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Your new Community Playdate Manager is a twat.

See that guy? He's a cartoon character stupids. He was an avatar used by a guy known as PhilKenSebben around here. Phil is gone now. RIP you username chosen in a moment of great fucked upitude. I'm the asshole behind th...   more



Merry F*cking Christmas You F*cks

I was out searching for that thing(Ha Ha Thingy!) and while out, I realized something: I am fucking amazing. Do you know how lucky you all are? Who else will make sweet, sweet love to you at anytime of the day? Who else...   more



The 2014 Philly Awards

Welcome to the first time, bi-sexual, annual, anal Philly awards. These awards are designed to showcase games this year that I gave a shit about or hated, or jerked off to/on. Disclaimer: I was definitely paid at some p...   more



The Phil Files - 01: Games from under your radar.

So a friend suggested I do a c-blog featuring all the shit I play (Damn you Jinx!). So I said fuck it. I used to try to highlight all the obscure shit on our (now defunct) podcast, but that ain't coming back soon and I'm bore...   more



I Love: My Dick!

What can I say about my dick? He is an awesome ass dude. Standing at 7-7.5" (interest depending) he is a stout, somewhat short gentlemen. He clocks in at decent girth of almost 2 inches and wears (what I'm told) is a very b...   more



A Peak Inside My Anus - Not Quite 10 Things About Philly

Welcome. Everyone seems to be hopping on this train and since I'm not one to be left out I thought I'd spread 'em and saddle up. 1: Cropdusting I am a cropdusting son of a bitch. I do it to my employees/patients all the ...   more



Contest Time Bro - Steam Only

Suppers brahs and brahettes. Been awhile since I ran a contest time and I'll be damned if this game didn't inspire me to run another. I'm of course talking about Broforce. This game has been giving more fun than a lot of purc...   more



And now a special message from PhilKenSebben.

Merry Christmas you sacks of garbage. I love some of you, I hate most of you, but I'll fuck every God damn single one of you. I hope you all have a great day, I'm grateful to know and interact with all you folks and I hope you are enjoying your Holiday or you at least have drugs. Merry Christmas, Phil P.S. You're fired. Get out.   more



Community Chat Roundup - STFU

Hello there folks. It's been awhile since the last community chat, so let's get another one going. This time the topic is: What do you want people to STFU most about right now? Why? What controversy of the week are you just...   more



(NVGR) It's all downhill from here.

You'll all have to excuse me. I've been falling down for a while and I'm just at the end of my rope. I honestly don't know how much more bad shit I can take. Those of you you who know me, know it hasn't been an easy 2 yrs f...   more



Dtoid Memories - Laughter, Tears and Everything In-Between

The past couple days have left me in a very not nice place. However, I was sitting in my chair today, lost in my horrible thoughts and my phone buzzed. A fellow dtoider had texted me, inquiring if I was ok. This person (nam...   more



EA? go screw yourself.

EA is a parasite, the single most infuriating company that I have ever seen. This isn't going to be the longest of blogs, more of a short-ish rant about what the hell happened to the people buying the damn games being the ...   more

EA? go screw yourself.


Contest Time - BIT.TRIP Presents... Runner 2 (Steam)

ALL WINNERS HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED VIA PM OR WHATEVER OTHER OPTION I HAD Welcome back to Contest Time folks. It's been awhile hasn't it? I've been giving away most my stuff on The Low(er) Tier, but here I am with a special tre...   more



They're coming outta the goddamn walls.

I am feeling the whole War Z thing all over again with this Randy debacle. Guy promises amazing content, we get the complete opposite to which Randy feigns complete ignorance in the subject. You fucked up dude, just admit...   more

They're coming outta the goddamn walls.


Community Chat: Racism and Stereotypes in Games

Welcome back folks. It's been awhile. But we are here now and it's time for another Community Chat. This time the subject is: Racism and stereotypes in games. I threw out the topic and some questions to the community, twice...   more



Why I love "new" Dante and DmC.

