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10 NEW things about mrandydixon (also, ask me anything!)

Hi! It's been a while since I did one of these, so now I'm doing it! You should do it, too :) I've interspersed this blog with some recent pics of my kids to hold your attention, and I won't waste any more time getting ...   more

10 NEW things about mrandydixon (also, ask me anything!)


I love you all, and that's why I'm retiring from Dtoid

[Pictured: The Dtoid community in 2011. My first PAX.] This is unbelievably hard. [HA! Already with the boner jokes. But really.] In fact, it may be the most difficult decision I've ever come to. But it's been weigh...   more

I love you all, and that's why I'm retiring from Dtoid


Get to know the Destructoid community team!

Dtoid really is the best website on the planet Earth. And like any best thing, a TON of effort goes into making it that way. The writers do a great job working their tight little tooshies off day in and day out to churn...   more

Get to know the Destructoid community team!


Leonard Nimoy has died :'(

I'm not normally one to write a eulogy blog -- especially a mostly NVGR one (Seaman notwithstanding) -- but the news of Leonard Nimoy's passing has really hit me hard :'( By all accounts Nimoy w...   more

Leonard Nimoy has died :'(


Community podcasters: help us get you more listeners!

Are you a Dtoid community podcaster? If so, this post is for you! Here's the deal: Occams and I are working on a front page thing to promote our fine community podcasters (that's you), but we need a bit of help to get i...   more

Community podcasters: help us get you more listeners!


Here's just the tip of what's coming your way, HUGE members

As of last month, I have officially taken over the task of making your HUGE memberships something worth dropping $3/month on again. That started with a fun new "Bonus Levels" monthly newsletter (new issue out tomor...   more

Here's just the tip of what's coming your way, HUGE members


Do you want to be a future guest on Radio Destructoid?

Radio Destructoid records its 50th episode this Saturday -- 50! -- and we've been blessed with some truly amazing guest hosts from the community over the course of the last two years. Well, we want to continue...   more

Do you want to be a future guest on Radio Destructoid?


What DOOM could learn from modern shooters

DOOM is timeless. I don't think anyone would argue against that. And yet, while it's one of my absolute all-time favorite games and I'm beyond happy to replay it year after year (which I do), even I can admit ...   more

What DOOM could learn from modern shooters


Pouring one out for Prey 2

I guess I should have seen it coming. I mean, all the signs were fucking there. Development hell doesn't even begin to describe what Prey 2 went through these past few years; how could...   more

Pouring one out for Prey 2


Hey look, a new Cblog editor

I think? Let's play. Can I make this bold? Italic? Big? Small? How about a picture? Gif? Video? Featured: How long it took to get a new Cblog editor EDIT: There are clearly some problems with spacing, but everything el...   more

Hey look, a new Cblog editor


Only one day left to get your avatar adopted for PAX!

PAX Prime 2014 starts tomorrow and I want to take you with me! So far only ChillyBilly has bothered to post an adoption blog; the rest of you need to get your act together if you want to soar on papery wings to Seattle tomo...   more

Only one day left to get your avatar adopted for PAX!


Going to PAX? Why not take your favorite Dtoider with you?!

So you were one of the lucky few who managed to snag a pass to PAX this year. How exciting! You've got your flights booked, your hotel reserved, and your bags packed (boy, you're really on the ball this year), but there's s...   more

Going to PAX? Why not take your favorite Dtoider with you?!


(NVGR) Why I quit The Dismal Jesters

As some of you may know, I was doing a Podcast with former Dtoid writers Conrad Zimmerman and Jim Sterling called The Dismal Jesters. It was more-or-less a continuation of the version of Podtoid that Jim put together in 201...   more

(NVGR) Why I quit The Dismal Jesters


Sup Holmes returns today at 4pm with Mike K from Ludum Dare

Hello! Thanks again to everyone that supported the Sup Holmes Kickstarter! We made almost 3 times our initial goal. We totally won.  The show is coming back today with Mike Kasprzak, one of the organizers of the Ludum Dare ...   more

Sup Holmes returns today at 4pm with Mike K from Ludum Dare


Why I love videogame magazines

As some of you may know, Dtoid Reviews editor Chris Carter, former Dtoid powerhouse Tony Ponce, and myself have been working with a conclave of nerds and videogame experts on making a print magazine called Nintendo Force. We ...   more

