting to blog for... more
I have been telling you kids to get off my lawn for three plus years and nothing has made this old man happier. When I first joined this unbelievable community and adopted my alias of ... more
Hello my lovely Dtoiders! 3 If you had read my , or haven't talked to me online much lately, you may have noticed that I won a Comic Jumper themed XBox 360 Slim. Well, it's a bit delayed, but he... more
I think that everybody in our glorious community can pretty much write a blog on a daily basis of why as a whole rocks and we would never run out of reasons. That's how rich Destructoid is w... more
In twelve days I will turn thirty-nine. Turn. That word is funny used in this context. As if I will magically age a year's worth of time in the coming days instead of the gradual process that i... more
Wow, I haven't done a cblog since PAX East... and this one is about PAX Prime! :O Well, I'll try to update everyone on my crazy life in another post. Right now though I want to talk about PAX!! ... more
You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA... more
Forgive my intrusion into your videogame news, previews, reviews and hipster critique of the genre ya'll love so much but I just saw this for the first time and practically soiled myself with e... more
FUCK the trend of "boxed dlc". This is not a rant against ALL dlc, but the recent, ass-fucking trend of including "perks" that only the buyer of a NEW game receives for free, via a boxed insert. ... more
And we're back. Or specifically our glorious post is back on track. Let's just cut to the chase and simply state I've been a bit busy with a few things but all is back on track now. While we're... more