First blog, please don't kill me with sharp sticks. Up until about a week from release I had absolutely no interest in the new Devil May Cry release, I was in the "It's not Dante GTFO" crowd for a while. The whole Dante re...   more

Why I love


A Story Of Survival in Don't Starve

Oh Klei, you bastards know how to make games I love. The Shank series, Mark Of The Ninja, something else that didn't involve blood and murder.... What was that game? Nevermind, doesn't matter. I am here to share my tales of...   more



Hi, I'm Phil and I'll be your God tonight.

So I'm going to jump into this name thing because, why the hell not? It's fun. First I'll do my username, then we'll see what Mike gets us (probably herpes). Alright first up Phil: 1. Phil Very popular in high school...   more



A Declaration of War on the Bastard Smurfee McGee (NVGR)

Tonight an uneasy truce was broken. Decades of peace have been pissed away and many innocent people have and will continue to suffer, as long as this conflict is allowed to continue. Monday recapper and all around scoundrel...   more



(RE)Call to Arms - Racism and Stereotypes in games.

Since I received so few (usable) responses to the first time I posted this (don't worry folks, I have those few saved), I thought with all the new fish we have now, I'd post it again. I would really like to do this Communit...   more



Max scoville challenge - BRING THE HEAT EDITION! Sponsored by projectile vomit

I'd been waiting till I felt well enough to do this, and finally today my stomach calmed down to such a degreee that I felt comfortable enough to attempt it. After all, I couldn't just sit here and NOT accept the powerful...   more



Confessions of an incompetent commander.

I have a confession to make. I'm not even sure if I should be telling you this, but I suppose it's time I came clean. You see the thing is... I'm a terrible gamer and it's all because of X-com. You see, it all started when ...   more

Confessions of an incompetent commander.


Contest Time - Resident Evil's (360 & PS3) WINNERS

Don't have another Contest Time to announce......yet, but I'm working on something to top this one. Fingers crossed. Anyways, let's announce the winners of this last one! Wooooooooo! P.S. Some of you would have won, if I ...   more



Warning: Heavy Feelings [NVGR]

I feel I'm two men, trapped in the same body, both angry as hell. I'm currently sitting at my desk, feeling ripped apart in so many directions. While I type this, there is large blue object in my peripheral vision. It's a ga...   more



Contest Time - Resident Evil's (360 & PS3)

Nerf fire vision looks dumb. Moving on.... First off: WEINERS FROM LAST WEEKLE BIG WEINER: Corduroy Turtle YAY TURTLE! Runner-ups (in order): Blasto, BrowneyeWinkin and ManWithNoName For the runners-up, I will contact the...   more



Now announcing: Low(er) Tier Podcast

Yep, ANOTHER podcast. This one featuring SayWord, Jinxed Havoc (former dtoider) and myself. Our show will feature a news round up, guests from our community and beyond (I got an awesome one lined up), contests and other stu...   more



Contest Time - RE 4: HD (PSN) (UPDATED)

You all are bringing it this time, so I've added 3 runners up. Runners up will receive one copy of a RE psone classic. There are 3 choices, 1 - Directors Cut, 2 and then 3 (Who'd a thunk?). I'll figure out what to do with peo...   more



Who wants to know this guy? [NVGR] A re-intro to Phil.

I'm sexy and I know it. Me, circa 2010 As I've become more active in this community and made a ton of awesome buddies and a few really awesome friends, I thought it might be time to reintroduce myself. Care to know what ma...   more



Call to Arms: My next community chat - Racism and Stereotypes.

Hello folks. Times for another Community Chat. This time the subject is: Look at the damn title, lazy ass. So what topics would you like to see discussed? What's your take on how different races are handled in gaming? How ...   more



Contest Time - FTL (Steam)

WINNER OF FTL= Evil1 Contest Time shall be retired for a short while. Sorry. Winner of Shattered Horizon was: Kyousuke Nanbu. Thanks to Evil 1's suggested method. Kyo will be contacted through sentient anal beads with r...   more






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