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The Gift of Gaming: BIONIC ARM!

A great gift to me is something that qualifies the phrase, "the gift that keeps on giving." And what better gift is there that has more to give then what it initially offers then a good old fashioned fighting game? 2008...   more

The Gift of Gaming: BIONIC ARM!


Cblogs of 12/20/14 - Sick in Both Senses of the Word

I just had sex with an old woman to help the Inquistion. Okay, let me explain the context. In , there's a side-quest that requires you to gain the help of a noble. However, the woman doesn't initially want to help you b...   more

Cblogs of 12/20/14 - Sick in Both Senses of the Word


Cblogs of 12/19/14 + Theisms: Cookies and Die Hard Edition

Oh man...I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it. Christmas is only five days away. FIVE. DAYS. AWAY! I may be a physically gigantic man, but the way I get around Christmas makes me seem like a elementary school child....   more

Cblogs of 12/19/14 + Theisms: Cookies and Die Hard Edition


Cblogs of 12/18/14 + Shadeisms

Not a lot to talk about this week I'm afraid. It's been pretty uneventful. Last Tuesday at 7PM I finished my final exam here at George Washington U. It was a 24 take-home exam that I worked on for about 18. I slept for a...   more



Occam Thoughts: Christmas Music

It's Christmas time!  There's colored lights on trees and bows wrapped around boxes covered in crispy, shiny paper!  Festivities abound!  Children fidget anxiously in church dreaming of the sweet haul wait...   more



Cblog Recaps of 12/17/14 and AMIIBO-ISMS

Ho ho ho, the sweet release of death The holidays are truly upon me now. In a week, I'll be up until at least 3:30AM closing Disney California Adventure, I'll be Christmas shopping, receiving gifts, driving everywhere, ...   more

Cblog Recaps of 12/17/14 and AMIIBO-ISMS


Cblogs of 12/16/2014 + Harry Potter and The Hobbit spoilers

Note: This blog contains spoilers for both the Harry Potter series and The Hobbit After many years, I have finally read the last Harry Potter book. This has been quite a long journey, as being an adult in my early twent...   more

Cblogs of 12/16/2014 + Harry Potter and The Hobbit spoilers


Sony Cancels All Upcoming Games For Fear They Will Upset Dear Leader

Hours after Sony Pictures announced it would not release the Seth Rogen/James Franco film The Interview, Sony Computer Entertainment said it is canceling all upcoming games after it learned some of the games might make K...   more



Cblogs of 12-14-2014 + Superheroine-isms!

As I type this today, I am trying to solve the mystery of how I keep cutting my left index finger on things. It happened a few times in the same day and I don't know how and its making typing this mildly frustrating, to...   more

Cblogs of 12-14-2014 + Superheroine-isms!


Nintendo Announces amiibo Wave 4 Figures, Immediately Stops Production On Half Of Them

Nintendo fans woke up to a surprise this morning when the company announced the much anticipated fourth wave of amiibo toys, then announced they’ve stopped production on half of them. Scheduled for release April 13...   more



Cblogs of 12/13/14 - Boom Goes the Inquisition

This week, I've been spending more time with than . I haven't forgetten about the latter, I promise! It's just I heard that, after a certain event happens in the former, that the game starts to hit its stride, and I w...   more

Cblogs of 12/13/14 - Boom Goes the Inquisition


Cblogs of 12/12/14 + Theisms: Steamworld Edition

Man, this was one uneventful week for me. I did manage to get the last of my Christmas shopping done for my wife. I took a mental inventory of everything that I got her and realized that I, despite being 29-years-old a...   more

Cblogs of 12/12/14 + Theisms: Steamworld Edition


Santa Giving Copies of Escape Dead Island to Kids on his Naughty List

Boys and girls who were bad this year won’t be getting a lump of coal in their stockings Christmas morning. Instead, St. Nick is punishing those kids with something far worse: a copy of Escape Dead Island. Santa Cl...   more



Occam Thoughts: Promoting Blogs

Hello everyone. How are you? Christmas is fast approaching. That's fun. I want to talk to you for a moment today about Community Blogs. I have been working with He of the Pink Robe to get a bunch promoted. I'm still pret...   more



Cblogs of 12/04 + 12/11/14 + "We're breaking an unbreakable Nazi Shade"-isms

Sorry about last week you guys. I was (am) in the middle of finals, so I spent most of last week studying without much time to work on my caps. Alternatively, I could be talking out of my ass because there was something ...   more



Ep. 037 "A Shot of Vinegar" feat. Wrenchfarm is all about The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth!