Why I love videogame magazines


[NVGR] Prepare yourself, Idaho: I'm about to come inside you

Me in Idaho Hello Dtoiders! As some of you may already know, my wife recently got a new job, so my family will be moving to Boise on March 8th. I will continue working at my same day job (from home) and also performing my D...   more

[NVGR] Prepare yourself, Idaho: I'm about to come inside you


Occams electric toothbrush is your new Cblog Manager

It's been a long time coming. (Like my wiener!) As my daily duties direct my attention elsewhere and I find myself being pulled in more directions than my penis when my wife and kids are gone for the weekend and I have the...   more

Occams electric toothbrush is your new Cblog Manager


Merry Christmas from the Dixons

Merry Christmas! I just wanted to take a moment to let you all know how much you mean to me. If it weren't for Destructoid, I wouldn't be half the person -- half the husband, half the father, half the man -- I am today. Th...   more

Merry Christmas from the Dixons


New Podtoid animation

Classic Jim stuff. It's goooood.    more

New Podtoid animation


I FP'd five cblogs this weekend (and I want to do more)

Here and here and here and here and here. I want to start doing this every weekend. Let's take over the front page! "Dtoid Community Weekends." Help me make it happen. Go create something beautiful. Or awful. Or hilarious...   more

I FP'd five cblogs this weekend (and I want to do more)


New Jim Sterling Podcast, Teenage Pokemon, other stuff

Hi everybody! I've been working on a lot of stuff. Here is some of it! Jim Sterling, Conrad Zimmerman and I used to host Podtoid. Now we host a show called The Dismal Jesters. It's almost exactly like how Podtoid used to b...   more

New Jim Sterling Podcast, Teenage Pokemon, other stuff


Dear Dtoiders

"Also, cocks" is gone. The "Fap" button is gone. Chad, Colette, Brad, Samit, Uncle Reg, and every other person and thing you've ever loved is gone. And it's safe to say none of them are coming back. But Dtoid is not gone. ...   more

Dear Dtoiders


Dear Dtoid

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Dear Dtoid


Top Ten things I like Pokemon X/Y

10)  New trainer 2D art. It's a little sterile, and doesn't fit with the rest of the game, but as stand alone art its pretty charming. 9) Some of those Mega Evolutions. They look pretty neat.  8) Pokemon Amie. It gets borin...   more

Top Ten things I like Pokemon X/Y


Sign up to wear the Mr Destructoid helmet at PAX!

If you're going to PAX this weekend, you owe it to yourself to take the new Mr Destructoid helmet for a spin! This thing is ULTRA light (you seriously have to wear it to believe it) and you will have a BLAST walking around the convention with it! So what are you waiting for? Click here to sign up for a slot before they're all gone!   more

Sign up to wear the Mr Destructoid helmet at PAX!


What's your favorite thing Destructoid ever did?

After seeing the Mega Man Maker (part of our Golden Archives) up on the front page again, it got me thinking: what's your favorite thing Dtoid ever did? The Dtoid staff and community have come up with some fantastic "stuff...   more

What's your favorite thing Destructoid ever did?


How to adopt an avatar for PAX (and why you should)!

HOLY SHIT PAX IS NEXT WEEK!! We get a lot of questions about avatar adoption around this time every year -- namely, "What the fuck is avatar adoption?!" -- so I've put together a quick FAQ for those of you unfamiliar with t...   more

How to adopt an avatar for PAX (and why you should)!


Here, have some more Skullgirls PC beta keys

Now that Chilly's taken over FNF, I feel like there's a giant void inside me that needs filling. I mean, I need SOMETHING to keep me occupied once fapping's rubbed my pud raw and my iPhone's battery has died, leaving me to ...   more

Here, have some more Skullgirls PC beta keys


Pikmin 3 audio review, Teen PKMN merch, essay and free underwear

Hello! First, here is a audio review of Pikmin 3. It was going to be used for a video review of the game, but in the end, it wasn't. Some people like it.  Is this a thing you'd like to hear more of? Also, feel free to make ...   more

Pikmin 3 audio review, Teen PKMN merch, essay and free underwear


Who wants to be on the Friday Night Fights banner?

This image is only intended to show Mikey's style. Our doodles will be bigger (since there won't be so many of them) and interacting with one another :) UPDATE 2: Check Mikey's blog for more info and some concept art! UPDA...   more

Who wants to be on the Friday Night Fights banner?





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