The Playstation Store sucks balls.
I've stated before that as a father of three, I have levels of patience and tolerance that normal people without children ( or superpowers ) do not possess. Meaning that I usually let things sl... more
I've stated before that as a father of three, I have levels of patience and tolerance that normal people without children ( or superpowers ) do not possess. Meaning that I usually let things sl... more
The people out there who say that 2012 was a ho-hum year for gaming are complete morons. I think this was an absolutely incredible year, with some of the standout games of this entire console ... more
Deathmatch, you know what it is, you've heard the term since coined it in the 90s. But how many of you really dove into it? I'm not talking about playing it for a month or so and moving onto s... more
I've always believed that the hardest thing in the world to do is be truthful as well as sincere. To speak one's mind for the sake of it without ulterior motives at play. Usually I gravitate t... more
Hey, everyone! If you haven’t taken the Retrolympics quiz on the front page of Destructoid, stop reading this right now. I mean, you can read a further ... but stop before you get to the part ... more
About three years ago I wrote a cblog , despite some inaccuracies, the guide helped several people with learning the game and loving it like I do now. Over the past few years I have gone ... more
As soon as I saw the “10 Things you didn’t know” meme start back up again, I knew immediately that I needed to write one up for myself. Actually, this will be the second one of these I’ve ever... more
Three years ago I sat down and wrote a Christmas song dedicated to the entire Dtoid community which I entitled . It's a spin of the famous Christmas song we have all heard many times before, b... more
In the past two years, I have asked for your help in providing some yes/no questions to help with our annual E3 predictions post. And, boy, you never disappoint. (THAT’S BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL AMA... more
***The contest signups close today at 12pm EST*** This year I’ve decided to resurrect the Unofficial Destructoid March Madness Tournament Bracket Competition that I originally started two year... more
This year I’ve decided to resurrect the Unofficial Destructoid March Madness Tournament Bracket Competition that I originally started two years ago. Last time I threw this together at the last... more
Y'know, there's something to be said about moderation. As in all things can be enjoyed in moderation. Be it drinking, gambling, gaming and even being online. For a bit there my old ass was cons... more
Two years ago I sat down and wrote a Christmas song dedicated to the entire Dtoid community which I entitled . It's a spin of the famous Christmas song we have all heard many times before, but... more
It would seem that I was a bit premature in proclaiming the demise of my Y0j1mb0 persona as lo and behold, I am before you yet again in our glorious C Blogs doing what I attempting to blog for... more
I have been telling you kids to get off my lawn for three plus years and nothing has made this old man happier. When I first joined this unbelievable community and adopted my alias of ... more
I think that everybody in our glorious community can pretty much write a blog on a daily basis of why as a whole rocks and we would never run out of reasons. That's how rich Destructoid is w... more
In twelve days I will turn thirty-nine. Turn. That word is funny used in this context. As if I will magically age a year's worth of time in the coming days instead of the gradual process that i... more
So … I have really BIG news I wanted to share with everyone here in the Dtoid community. I took that next big step in my life this past weekend and asked my girlfriend Nicki to marry me. Unfo... more
Forgive my intrusion into your videogame news, previews, reviews and hipster critique of the genre ya'll love so much but I just saw this for the first time and practically soiled myself with e... more
And we're back. Or specifically our glorious post is back on track. Let's just cut to the chase and simply state I've been a bit busy with a few things but all is back on track now. While we're... more
The beast has finally returned, and in no better fashion with the glorious words of "Hell...It's about time." Starcraft II is finally here, a masterful release on a platform that has not had a ... more
Things that need to be said before we begin. I had quite a few of you want Killzone 2 to be put back on this week because last week they couldn't attend. Easy. Done. Next I wanted to let those ... more
I am not going to say anything about that header. I'll just let it speak for itself. On ward to the games and it seems that an old favorite is back in action. Which one is it? Look below as we ... more
My apologies gentlemen this post is a bit tardy due to REASONS. So lets get the whole sheebango going. Before I do though I want to share a milestone in my gaming adventures. I reached Level 15... more
I just & I noticed something while playing it for a few hours... it kicks ass. As in I should of gotten this game a looooong time ago. So the first thing I did when my wife pried the control... more
I think that everybody in our glorious community can pretty much write a blog on a daily basis of why as a whole rocks and we would never run out of reasons. That's how rich Destructoid is wit... more
It was only a matter of time before this game made our rotation and the time is now. Reclusive Dtoider Liam requested this be on the lineup and I can't refuse anyone's request. I'm nice like th... more
And just like that, I'm back from my R & R at the beach. I can honestly say that as enjoyable as it was to relax and chill by the ocean, the most enjoyable part for me was coming home and crash... more
That's right ladies. It's old school time. Time to blast with games from the past ( with maybe a newer game thrown in ). So what are we rocking tonight? Who is that shocked Mexican on the heade... more
Its Friday which means this old man is once again posting a post to awaken that dormant sleepy gamer within you and get you to actually play those games you have laying around with other gamer... more