Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!
(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA... more
To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII re... more
O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly... more
HI GANG! I appeared on ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast this week to discuss my editorial. I chat to Destin L and Stuttering Craig about fandom, old school games, and Sonic's legs being too ... more
Seems Forzamotorsport.net has finally fixed its issues, so now I can download photos. Yes, anyway, I made some Beedog vinyl sets for Forza 3. If you would like to have them for your car, they a... more
Ladies and gentlemen, it appears we have another case of ... Wait... No, that's... It actually IS kind of fucked up that they did that. Nevermind. Carry on. more
Seriously. That was in the closet in our apartment. I've been here almost a year and I did not know there was a Dreamcast just around in a closet. This is both amazing and ludicrous. I think... more
For some reason, I have a Wikipedia page. Despite the fact it has numerous issues and has been vandalized countless times, it's managed to stay up for about a year. I do not know why. Anyway, peo... more
As you can see in the photo above, next to my BioShock Big Daddy and Little Sister and framed photo of Niero in front of MTV Studios, there is one incredibly hip looking silver flask. With the ... more
You know the little 360 gamercard thingy that displays on your cblog profile when you enter your gamertag into your profile page? Well, now you have one for your PSN ID as well. I noticed rece... more
1: Any other Web site would have fired me by now. Seriously. The amount of times my long-suffering Editor-in-Chief Nick Chester has to talk to me about the latest ruckus I've caused and the lates... more
That just about sums it up. more
I don't know if you're aware, but every now and then we talk to J@ck Th0mpson. He's actually not such a bad guy; certainly not the rabid madman everyone makes him out to be. At least that's wha... more
Since someone is always asking, I decided to start a to let you guys know what the music I used in the show that week was. Normally it's the same thing, but if it changes and anyone really wan... more
Wow. That shit's hard to look at, isn't it? So imagine then how we editors feel when we go to track our comments and see a sea of default avatars staring back at us. Jim has , but since many ... more
Yeah, so I didn't know what to use for a video this week because I'm busy doing other things and I'm not sure anyone pays attention to it anyway. So there's the song I happened to be listening ... more
Not sure how many of you know this, but I smoke. I smoke A LOT. And I've been doing it for a long time. I've also wanted to stop for just about as long. Lucky for me, Nintendo has provided us w... more
Why yes, that IS the greatest video ever. Thanks to Buster for reminding me of its existence. And with that, let us FRIDAY. FRIDAY!! more
Credit goes to Buster for finding the awesome video. FRIDAY. LET'S DO THIS. more
From the people who brought you Samitsu and Samit the Hedgehog, we now have a Hollywood blockbuster to rival the most dark and macabre horrors on Earth. I give you: more
I would like to dedicate this week's Friday opening ceremony to Reverend Anthony Burch, because he's the only guy I know who loves the Muppets as much as I do. And special Friday wishes go out ... more
Happy St. Padraig's day yuh fugghan prikes! Who will join me in giving a shite? more
I was gonna wait until tomorrow, but it's technically Monday now, so it still counts. Are you surprised? You sure look surprised. You know I couldn't forget your birthday, buddy. 3 more
So it seems that in lieu of the show that isn't being recorded tonight, many people would instead like to participate in a Puzzle Fighter HD tournament. Stella and I will be ready for fightans ... more
Happy birthday to my favorite guy to be cold, tired and pissed off on the N train with. You better Friday it up hard tonight. I will enjoy making fun of you for six weeks until I am also 30. E... more