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Conor Elsea . Nov 19

Tomorrow's Charity Stream Ideas Tomorrow morning I start the charity stream I mentioned a couple days ago. I have a lot to prepare before now and then, including what exactly I even want to do. I figure since it's hot rig...   0

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Conor Elsea . Nov 17

Another Charity Stream

Hey there dickbutts. Remember me? Maybe you do, or maybe we just haven't partied together yet. Or we did and neither of us remember. I party hard. Who knows.But, as much as my ego has a hard time letting my fingers type these...   0

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Hamza CTZ Aziz . Jan 06

This shark is heading off into the open ocean

After nearly nine amazing, wonderful, and crazy years, my time at Destructoid has come to an end. I fell in love with this place ever since I first laid eyes on it, finding myself entranced by the gonzo writing style Ni...   0

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Hamza CTZ Aziz . Oct 06

Some new things

Oh wow this is the first time I'm writing in our new C Blog editor. Hey look at how much easier it is now! Do you all like it? Any issues?  Anyway, just wanted to share some new things on what's up behind-the-scenes...   0

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Hamza CTZ Aziz . Jul 31

Just sharing some thoughts

Hi!† So there's never a dull moment when you work in the wonderful world of video games. For instance, I just got finished with a move! That Dtoid HQ we had in SF is more or less done. For now at least. Why? Well San Francis...   0

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Hamza CTZ Aziz . Jun 09

E3 2014: From the perspective of a Shark

Iím writing this on my flight down to Los Angeles for E3 right now. Iím excited. Itís nice knowing that events like this can still make me excited eight years into this career. Though itís an even mix of excitement between se...   0

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Hamza CTZ Aziz . May 17

What's going on behind the scenes

I'm going to focus on E3, as really our inboxes are just flooded with all things E3. Dale and I are splitting duties, he's focused on getting all the appointments in order while I manage and prep the team we have heading down...   0

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Hamza CTZ Aziz . May 03

On Twitch

Why we're shutting down our Twitch efforts as you've known it? Because we couldn't afford it any longer. Since day one, the amount of money we put into Twitch has always been more than we've ever gotten out of it. This was ne...   0

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Conor Elsea . Apr 30

10 Things you didn't know about Conor/Jon Bloodspray (11. I'm a badge whore.)

And I don't even know what the fuck my face was doing at this moment. So here I am, last minute, pushing out a cblog for the 8th anniversary badge. †I actually had this idea months ago, but I procrastinate. †I always enjoy ...   0

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Hamza CTZ Aziz . Apr 20

How I get exclusives for Destructoid

See this people? YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO GO THROUGH TO GET YOU EXCLUSIVES?! For context, the guy feeding me is Nigel Lowrie of Devolver Digital and we were goofing off waiting for some of my people to come through and demo...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Apr 08

Top thirty-seven people cosplaying as 1967 Chevy Impalas.

A basic feature of the human condition is that humans at their basic level have been conditioned to act human. Every once in a while rogue trendsetters break out from the pack in a way that only renegade lone wolves can, dari...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Apr 06

I'm only writing this for a forum badge.

Like many other gamers, Iíve recently jumped back in with an addictive action-RPG series. Unlike many other gamers, the game in question isnít Dark Souls 2, but rather the Fable games. Hey, theyíre addictive to me anyways. I ...   0

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Justin Villasenor . Dec 23

The Top Ten Chocobo Themes

If you know anything about Japanese role-playing videogames, then you probably know something about the Final Fantasy series. With fourteen numbered entries and a number of spin-offs over the past 26 years, the games have b...   0

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Hamza CTZ Aziz . Nov 13

Hi, I'm the CEO of Destructoid - AMA

Hi. So, uh, what's new? Lot's have changed around here, huh? Like, I'm the CEO of this company now. What the fuck is up with that? What's the best way I can say this? My life has been just bonkers lately. I got bumped up t...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Jan 18

WINTER: Superior Driving Skills

For a while now I've credited playing kart racers when I was younger (Super Mario Kart and Crash Team Racing in particular) with making me have good winter driving skills. Sliding around on ice behind the wheel of a go-kart in the Mushroom Kingdom is exactly the same as sliding around on ice behind the wheel of an SUV in Minnesota. Totally. For real.   0

