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EternalDeathSlayer . Sep 13

Connecting with my Autistic Child over Mario Maker (1st Impressions)

First, holy fuck this is different from the last time I blogged on here.  Anyways, after a long hiatus I have returned to spread C-blog joy once again. To all 3 of you who might read this. Because none of you know me any...   0

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EternalDeathSlayer . Dec 07

Did you know you can walk into any large store and find an abundance of Wii U?

I've been out shopping a lot lately and have made repeat visits to many of the same stores on different days of the week. Lots of different deals on different days at different places. But you want to know one thing that's co...   0

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EternalDeathSlayer . Oct 13

Resident Evil 6 sells a lot, ensures Resident Evil games will continue to suck

According to the American Weekly Chart over at, Capcom's Resident Evil 6 has managed to move over 800,000 copies in the grand old USA in just one week on the shelves. Look closer and you'll notice that it's so...   0

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EternalDeathSlayer . Oct 08

I don't think I'm going to finish Resident Evil 6. It sucks.

I'm almost at a loss for words here. I'm truthfully struggling to put my feelings on the computer screen right now. I just don't know where to begin. I haven't even fully identified what went wrong. I've got my ideas but no...   0

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EternalDeathSlayer . Sep 19

I am excited and depressed. I've pre-ordered my Wii U.

Excited about finally getting to play Nintendo games in HD. Depressed about paying $350 for a tablet with no mutli-touch and Xbox 360 graphics. Excited to have the opportunity to play Zombie U. Depressed because it's only O...   0

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EternalDeathSlayer . Aug 29

Examining why I don't play video games much anymore AKA Getting Deep on Your A**

As I recently mentioned (in one of my previous blog posts) I don't play video games a whole lot anymore. There are a whole host of reasons for this, including but not limited to: Having a 3rd child Getting into other thi...   0

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EternalDeathSlayer . Aug 27

[NVGR] Comic Book Review: Batman Earth One

Yes, a comic review. I decided that my not playing games much anymore makes it a bit difficult for me to blog about playing games. This is only temporary. I'm going to attempt to play something on my Xbox 360 tonight and will...   0

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EternalDeathSlayer . Aug 26

Maybe it's just me

Confession: I barely play video games anymore. Although that hasn't stopped me from keeping current on the industry and all of it's happenings, I suppose that in the interest of so-called full disclosure I should share that i...   0

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EternalDeathSlayer . Aug 24

Is it just me or has the community abandoned this website?

I've been noticing a trend around here: There are fewer and fewer comments posted on the majority of articles posted on the front page with each passing week. At least it seems that way. I haven't bothered to get scientific a...   0

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EternalDeathSlayer . Jun 30

I support rape in Tomb Raider. You should too.

I don't have a lot of time at the moment so this blog is going to be short. I haven't done any real research either so shut the fuck up. So apparently the bad guys in the newest Tomb Raider game rub Lara's (very nice) legs...   0

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EternalDeathSlayer . Apr 13

PS Vita: Worst gift ever?

Have you ever received an expensive gift and not known what to say to the giver of said gift? I bet you have, unless you're poor or something. Usually one experiences this feeling of speechlessness due to the genuine shock ...   0

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EternalDeathSlayer . Mar 25

Disappointment: Discovering Resident Evil doesn't play nice with others

I was one of the true believers. What did I believe? That Resident Evil 5 would be just about the best thing ever. That being able to play with a friend was only going to enhance the experience. That Capcom would not let me...   0

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EternalDeathSlayer . Mar 17

I can't believe I've been coming here for like 5 years: Happy Birthday, Dtoid.

I have to admit that I find it strange to be here, typing up an impromptu blog post while hanging with my kids. After all, it's been a long time since I last did this sort of thing on a regular basis. I used to share my bi-po...   0

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EternalDeathSlayer . Mar 15

History tragically repeats itself: My son is a Sonic the Hedgehog fan

When I think back to my childhood and the games I played, there are a few series and franchises that stand out for the amount of interest they garnered from me and the subsequent amount of time I spent playing them. Pretty mu...   0

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EternalDeathSlayer . Mar 13

The writing on the Destructoid front page sucks: A short complaint.

I'm going to try and make this quick and to the point. This is partly because there's no "backbone" to this article, meaning it does not feature any real, tangible evidence to support my bitching and moaning. It's also partly...   0

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EternalDeathSlayer . Nov 16

Long time no see, Dtoid! EDS had another baby! YAY Babies!