Hey, I finally remembered the Secret Moon Base account password. Nice. A few weeks ago, we recorded our November episode, and there was just no way around it - we had to dedicate it to The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth. We ...   more

Ep. 037


Mega Rayquaza! And 4 other kinds of annoyingly strong Pokemon

Whenever a new legendary is introduced, it's usually assumed that it'll fall into one of two tiers of power: OverUsed, which means its powerful and popular to use in team building, and ubers, which means its too powerfu...   more

Mega Rayquaza! And 4 other kinds of annoyingly strong Pokemon


Cblog Recaps of 12/10/14 and GUILTY STRIDERISMS

The end of 2014 is quickly coming upon us and I'm only just now realizing that I'm not sure how I'm going to compose my list. I hardly played any topical games on my 360 back when I had it during most of the year. And ...   more



Cblogs of 12/09/14 + Run-of-the-mill Scriptisms

Bayonetta 2 is AMAZING! I just started playing it this week after recently beating Bayonetta 1, and wow, the sequel really is better than the first game! Almost everything is improved: the combat feels more fluid, the g...   more



Become Rich Beyond Your Wildest Dreams With amiibo!

Crazes come and crazes go. Hula-Hoops twisted themselves into oblivion, deely-boppers never quite made it out of the 1980s, and the worldwide obsession with the Spice Girls, well, without Ginger should the others now han...   more



Cblogs of 12-7-2014 + Pixie-isms!

It has been a while since I posted about any of my weird dreams because there haven't been many memorable ones of late. Sunday was an exception since my mind saw fit to come up with some really weird shit and most of it...   more



Cblogs of 12/06/14 - Girl Meets Nostalgic Dreamgasms

I'm still playing , so I'm still crawling through dungeons trying to make it to the end with my squad. I gotta say, while the combat system is still as good as its been, I guess the repetition of gearing up, going out, ...   more

Cblogs of 12/06/14 - Girl Meets Nostalgic Dreamgasms


No Man's Sky Developers Promise One Planet of Sexy Green Aliens to Bone

Gamers who plan on picking up the highly anticipated No Man's Sky should be sure to be on the look out for a planet full of lusty green aliens looking to fuck. The existence of the planet was confirmed last night in a po...   more



Cblogs of 12/5/14 + Theisms: 19 Days Until Christmas Edition

So remember a couple weeks back when I talked about how my wife got really sick and I had to take care of her for a couple of days? Well, that happened to me this week, but it only happened for, like, 12 hours. That, c...   more

Cblogs of 12/5/14 + Theisms: 19 Days Until Christmas Edition


Let's keep enhancing the Pokemon series!

I played a ton of Pokemon Alpha Sapphire this week, and it's quickly become my favorite Pokemon game ever! I've been loving the changes they've been making to the Pokemon games with X/Y and OR/AS. They've been adding wa...   more



I just finished Pokemon Alpha Sapphire

There are a lot of great series out there with seemingly inexplicable staying power despite one of their bullet points being, "Don't change too much." I just beat Pokemon Alpha Sapphire after a long binge on it. I playe...   more

I just finished Pokemon Alpha Sapphire


Cblog Recaps of 12/03/14 and POKE-DROUGHTISMS

For a few months now, California had been declared in a warning state for drought. Living in civilized society tends to make me forget that I live in what used to be and still is a desert. A hundred years, where I live...   more



GTA VI To Be Most Violent Game Yet, Let You Play As Cop

Players who enjoy ultra violent video games got some good news today when it was officially announced that the next Grand Theft Auto will put gamers in the shoes of an unaccountable, reckless and trigger happy police off...   more



Cblogs of 12/02/2014 + Non-Specific Scriptisms

I’m so close to getting a job, guys. Last time I updated you, I was preparing to participate in the final stage of two job interviews. I was to participate in a group dynamic and, if I passed, I would have an inte...   more



C-Blogs Secret Santa starts now!

Ok, I'm back. Let's do this! First of, due to Steam's new policy on trading games, we'll no longer push through with the "secret" part of this little gift giving activity. While rules on gifting remain remain uncha...   more






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