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I ate that whole mother fucker, now my hole needs to evacuate it. I gots the hershey squirts yo, but I can't stop playing this awesome game on my badass PC because consoles are dead and my dad ... more
The past couple days have left me in a very not nice place. However, I was sitting in my chair today, lost in my horrible thoughts and my phone buzzed. A fellow dtoider had texted me, inquiring... more
EA is a parasite, the single most infuriating company that I have ever seen. This isn't going to be the longest of blogs, more of a short-ish rant about what the hell happened to the people bu... more
Welcome back to Contest Time folks. It's been awhile hasn't it? I've been giving away most my stuff on , but here I am with a special treat. I have 10 Steam copies of to dole out to you sexy... more
I am feeling the whole War Z thing all over again with this Randy debacle. Guy promises amazing content, we get the complete opposite to which Randy feigns complete ignorance in the subject. ... more
Welcome back folks. It's been awhile. But we are here now and it's time for another . This time the subject is: Racism and stereotypes in games. I threw out the topic and some questions to the ... more
First blog, please don't kill me with sharp sticks. Up until about a week from release I had absolutely no interest in the new Devil May Cry release, I was in the "It's not Dante GTFO" crowd for... more
Oh , you bastards know how to make games I love. The series, , something else that didn't involve blood and murder.... What was that game? Nevermind, doesn't matter. I am here to share my tale... more
So I'm going to jump into this name thing because, why the hell not? It's fun. First I'll do my username, then we'll see what Mike gets us (probably herpes). Alright first up more
Tonight an uneasy truce was broken. Decades of peace have been pissed away and many innocent people have and will continue to suffer, as long as this conflict is allowed to continue. Monday rec... more
Since I received so few (usable) responses to the first time I posted this (don't worry folks, I have those few saved), I thought with all the new fish we have now, I'd post it again. I would r... more
http://youtu.be/yoN2Q9UxG3s I'd been waiting till I felt well enough to do this, and finally today my stomach calmed down to such a degreee that I felt comfortable enough to attempt it. After ... more
I have a confession to make. I'm not even sure if I should be telling you this, but I suppose it's time I came clean. You see the thing is... I'm a terrible gamer and it's all because of X-com. ... more
For those of you not in the know, this happened recently: Now for you impatient types out there who don't feel up to reading all of that, I'll try and sum up as best as I can. See there's this... more
Don't have another Contest Time to announce......yet, but I'm working on something to top this one. Fingers crossed. Anyways, let's announce the winners of this last one! Wooooooooo! -_- I'... more
See that lady? I envy her. I will be joining her in about 18 years. I'm putting this bottle up until then. But once my kids are gone. It's on. For now, I'll suck it up. I'll carry on. I always ... more
Nerf fire vision looks dumb. Moving on.... BIG WEINER: YAY TURTLE! Runner-ups (in order): For the runners-up, I will contact the first of you and give them the choice between the 3, then t... more
Yep, podcast. This one featuring , Jinxed Havoc (former dtoider) and myself. Our show will feature a news round up, guests from our community and beyond (I got an awesome one lined up), contes... more
Ahhhhhh, good to be back and giving you people free stuff. On today's menu is Resident Evil 4 HD for PSN. I shall bestow the code on whoever can convince me to give it up (don't worry, I'm a... more
Ok, done crying like a wuss. See that little yellow ball up there? That's how I feel now days. I'm this little happy yellow ball surrounded by all these damn blue sour pusses. You just read a ... more
Hello folks. Times for another . This time the subject is: Look at the damn title, lazy ass. So what topics would you like to see discussed? What's your take on how different races are handled... more
Contest Time shall be retired for a short while. Sorry. Blargle. I'm tired. So yeah. This is the next contest. FTL, it's fracking amazing. I wrote briefly about FTL in last nights , ... more
Yesterday I got an email from gstop, that the street date for LBP Vita was removed and it was now available. I sent in a tip, but haven't seen a PSA, so heres one in the cblogs. Go get it. I did ... more
Welcome to the . It rises from the ashes of and . Maybe Smurfee will join me in getting this thang going and hopefully, you all will join in and get gaming too. This is aimed at folks who ... more
OneRed(Alan Argentina) and I, started this blog right after the For the record, OneRed is no longer part of it. We communicated a bit in the beginning, but I just drifted away from him. So... more
Here we go again. This week: I know jack of this game and need some filler, so here's a copypasta from the games Steam page: Shattered Horizon is an innovative game from Futuremark Games ... more
Shade was contacted by erotic carrier pigeon and delivered the prize through telegraph. This weeks contest is for McPixel is an absolutely hilarious, adventure/puzzle game. If you don't... more
CONTEST OVER. ShadeOfLight wins. Pancakes bitches? Welcome back to my parlor. This weekend, I have a copy of Awesomenauts on Steam to hook up. God damn do I love this game. Mainly play on ... more
I have a thing. Well two things. That I shall be willing to give to you folks. I have 2 codes for the Lego: Batman 2 villains dlc. Im getting these through my gstop powerups, so they are availabl... more