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Hamza CTZ Aziz . Jan 01

F2P game nights EVERY night

There are a ton of great free 2 play games out on the market now, so it's easier than ever to play with others. So what do you think of doing nightly F2P game nights? We have Team Fortress 2sdays now, which does great. All ...   0

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Hamza CTZ Aziz . Dec 31

My top 10 games of 2012

It's funny being in this business. Ask anyone and you'll find out that most people end up talking about videogames more than they actually play them. Usually that's been the case with me, but this year I played a lot more gam...   0

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Hamza CTZ Aziz . Dec 28

Did you know my name means I'm The God of Sex?

Everything makes so much sense now. So so so much sense. Tonight on Twitter @Katamayadamcy looked up what her name means on Urban Dictionary. So I did the same thing and oh boy. The traditional meaning of my name falls unde...   0

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Justin Villasenor . Dec 11

Willem Dapho: A Willem Dafoe movie script

Willem Dapho: We Bought a Vietnamese Restaurant but It Blew up on Accident, So We Had to Build a New One, and We'll Call It Willem Dapho Writer: Justin Villasenor Director: Jim Sterling Executive Producer: Conrad Zimmerman A...   0

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Conor Elsea . Nov 16

A Long Overdue Thank You to the Community.

This picture, this whole adventure, wouldn't have been possible were it not for the Dtoid community. Thank you. Back in June I decided to pack all my earthly belongings into my truck and head from Toledo, Ohio across the c...   0

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Hamza CTZ Aziz . Oct 30

I am the king of journalisms

We get a LOT of stuff sent to us on a regular basis. Here's what I've gotten in the last week and a half alone.   0

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Hamza CTZ Aziz . Sep 10

Trading NES games for pizzas

Story time! Iím at home, watching TV with my mom and a Papa Johns ad just reminded me of a funny period where I was trading NES game for pizzas at work. Years ago, my dad and uncle owned a game store where we carried everyth...   0

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ZombiePlatypus . Jul 19

Role Reversal: Chili Dogs

So it's not really from a video game, but rather based on a cartoon based on a video game. You all remember how much Sonic and Tails loved eating chili dogs in the goofier of their '90s cartoons, yeah? Like the Ninja Turtles and their pizza, Sega's mascots were addicted to chili dogs. So for my role reversal I simply made those two the entree.   0

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Hamza CTZ Aziz . Jul 03

Here's a truckload of (possibly) usable game codes

A long time ago, I posted a C Blog where I dumped a ton of game codes sitting in my inbox. Now I'm doing it again! Most of these codes were supposed to be given out during contests. But get this, I'd wager that a good 25% of ...   0

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DtoidMidwest . Jun 19


This picture is half the reason I'm even doing this update. So, one more update before the exciting events of this weekend begin. This year, I was super lazy about organizing what kind of gaming gear people would be bringi...   0

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DtoidMidwest . Jun 15

Dtoid Midwest: Holy Crap One Week Away!

So yeah, the 3rd Midwest NARP is next week! I have just about nothing planned, but I think it's all going to work out. Here's the list of people that are attending this year: A BUNCH OF FUCKING PEOPLE Seriously, I have...   0

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DtoidMidwest . May 14

Dtoid Midwest: NARP 2012 Get on it!

The first time he puked he didn't make it outside. Just six weeks until the 3rd Dtoid Midwest NARP(June 22nd-24th)! If you haven't made plans to attend yet, you had better get on that because the time between now and then ...   0

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Conor Elsea . May 08

[NVGR] The Migratory Habits of a Wild Jon Bloodspray

I'll be traveling across 6 of those regions. So here's the deal: after the Dtoid Midwest NARP this year I'm going to peace the fuck out of Ohio, and head to Portland, Oregon. I'll be leaving Toledo, Ohio on Wednesday, Ju...   0

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DtoidMidwest . Apr 26

Dtoid Midwest: NARP 2012 Crunch Time!

Something something something, racism. Also, cocks. Hey hey hey! The 3rd Midwest NARP is just two months away! It's time for me to kick the planning into overdrive and get things rolling. I'm still planning on lazer ta...   0

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