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DuckTales Remastered Review

Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg! DuckTales, originally for the NES, which launched in 1989, has decided to comeback from out nowhere more than 20 years later, when WayForward announced...   more

DuckTales Remastered Review


Contest Time Bro - Steam Only

Suppers brahs and brahettes. Been awhile since I ran a contest time and I'll be damned if this game didn't inspire me to run another. I'm of course talking about . This game has been giving more ...   more



Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze (Wii U) Review

Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze, is the 5th installment of the Donkey Kong Country series and the second done by Retro Studios, following the massive hit of its 2010 Donkey Kong Country Retu...   more

Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze (Wii U) Review


Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII Review

It's finally over, the series that is filled with the worst gameplay, worst story, worst characters, and amazing music is finally over. Funny though, my hate for this series (not Final Fantasy ju...   more

Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII Review


Uncharted: Golden Abyss Review

Uncharted is arguably the biggest franchise for Sony in its wave of next generation games, so in turn to make the PS Vita sell better Sony decided to bring Uncharted to its owners and prospective...   more

Uncharted: Golden Abyss Review


My Reaction To the 2/13 Nintendo Direct In GIFs

(I was going to write something, but I decided to Buzzfeed my way through it.)   more

My Reaction To the 2/13 Nintendo Direct In GIFs


Is Senran Kagura Secretly Brilliant?

Hey, happy Valentineís Day.† Letís talk about breasts. A while back, I was on The Escapist sifting through the forums -- something I donít do all that often, unless thereís an interesting topi...   more



Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc Review

Dangan Ronpa, the soon-to-be PS Vita released in February, was originally released in Japan on the PSP nearly four years ago. The series has gained much popularity as of late, spawning many seque...   more

Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc Review


Gravity Rush PS Vita Review

In 2012 the Playstation Vita received a brand new IP, with Sony hoping that this would become one of the Vita's showcase games to finally entice sales. This game was showcased as Gravity Rush, a ...   more

Gravity Rush PS Vita Review


Girly Guys and Manly Girls

Fair warning: this is probably going to be the stupidest post youíve ever read.† Or if not the stupidest, then the one thatíll draw discussion away from the topic and put me under (or on) fire....   more



Lightning Returns: One Last Battle

I donít think Iíve had an existential crisis this bad since I watched Transformers: Dark of the Moon and legitimately wanted to bash my head against something until everything went black.† Just...   more

Lightning Returns: One Last Battle


It was the Best of 2013, it was the Blurst of 2013

Twas the day after Christmas, and crackedbat was drunk Off of Redbull and Vodka, Red Stripe and spunk With his eyes the color of blood and his face so damn pale, he decided to sit down and writ...   more



And now a special message from PhilKenSebben.

Merry Christmas you sacks of garbage. I love some of you, I hate most of you, but I'll fuck every God damn single one of you. I hope you all have a great day, I'm grateful to know and inter...   more



GoTY 2013- Best, Console, Multi-Plat, and Anti-GoTY!

It's that time of year...the end of the year! Now's the time you look back on all the games you played since 2013 and realize that you probably only played a few games that actually came out in 2...   more

GoTY 2013- Best, Console, Multi-Plat, and Anti-GoTY!


The invisibility of the older woman...

I'm currently 51 and frankly, when I hit 50... shit happened. †I stopped dying my hair only to find out that I no longer had dark brown hair, but instead when the sun hits my locks, you could b...   more



The Internet Has Made Me An Insufferable Prat

Goddammit I hate the internet. I hate it so much. This device, this network, thisÖ series of tubes has turned from a normal, boring introvert into a man with two personalities: my web persona and...   more



crackedbat Is Also Using Ad Block Now Because Dtoid

It was around 2:00 am this morning during crackedbat's regular aerosol and Olde English 800 binge when an ad caught his attention. It was an ad for yoga pants that look like jeans. After he was d...   more



The New Destructoid Review Scale (as dictated by the Comments Section)

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Experience notes on the PS4, Xbox One, and the new upcoming titles

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Experience notes on the PS4, Xbox One, and the new upcoming titles


Proof that Destructoid Accepts Bribes from Video Game Companies

So yesterday, a Destructoid employee who shall remain nameless had a mini freak out over a couple of assholes/douchebags/idiots/people-who-think-they're-way-funnier-than-they-actually-are making ...   more

Proof that Destructoid Accepts Bribes from Video Game Companies


Of Batman and Prequels

Once upon a time, I hoped that when Nolanís Dark Knight Trilogy came to an end, we could all shut the hell up about Batman for a while.† Not forever.† Just long enough to give the guy a rest.† ...   more

Of Batman and Prequels


Fear D-Toid

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As Black as Lightning (Part 3 -- FINALE)

And here we are, one more time. † If for some silly reason youíre just joining me here for this FFXIII miniseries , let me give you another primer.† The thrust of my argument is that Lightning...   more

As Black as Lightning (Part 3 -- FINALE)


New York Comic Con 2013 A Day of Winnings Day 3-4 (Sat and Sun) TLMB

Saturday and Sunday is where all the REAL action for me started. I competed in tournaments, saw amazing things, and of course got so much free stuff and actually bought something. Honestly, the w...   more

New York Comic Con 2013 A Day of Winnings Day 3-4 (Sat and Sun) TLMB


New York Comic Con 2013- Personal Experience Day 1 & 2 (Thurs-Fri)

This past weekend (Oct 10th through the 13th) I went to New York Comic Con and enjoyed the full experience for the FIRST time ever; that is if you don't count my half-day Saturday only from last ...   more

New York Comic Con 2013- Personal Experience Day 1 & 2 (Thurs-Fri)


As Black as Lightning (Part 2)

And here we are again.† If youíre just joining me here†, let me give you a primer.† In lieu of current evidence, Iím convinced that Square Enixís beloved Lightning Farron is more than what she...   more

As Black as Lightning (Part 2)


As Black as Lightning (Part 1)

I have a sneaking suspicion that it was (the great) Jim Sterlingís review of that led me to discover Destructoid one fateful day.† In a universe where eights, nines, and the occasional perfect ...   more

As Black as Lightning (Part 1)


Five Reasons Why You Should Hire crackedbat To Replace Tony Ponce

Destructoid lost a great man this week. Tony Ponce served us all well as the Mega Man ambassador while championing pro-Nintendo causes (something thatís rare on this website). He dazzled us wit...   more



Legend of Zelda (NES) Video Review--TLMB

TLMB is back with another review coming at you! This of course of our second completed game on our channel: The Legend of Zelda...the original! We go through the story, music, gameplay, how we f...   more

Legend of Zelda (NES) Video Review--TLMB


LegendofMikeandBill/TLMB Unboxing of Pokemon X&Y 3DS XL

Pokemon X & Pokemon & don't launch for another two weeks but that didn't stop Nintendo from releasing a special edition 3DS XL in honor of the game. While, it didn't come with the game, unfortuna...   more

LegendofMikeandBill/TLMB Unboxing of Pokemon X&Y 3DS XL





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