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April 1st, that special day in which Destructoid falls under the spell of the blood moon and transforms into the Foolish April Beast. It's a day I look forward to every year, not only for what t... more
I’ve always been a picture guy. I’m a visual learner almost to a fault (math is hard) and the way I recall memories is by shuffling through pictures in my head until I find the one I am trying t... more
Let's take a journey together and read about my gaming moments of 2012. I hope you enjoy them. My gaming moments of 2012: I was so excited for NeverDead. Neat premise. Ridiculous comb... more
Music. We like it. We love it. We want some more of it. It feeds our mind thoughts and helps grease the wheels of life. The right song at the right moment can make a lasting memory or sour y... more
Hello everyone. How have you been? Lots of new and exciting things going on around here. I'd like to share some thoughts with you today. Its some random things. Just whatever I can pull out ... more
The time is 1:56 am in the morning here in the waking world. I'm a few glasses of wine relaxed and have been thinking a bit about the site. I don't often have an outlet to just speak my mind in... more
To quote Staind, the only band I want to play at my wedding and my funeral, This started out as a regular Occam Thoughts and then I wrote a bunch of words about Dragon’s Dogma. So I guess I’m ... more
So Bbain wrote this really badass post talking about 10 things we didn’t know about him. Apparently this was a thing on the blogs many moons ago. It was warm and heartfelt and overall let us ge... more
When did kiddy pools not become a thing anymore? I used to love those when I was young. Then as I entered college they became associated with drinking and tomfoolery. Though I think the idea ... more
Hello everyone. How are you? How's the weather where you are? Its cold here. I'm wearing a robe currently and sipping a Bud Light Lime. I feel like a metrosexual Nescafe commercial. A while... more
I feel like I need to warn you. was recently released for consoles and it’s bad. Very bad. I’m talking changing uncle Pete’s diaper bad. I Gamefly’d it hoping for a fun if somewhat silly a... more
My mind is a piece of bologna with a cigarette put out on it. In the spirit of that statement and all that it implies, I give you my year in video games in haiku form, Oh, quick aside, thank yo... more
To Montgomery Albatross Ayn Randy Gimme a Handy Dixon: You are our friend. You are our compatriot. You are an asset to Destructoid and help make this e-house and e-home for so many o... more
Hello all. How have you been? I’ve been busy. Not that good kind of “THE SWORD IS ALMOST COMPLETE” kind of busy but that “I need that report by tomorrow morning” kind of busy. Oh well, that’s... more
Hello. It’s been a while. Aside: Anywho, I played some games, bought an arm, and rearranged my shelves. I have pictures. Would you care to see them? Let’s take a walk together, shall we? ... more
Oh my. Summer moves forward with a creeping warmth like the sound of leather moving across skin as your uncle unbuckles his belt. Have I mentioned how much I hate the Summer? It’s so . Speaki... more
I collect things. I really like collecting things. Things with stories. Things with character. Things that sing to my early morning breakfast heart. A few years back I was at a friend’s hous... more
-May already? Jesus, time flies. That’s good. Looking forward to August and PAX and the first vacation I have had in many moons. Plus the Summer here in Louisiana is not unlike the crotch of ... more
Well look at me trying to Monthly Muse it up. My P2…..hmmmm. I’ve had a few. Having played video games most of my life, I have found that the people I gamed with was just as important in creat... more
Another Occam Thoughts and I find myself a bit tired this morning. It’s April which means the goats will return soon. Goats have frog eyes. Ponder that a bit. If I ever met a person who ha... more
Why is it that shorter weeks at work always feel longer? I hate that feeling. Another week here in the waking world, another edition of Occam Thoughts. So Mardi Gras happened here or as I l... more
Welcome to another Occams Thoughts. I am glad its almost the weekend. I’m going to a flea market tomorrow where I hope to find a “South Will Rise Again” bowie knife and a dreamcatcher that sme... more
I have acquired things. Such wonderful things and I would like to share them with you. I want to show you, my digital brethren, the things I have and in turn have me. First off, we have my L... more
After all this time. The moustache. The belt strap in place of a shirt. The khakis. Mike Haggar is my biological father and he will be playable in Marvel vs Capcom 3. more
Well according to my clock, we are nearly three and a half hours into 2011. One year left until 2012. You know what happens in 2012, right? I am tipsy but not nearly intoxicated enough fo... more
It is time to get a new tattoo. So the quest has begun to find a new tattoo shop. See, when I first decided to get a tattoo, I searched high and low for a shop where I felt comfortable enough t... more
Hello gentle reader. How have you been? It’s been a while. Every time someone says that to me I immediately hear the Staind song of the same title in my head. THANKS TEENAGE ME! Since la... more
Halo: Reach has arrived. Thus far, I have beaten the campaign solo on heroic and spent more than a few hours playing multiplayer matches with the 360 FNF crew. Here are some of my thoughts. -T... more
Hello gentle reader. Earlier this week I posted picture thoughts of my joy at receiving art from Beyamor. Not just art mind you but a about me. I promised I would post the comic so here it is... more
Sundays are not my best day. They don't have the raw power of a Saturday nor are they that fingernails on a chalkboard annoyance that is a Monday. No, they are something different. Something..... more
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