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Dreamweaver . Feb 10
Playing Halo 5: Guardians, got REALLY invested in this one match. It was intense from beginning to end and I was using A LOT of Power Weapons because it was so fun. We were literally seconds away from victory when the internet cut off. So disappointed. :(
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Dreamweaver . Feb 10
I can't choose simply one waifu for myself, so I've been obsessed with looking up netorare hentai. That way, I know every trick to steal all of your waifus away and keep them all to myself. It's the perfect plan! The only problem: I only have one dick. :(
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Dreamweaver . Feb 08
There's gonna be enough copies of both Fire Emblem: Birthright and Fire Emblem: Conquest that I shouldn't really feel the need to preorder them at Best Buy, right? I want to get both versions (I buy physical only) and I'm worried they won't have enough.
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Dreamweaver . Feb 07
Shoot, I have made the awful mistake of watching 50 First Dates while doing Comments of the Week. The comedy in the beginning gave me energy, but all of the sad drama is making me cry and it's hard to see through all the tears. WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME!? 8^8
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Genki-JAM . Feb 07

Kitten Bowl x Puppy Bowl Stream Starts NOW!

It is TIME. Time for cuddly little animals to go HEAD TO HEAD in a contest of champions! Who will win?! Better watch and find out! ScheduleKitten Bowl: 11am CST / 12am ESTPuppy Bowl: 2pm CST / 3pm EST If you miss the show, ...   0

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Dreamweaver . Feb 06
Here's what a typical dinner with me looks like: Stouffer's chicken parmesan, Lay's potato chips, and a cold can of Mountain Dew, all eaten on a cold set of tiles. That's right, ladies, THIS is what you'd be missing out on. Eat your heart out, @SayWord.
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Dreamweaver . Feb 06
I SWEAR the Goddess is trolling me. I HATE having dreams where everything's finally okay with my life, only to wake up and realize it's all been a delusional lie. I'm starting to think this is a sign that maybe I should just keep sleeping forever... T^T
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Dreamweaver . Feb 04
Goddess dammit, I totally forgot that a physical copy of Gravity Rush Remastered is an Amazon exclusive. I don't have enough money in my checking account, which means I have to wait until next week to get my hands on the delicious dark-skinned waifu, Kat.
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Dreamweaver . Feb 04
Have you ever been on a hardcore porn binge, orgasmed, then looked back at all the stuff you looked up and immediately felt queasy at the fact that you actually masturbated to all this sick filth? Yeah, me neither. :P
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Dreamweaver . Feb 03
I've been oddly obsessed with transsexual porn (and futanari) lately. There's something about seeing a long, hard penis being stroked to ejaculation that's really... interesting. I hope this new addiction isn't going to influence my waifu of choice. >^<
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Dreamweaver . Feb 01
Does anyone know anything about getting an apartment in the United States? How much money do I need? What kind of paperwork or ID do I need to show? I think I'm going to need a place to stay, and I have no idea how any of this works.
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Dreamweaver . Feb 01
There's going to be a Waifu War here on Destructoid? Oh my gosh, I can't live through that! Not again! I'm still suffering from PTSD from the last Waifu War, where my punishment for not being able to pick JUST ONE waifu ended up with eternal torment! T^T
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Genki-JAM . Feb 01

Kitten Bowl x Puppy Bowl Returns THIS SUNDAY!

Holy crap it's almost time! If there's one thing I do consistently on Destructoid, it's that I always make sure everybody gets their Puppy and Kitten fix during the Football Season finale (how is this show...   0

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Dreamweaver . Jan 31
Uguu, my brain's been feeling like mush these past couple of days, to the point that it feels like I can't even think. I needs me brain, you here me!? Gee, I hope this isn't a side effect of my latest porn binge. I refuse to give up my favorite hobby! >^<
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Dreamweaver . Jan 31
Just saw new footage of Final Fantasy XV and it looks absolutely amazing! I was wondering if Episode Duscae 2.0 is worth playing. I played the demo when it first came out, and I didn't see that they added much in the update. Is it still worth a look tho'?
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Dreamweaver . Jan 30
Is there a quick way to heal scratch marks? It doesn't hurt or anything (aside from a very numb stinging that's barely noticable), but I got a couple on my face and it's somewhat noticable. It's like lines of red skin, like someone rubbed the skin off. :(
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Dreamweaver . Jan 29
Playing Call of Duty: Black Ops III while trying to find more hentai images. Unfortunately for all my teammates out there, I am horrible at multi-tasking. There's sticky liquid coming out, if you know what I mean. Must remember to look up Rule 34 as well.
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Dreamweaver . Jan 29
Watched FLCL recently. Great anime, one of the best ever, really... but a bit depressing to me. Naota grew up because of Haruko. Sometimes I wonder if being a virgin, or never even been in love, is one of the reasons why I'm 24, but I feel like a kid. 8^8
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Elsa . Jan 28

Adventures in ElsaLand.... NVGRish

While my mighty steed Swiffer and I have been touring the wonders of Cyrodil, apparently my cancer has been touring my body and exploring new sights and locations as well.  My biopsies came back and apparently my cance...   0

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Dreamweaver . Jan 28
Is there any chance of snagging the Fire Emblem Fates Special Edition? I've been trying to preorder for weeks, but it's always sold out. I want to have everything on a single cart, and I don't want to be suckered into buying one from scalper. Need waifus.
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Dreamweaver . Jan 28
Took @SayWord's advice, decided to peed in the backyard. Unforuntately, the pee splattered on the dirt and sprinkled my only pair of clean pants (just tiny dots around the bottom of the legs). I KNEW IT WASN'T GOING TO END WELL. I TOTALLY CALLED IT!!! >^<
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Dreamweaver . Jan 28
Some people are remodeling the bathroom, so they had to shut off the water to the house. I have to pee. This is not going to end well.
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Dreamweaver . Jan 27
Finished Life is Strange. Short thoughts about Episode 5: stealth segments suck (even if they were easy), delightfully disturbing mindfuck, and the ending reminds me a bit of The Last of Us. Overall, pretty solid game, but not my favorite adventure title.
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Dreamweaver . Jan 27
This pretty much sums up my reaction after finishing both Episode 3: Chaos Theory and Episode 4: Dark Room of Life is Strange. Hope to finish Episode 5: Polarized later today. If I have the same reaction, you'll probably hear me yelling later tonight. :P
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Dreamweaver . Jan 26
Carter? I hardly know her!
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Dreamweaver . Jan 25
I don't know how to say this but... something MIGHT be happening in my life, and I'm not sure how I'm going to CHOOSE to deal with it. I don't want to say much, but if I leave the site, I just wanna say thanks for making me feel welcomed. Guess we'll see.
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Dreamweaver . Jan 23
Playing Life is Strange. Chloe said "I do feel safer with 9mm in my pants." I instantly made a penis joke, even though it was at my own expense. >^<
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Dreamweaver . Jan 23
I became pretty damn depressed late last night, to the point that I think I was starting to lose my mind... but today's a new day, and I got some extra sleep, so let's see how the rest goes. Working on Comments of the Week first, then Life is Strange. :3
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Dreamweaver . Jan 22
Played Life is Strange for about an hour and a half. It's kinda slow, but maybe that's because I really wanna meet Chloe? I've only seen her for a few minutes, but she already looks like waifu material. Damn, I hope she's a badass. She can beat me up. :D
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Dreamweaver . Jan 22
Today seems like a good day. I masturbated to my favorite League of Legends character (after HOURS of porn), I bought Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam, I'm expecting my copy of Life is Strange to come in the mail... I'm gonna have tons of bad luck tommorow. >^<
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