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If you're like me, you're just sick and tired of reading all these reviews about boring, games that come out practically every day. You ask yourself, where are the reviews I care about? Well ... more
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So it's Valentines day, that special day when you cuddle up with that special someone and do special things. Maybe you're going out to a nice meal? Seeing a movie? Or perhaps doing something s... more
If I know you, you're just sick and tired of reading all these reviews of boring, games that come out practically every day. You ask yourself, where are the reviews care about? Well rest easy ... more
If I know you, you're just sick and tired of reading all these reviews of boring, games that come out practically every day. You ask yourself, where are the reviews care about? Well rest easy... more
That's right. What if the companies that make or publish our games decided to make carbonated beverages? What if all the things we love or hate about our industry were now applied to delicious ... more
has always been a hit among crazy people who like to shoot other, equally crazy people. But as we all know, first person shooters are dumb and stupid and only played by racist 10 year old kids ... more
That sounds gross. Now I'm imagining some sort of disgusting feces-only adoption agency where the babys are just giant poo sculptures and I now need to scrub my brain. Sometimes I hate myself. ... more
I am filled with bubbling green jealousy towards all of you who are attending PAX. While you're all galavanting about, making blurry memories, I'll be here - looking at graphic photos of horrify... more
I've been dying to post this ever since I finished it but had to wait until it arrived at doorstep so I wouldn't ruin the surprise. He was one of the first people who popped into my mind when I... more
Oh hey. I didn't see you come in there. Have a seat, watch the candles. Wouldn't want you to burn yourself. I know, it's been a while. I can't keep making excuses to you. I keep making these ... more
I know that clogging up the cblog stream is a big no-no but I completely forgot to post a few days ago and I wanted to get it up before THE PACKAGE arrives. After I wrote about being a dental stu... more
In my mind, there are two reasons you never listened when that glowing twat demanded, "HEY, LISTEN." First of all, what kind of self respecting fairy DOESN'T look like a tiny version of someone... more
For those that care, my blog was a glitchy mess for a while there. Since its inception it wouldn't show up unless you had a direct link to each of the posts but now it's here and I am a happy pa... more
I'm totally that guy. You know. The one that starts a blog, gets all excited about it and abandons it when life gets a little busy. To be fair, since I last wrote I've: removed man's brain, at... more
It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
Apologies for my last, very brief post. I was wrestling with the blog system and it beat me into submission. Rather than upload my avatar for the 16th time, I went out with friends and forgot m... more
I'm Jenn, I think we'll get along. *photo by Avery Wong more
You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA... more
BlackLight: Tango Down is a new title release on XBLA by Ignition Entertainment, developed by Zombie Studios. It's a multiplayer only FPS with a sorta-standard-by-now rank up system and all the m... more
Hey people! How's life? Why am I asking? Cause I really don't care. So as of right now I just might possibly have some bad news for anybody reading this. It gets worse if your a fanboy of a certa... more
So, you may remembered in the middle of last month, Good times were had. People were sleep deprived, they kept showing off these kick ass cupcakes, the Capcom guy passed out early, and I kept as... more
Fellow DToiders, it has been a long time coming, but today marks a special day in my life. Not special like K, or special like me, but special in a much more tangible way. I'd like to share som... more
Yes, we all know it. There is a dark evil side of this Destructoid community. I see it break out every time somebody does something slightly stupid or really stupid. But then there is times where... more
I'm just gonna get it out of the way now and thank you for even reading the first sentence of my blog. Your thoughts are valued because... well... I don't even care now... Oh...Random Rant that ... more
As you may or may not know, I threw a party this weekend for some of my closest friends. I invited several people, among them was Sam Fisher, whom I have known for some time. Now Sam has been q... more
We all know Sony and Microsoft are engaged in a battle to determine the future of motion control. Many of you have already formed opinions on one or the other, many of you just don't care. Stil... more
If you don't care about what I may hold dear to me you may take your leave now because this won't be for you. If you are kind enough to read on and hold some interest I thank you. Earlier today ... more
Hey all you out there in internet land, if you're bored like me and looking for a break from sexual pornography, I may be able to help. Since I was both of these things, I decided to draw stupid... more
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