Yes, that title was clearly a desperate plea for your attention, something I used to care dearly about. These days I've got so much going on in my life that I really don't have a lot of time to spend with you. I know, I kno...   0

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EternalDeathSlayer . Apr 05

The chronicles of my strange affection and love for Crysis 2

Hey there Destructoid! How the fuck are ya? That's really swell. Me? I'm great dude. Planning on talking about a game and doing some shameless whoring. What can I say? I can't fucking sleep and I'm bored and lonely. I thoug...   0

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EternalDeathSlayer . Apr 03

Did I really spend 60 hours playing Bulletstorm?

Yes, yes I did. And it was an oh-so-awesome fucking time. Every minute of it. Well, to be fair, a few rounds of Anarchy mode, the game's multiplayer option, with people I didn't know who didn't wear headsets, were kind of o...   0

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EternalDeathSlayer . Apr 03

Going blindly into our 3D future....With no games.....And no glasses...

Hey there, Destructoid. How's it hanging? Probably not as low as my penis, but that's probably for the best. I notice that there has been a lot of hub-bub about the 3DS lately, and 3D in general seems like it's starting to ...   0

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brainderailment . Mar 30

Skepticality Podcast talks gaming, software usability.

I keep an eye on for the occasional updates. I like to argue with my family about their use of snake-oil and natural remedies, the site can give me some fresh ammo. In the least expected place, a podcast has been ...   0

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brainderailment . Feb 26

Response: Screw home consoles, time to go 100% portable

Hi I'm Brainderailment, I haven't posted a blog in a long time and I really haven't posted anything meaningful on this site in over a year. Small introduction to the peeps on this site, I've been here since the Summa days and...   0

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EternalDeathSlayer . Jan 30

Attaining enlightenment through videogames (or what I've been up to lately)

Hello there Destructoid. How's it hangin'? It's been a while since we last spoke, and things have changed quite a bit since then. The wife no longer plays World of Warcraft. We got a Kinect for Christmas. I turned my Wii on f...   0

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RonBurgandy2010 . Oct 28

Minecraft FNF? 10/29/2010

Would anyone be interested in playing a Minecraft FNF on 10/29/2010? I unfortunately can't host a server, as I can't get it to work, so someone else will need to. Anyone in?   0

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EternalDeathSlayer . Jul 24

So you think playing as Al-Qaeda in online Multplayer is cool? Grow up.

I'm not going to bother linking to Hamza's article. You can find it for yourself. Chances are you have already seen it. Instead, let's get straight into this bitch. So, some assholes think that Hamza is either being a baby,...   0

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covah . Jul 12

Dragon Age II screenshots... are ugly as sin

I don't know what Bioware is doing, but this game looks really, really ugly. The second screenshot is definitely the worst. Seriously, ew.   0

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RonBurgandy2010 . Jul 08

Tears for Crippled Giants

6:32 AM, January 26, 2011 Ron finally succumbs to his alarm's wail and hops out of bed. First things first: put on some shorts and head over to the computer to start the morning ritual. Gmail, Facebook, Cyanide and Happines...   0

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covah . Jun 18

Bobby Kotick is a delusional, evil man.

Headline of the day right? Look, we all know Bobby Kotick is an evil corporate dick who can eat shit and die, it's common knowledge, but when I saw this section of an interview he did with the Wall Street Journal posted on ...   0

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covah . Jun 15

To sum up Nintendo's E3 conference

BOOM! Are you fucking kidding me? Zelda issues aside, Nintendo just dropped the FUCKING BOMB. Zelda Skyward Sword Golden Sun Metroid Epic Mickey Kirby's Epic Yarn Donkey Kong Retruns KID ICARUS UPRISING and then that 3DS 3rd party lineup? The fucking bomb, I'm telling you. And the best part? no Cammie. I seriously hate that bitch.   0

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covah . Jun 14

To sum up Ubisoft's press conference

Look man... Ubisoft had an awful press conference last year, and this year, I have to admit they started out strong. Child of Eden is the best Kinect game I've seen so far, just because its from Q? and Assassin's Creed Brothe...   0

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covah . Jun 14

My grade for Microsoft

I'm going to start off this blog by going quick, then going into detail about certain aspects of Microsoft's E3 press event. And it begins "Yeah, that's definitely Call of Duty… with a helicopter" "oooooh Metal Gear Risin...   0

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