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I’m just going to keep punching you in the face until I win. Failing that, you’re going to get shot in the stomach. It’s nothing personal, that’s just how we do things around here. Okay, we can t... more
Dedication. I am dedicated to video games. When I was young and my father suggested I go outside, I said NO, I would rather finish playing Battletoads. When my mother asked if I would like to get... more
This is the brain of a gamer. More accurately, it is the brain of Andy Astruc, a human being of slight build and not inconsiderable height. Known to the dusty tubes of the internet as Zwuh. I’m a... more
Well it's that time again. It's time to once again celebrate a friend's birthday the only way I know how. This is our birthday boy in case you've never met/seen him. Cat is a big fan of th... more
Hello my friends and fellow deviants. I know I haven't posted on here in a LOOOOONNNG time but I realized that my little traditional T&A birthday blog should still continue, even if I don't blog... more
I know many of you have been wondering whether or not the Drunkcast Drinking Challenge is going to be a reality or just something we like to make up and talk about on the show. After fielding ... more
1# Reason to love dtoid: Cuz they let me post stuff like this. more
Today is an incredible day. A day this world was blessed with one of it's most illustrious and valuable members. A day where our future King was born. I am talking about the one and only, Evan... more
So I just had to share this with all of you and especially with Niero since I figured he would get a kick out of it. It has to do with the most amazing dream I have ever had and how Niero, Colle... more
Yes folks, today is that day. The day where our very own, lovable (CTZ's distant cousin) turns the ripe old age of 23. So, as is traditional for my facebook friends, I am here to offer up to N... more
Well it's that time of year again. The time of year where I throw open my collection of women to all the members of this lovely community. And let me just say, I've been working on these for aw... more
For anyone paying attention, yesterday ProfessorPew posted a rather about my good friend Excremento and another dtoider, Gandysampras. It involved angels and demons as well as animal suits. N... more
So hopefully all of you are having a good Christmas with friends and families. I know I did and I have eaten so much that I can barely walk. But I didn't want this day to go completely by witho... more
While most of the Dtoid community is out enjoying the joys of Black Friday traffic, I am stuck at work in an empty department. And before some of you ask why I'm at work, let me answer that ques... more
Why hello there! Long time no see. How have you been doing Destructoid? I know I have been gone awhile, but now I’m back and I have a lot of nice goodies for you all. Alright, yeah, tha... more
Last night my roommate got stood up. He made plans with a girl to watch some scary movies, went out and rented said movies, and then ended up having the girl cancel on him. Sucks for him, let... more
First of all, thanks for the response we had last week about the fantasy football league. Well it's all set up now, but due to a miscommunication between myself and the Commissioner, I didn't kn... more
Dear Brett, How can I put into words how I feel right now? How do you sum up an entire lifetime of watching Packers football into a couple of sentences? How do I describe the times I remember w... more
Can anyone smell what's in the air??? It's the smell of August and that means only one thing to true sports fans.....football season is almost here. That's right sports fans, in less than 1 mon... more
Thanks for clicking on this link. This is my first review for a game that, for now, is exclusive to the PC. But before I go any farther I want to set the tone for those of you unfamiliar with t... more
Well I guess there's no reason to have the Oscar's this year. It's a done deal. And I'm not kidding when I say this: The Dark Knight is not only the best movie I've seen all year, it's the be... more
Yep, that's right. I have a new love in my life. I'm sorry Jessica, Keeley, Lucy and Marissa, but Tricia has stolen my heart. She's finally done and I'm ready to reveal her to the world. So w... more
I know a lot of Dtoiders are computer nerds and work in IT departments so I thought I would share this video with you guys. It's hilarious and already made it's way through two IT departments in... more
Oh man. I was looking on my blog list the other day and realized it has been almost a month since I have written anything. Even longer since my last Casting Call. Sheesh, I need to get on this... more
I actually began playing with some trepidation, as I had heard from various sources that this game creates a love or hate relationship with it and those types of games always makes me nervous. B... more
Goooooood morning DEEESSTRRUUCCTOOOIIDDD!!!!!! Welcome to another beautiful week in June. The birds are chirping, the sun is baking, the girls are stripping....well maybe not around here.....ne... more
Since the beginning of time the 18-34 male demographic has been the hardest, most difficult creature to find. Since the days of ancient Egypt, when this demographic was probably either working as... more
Thank you my friends for joining me tonight. Tonight's weekend review is obviously my weekend in Cincinnati at the NARP. But first, let me take you through that fateful friday. So I woke up ar... more
Ah Rock Band. The simple yet beautiful game that has taken the world by storm(sorry Europe, we all know you got screwed out of the deal. But you listen to techno anyways.) This was a game I... more
So I saw no one else had posted this yet and I thought I would. This review of Painkiller, a game I have never heard of, made me laugh for the first time in awhile. Enjoy. Also, shurikens ... more
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