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[u]Update:[/u] Added information from today's Yahoo chat. Below I'm putting up some of the most frequently asked questions so others too can be get some clarity (I'll be adding sources a bit lat... more
It's called the Xbox One. ONE, not Three. It looks like a VCR that will blind you if you look at it too long. It forces you to pay for a Kinect, something nobody wanted in the first place. It ... more
Hello my lovely Dtoiders! It's been awhile, hasn't it? I've been keeping pretty busy, and aside from being an asshole on the front page I unfortunately don't really contribute much these days. Ho... more
Hello, bloggers. I have been struggling with what direction to take The Buy it/Avoid it Report for a while now. Although I have always enjoyed writing it, lately I just haven't been buying much... more
It was long ago, feels like a dream, when did me a service only a true father can: he lent me his very own physical copy of more
Yesterday it was revealed that developer Flying Wild Hog is of the 1997 3D Realms classic , and I could barely contain my enthusiasm. Seriously, just look at ; I did that annoying fucking th... more
... is now silenced. Apparently the fap button has been replaced by a generic "like" button and previous fap records have all disappeared. I find I rather miss seeing the fap numbers on some of... more
Yup, the next Xbox might not be for you. The rumours of an "always on" internet connected next-generation Xbox aren't particularly new, though recent leaks and the distinct lack of any outrigh... more
I got to level 157 or so in Defiance during the beta week... so apparently I liked the game. It releases today on my Birthday, April 2nd, and there's a pretty decent chance I'll be getting the... more
I'm too old to know how to Reddit but I sure do like this new-fangled Retoidded thingy we got goin' on. So ask me some fuckin' questions so I can answer them! more
I realized it had been a while since I shared my (other) family with you all, so I thought some updated pics were in order! Here's Alice on the day before her 3rd birthday: The wife and I sur... more
April 1st, that special day in which Destructoid falls under the spell of the blood moon and transforms into the Foolish April Beast. It's a day I look forward to every year, not only for what t... more
I ate that whole mother fucker, now my hole needs to evacuate it. I gots the hershey squirts yo, but I can't stop playing this awesome game on my badass PC because consoles are dead and my dad ... more
(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
I never did play Demon Souls... even though I normally love WRPG styled games. I heard it was difficult, as in brutally difficult and when I want to have my ass kicked, I generally load up an on... more
Let’s face it: scarves make anything cool. Case in point, Fred from Scooby Doo. Do you think he became the leader of the gang because of his brains? Hell no. It’s because of that devilishly sty... more
The past couple days have left me in a very not nice place. However, I was sitting in my chair today, lost in my horrible thoughts and my phone buzzed. A fellow dtoider had texted me, inquiring... more
I’ve always been a picture guy. I’m a visual learner almost to a fault (math is hard) and the way I recall memories is by shuffling through pictures in my head until I find the one I am trying t... more
I have a confession to make: As much as I love new technology, I couldn't give any less of a crap about having the latest smartphone. is the phone I've had for the last five years, and I love ... more
I've been a gamer since I was a nameless, genderless, adventurer in games like Zork and Myst. I then moved on to the Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Icewind Dales series of games and I alwa... more
I’m going to this month, and to be honest, I’m really nervous. It’s my first GDC. Hell, it’s my first big convention. I mean, I’ve wandered around Comic Con down in San Diego a couple of times... more
I know that Anita Sarkeesian's "Damsel in Distress" initial video of her examination of Tropes vs Women in Video games is due to drop tomorrow, so I wanted to get some of my thoughts out previo... more
Welcome back to Contest Time folks. It's been awhile hasn't it? I've been giving away most my stuff on , but here I am with a special treat. I have 10 Steam copies of to dole out to you sexy... more
With the PlayStation 4 on the horizon, Sony's consoles are on everyone's minds lately. The recent Twitter hashtag, #playstationmemories, got me thinking about my own time spent with the consoles.... more
So, Sony's big PS4 blowout is finally finished, and I've got to say, I've never really felt more lukewarm toward a console release in my life. I don't know if I'm just losing interesting in gam... more
The Wii U marked the beginning of a new console generation of video games, with Microsoft and Sony's offerings soon to follow. This past generation gave us some great games, but it left kind of... more
Tweet history: 2:00 - "I'm here at the PS4 launch event in New York #PS4" 2:10 - "Kaz Hirai has taken the stage, greeted by a rapturous applause #PS4" 2:11 - "Kaz starts talking a bit abou... more
I get it, dude; there isn't enough sports coverage on Dtoid since you left, and that bothers you. But for the love of god, man: Sincerely, The Dtoid Community more
I want to go on the record here and say that I absolutely LOVE horror. I never used to; It was the movie, of all things, that got me hooked on the genre. The series was my first foray into ... more
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