The answers to the Destructoid Retrolympics!
Hey, everyone! If you havent taken the Retrolympics quiz on the front page of Destructoid, stop reading this right now. I mean, you can read a further ... but stop before you get to the part ... more
Hey, everyone! If you havent taken the Retrolympics quiz on the front page of Destructoid, stop reading this right now. I mean, you can read a further ... but stop before you get to the part ... more
In the past two years, I have asked for your help in providing some yes/no questions to help with our annual E3 predictions post. And, boy, you never disappoint. (THATS BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL AMA... more
Hey everyone! I need your help! As some of you may know, last year I went to a real-life Los Angeles psychic to have her do some E3 predictions (you can read the post right ). I wanted to se... more
As some of you may know, I am obsessed with . The movie is absolutely brilliant on so many different levels and has some of the best scenes ever put to film. It also features my single favorite... more
Okay, I was going to do various countdown posts all week in celebration of the glorious that comes on this weekend, but ... well ... it was a crazy week and I didnt have time. I feel like I l... more
F*** the Super Bowl. As most of you probably already know, I am obsessed with the . So obsessed, in fact, that starting next week I am going to start a letter-writing campaign to try to be the... more
Hey, guess what comes out today?! A NEW ZELDA GAME! Woo hoo! for the Nintendo DS hits stores today and I really cant wait to dive into Links newest adventure. While some people had trouble ... more
-- Disneys glorious return to classic, 2D (musical!) animation -- comes out this week (December 11th). To celebrate, I thought it would be fun to make a list of the Top Ten best Disney villa... more
First of all, it was an episode about slaughtering dolphins. It was brutal to watch when the Japanese would spear the poor dolphins in the face, but it was absolutely hilarious. I loved it. Bu... more
I havent hidden my excitement for Disneys upcoming hand-drawn 2D animated feature . As anyone who knows me can tell you, I adore all Disney movies and am ecstatic that Disney (under the new l... more
PAX is always such an amazing experience for me. I have always had such an immense respect and admiration for the Destructoid community, and finally getting to meet the people I love so much i... more
Although I am the biggest Pixar fan of all time, I dont consider , , and to be Disney movies. I know they technically are, but I will always look at them as straight-up Pixar movies that happ... more
Hey, everyone! Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I told you there's no one else above you? FILL MY HEART WITH GLADNESS, TAKE AWAY ALL MY SADNESS! EASE MY TROUBLES, THATS ... *ahem... more
Remember , the cutest German polar bear cub since God invented cute German polar bear cubs? Well, . Yup. Im not kidding. The woman jumped in to swim with the cute looking bear because she thoug... more
I cant tell you how I got this, but it involved a tuna fish sandwich, four paraplegic prostitutes, the soundtrack to , David Faustino, a shirtless Chinese boy, and a handful of bruised old lad... more
First off, I have to thank the Destructoid community for everything you are about to read. Without you guys this never would have happened, so thank you from the bottom of my heart. 3 , I got ... more
, a group of Destructoid community members (a.k.a. the greatest human beings that have ever lived) pooled their hard-earned money to buy me a present. That present turned out to be a dolphin in... more
I am happy to report that last nights was the best of all time. I was a little nervous on Saturday when I set my TiVO to record the show and noticed that is was only hours rather than the ... more
Its finally here: the best weekend of the year. This Sunday, during the (stupid) , is the ! Some of you may not know this, but I have a lifelong goal to have the get higher ratings than the ... more
On Thursdays RetroforceGO! we were talking about something honestly I cant even remember what the conversation was specifically about. All I know is it had something to do with heaven. Aft... more
That revelation alone is enough to make fun of me for months, but please just hear me out. Looking past the unbelievably obnoxious young people who think they are the coolest human beings on the... more
Welcome to part of the Amazees! Yesterday I gave away the awards for my , and now it is time to tackle the category most of you know a lot better: ! There is no time for pointless jibber jabbe... more
Welcome, everyone, to the first annual What are the Amazees!, you ask? Well, I love awards shows, making lists, and talking about things I love, so I decided to combine them all and celebrate t... more
So, I have been super busy and (sadly) away from my normal Destructoid duties the last few days, but I have some things on my mind that I wanted to get off my chest/ask you all about. Humor me... more
This sign: Amazing. :) more
For the first time ever, a group of Korean scientists caught on tape a pod of dolphins trying to save the life of one of their own. The video shows the pod pushing the very sick dolphin to the... more
If any of you have 9 to 5 office jobs you will probably relate (almost too well) to what I am about to tell you. There are some ... er ... "jokes" that like to circulate the cubicle-filled hal... more
I want to put babies in the entire Destructoid community. I apologize if I have trouble communicating what I am about to tell you. I am a little extra emotional right now. And by “a little ext... more
I know we are all in agreement that the greatest Disney song of all time is “One Jump Ahead” from . Even if it is not your favorite (blasphemy!), you have to admit it is pretty awesome. Wel... more
is hilarious. Actually, I am getting ahead of myself. Let me start with a disclaimer: This blog post may not be funny to anyone. Last night Jonathan and I were talking on gchat and I was laug... more