The Playstation Store sucks balls.
I've stated before that as a father of three, I have levels of patience and tolerance that normal people without children ( or superpowers ) do not possess. Meaning that I usually let things sl... more
I've stated before that as a father of three, I have levels of patience and tolerance that normal people without children ( or superpowers ) do not possess. Meaning that I usually let things sl... more
Hello dtoiders. I thought of you today because of . . I miss him :-( I miss Dexter too. In fact, I miss all the . Random Fact: I last posted exactly two years ago. more
I've always believed that the hardest thing in the world to do is be truthful as well as sincere. To speak one's mind for the sake of it without ulterior motives at play. Usually I gravitate t... more
It has been a crazy almost-2-years. After joining the Dtoid community in 2007, more or less a million years ago, I suddenly found myself at gamescom 2010, writing previews for the front page.... more
So I used to be Kind of a Big Deal around here. At one point I had over five destructoid friends. I knew a guy who knew a guy who sat in a wine-filled bathtub with Jim Sterling. I may have, at... more
It's coming out you guys! Like Adele to a cake or Cookie Monster to Walter White, I have legitimate sources on the inside of major company's, such as Little Debbie,and Crack Cocaine, a subsidia... more
For new readers: I used to do a lot of "Pew Reviews" on the cblogs, and after becoming an editor it became a bit silly to post reviews on the cblogs instead of the front page. Hence why you haven... more
Video taken at the Pokémon Black/White launch party in London. . Not been here since 2009. Is weird. more
Also, I miss some of you guys but I have to save up money for this guy from Nigeria. I'm gonna be rich, bitch! more
Y'know, there's something to be said about moderation. As in all things can be enjoyed in moderation. Be it drinking, gambling, gaming and even being online. For a bit there my old ass was cons... more
Oh hello there, Destructoid! How have you been? It's your ol' buddy, ol' pal, Uncle romstoppable. Some of you might also know me as MrSadistic on here. As some of you may or may not know (or p... more
It would seem that I was a bit premature in proclaiming the demise of my Y0j1mb0 persona as lo and behold, I am before you yet again in our glorious C Blogs doing what I attempting to blog for... more
AKA get ready to trip your balls off. Directed, Animated, & Edited by Teddy Gage aka BahamutZero. The video is about someone who dies and begins to hallucinate as t... more
I have been telling you kids to get off my lawn for three plus years and nothing has made this old man happier. When I first joined this unbelievable community and adopted my alias of ... more
I think that everybody in our glorious community can pretty much write a blog on a daily basis of why as a whole rocks and we would never run out of reasons. That's how rich Destructoid is w... more
In twelve days I will turn thirty-nine. Turn. That word is funny used in this context. As if I will magically age a year's worth of time in the coming days instead of the gradual process that i... more
Forgive my intrusion into your videogame news, previews, reviews and hipster critique of the genre ya'll love so much but I just saw this for the first time and practically soiled myself with e... more
FUCK the trend of "boxed dlc". This is not a rant against ALL dlc, but the recent, ass-fucking trend of including "perks" that only the buyer of a NEW game receives for free, via a boxed insert. ... more
The extremely short answer is... But let me get a little more in depth than that. So if you haven't noticed, developers have been complaining about the used market a lot for the past few ye... more
And we're back. Or specifically our glorious post is back on track. Let's just cut to the chase and simply state I've been a bit busy with a few things but all is back on track now. While we're... more
So yeah, I put out an album the other day. If you haven't already, go check it out. You can stream the whole thing from . It's full of video game electro dance pop goodness. I know... more
Things that need to be said before we begin. I had quite a few of you want Killzone 2 to be put back on this week because last week they couldn't attend. Easy. Done. Next I wanted to let those ... more
My life is instantly better than yours. more
I am not going to say anything about that header. I'll just let it speak for itself. On ward to the games and it seems that an old favorite is back in action. Which one is it? Look below as we ... more
My apologies gentlemen this post is a bit tardy due to REASONS. So lets get the whole sheebango going. Before I do though I want to share a milestone in my gaming adventures. I reached Level 15... more
I just & I noticed something while playing it for a few hours... it kicks ass. As in I should of gotten this game a looooong time ago. So the first thing I did when my wife pried the control... more
I think that everybody in our glorious community can pretty much write a blog on a daily basis of why as a whole rocks and we would never run out of reasons. That's how rich Destructoid is wit... more
It was only a matter of time before this game made our rotation and the time is now. Reclusive Dtoider Liam requested this be on the lineup and I can't refuse anyone's request. I'm nice like th... more