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(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
Hello dtoiders. I thought of you today because of . . I miss him :-( I miss Dexter too. In fact, I miss all the . Random Fact: I last posted exactly two years ago. more
Video taken at the Pokémon Black/White launch party in London. . Not been here since 2009. Is weird. more
It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA... more
To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII re... more
O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly... more
HI GANG! I appeared on ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast this week to discuss my editorial. I chat to Destin L and Stuttering Craig about fandom, old school games, and Sonic's legs being too ... more
Hey everyone! Arrived in Montreal, Canada yesterday as I am previewing 3 of Ubisoft's latest games: Assassin's Creed II, Splinter Cell: Conviction and AVATAR. I'll be blogging for Consolemonst... more
So I'm a really lucky mother fucker and I am getting sent to Canada to try out Assassin's Creed 2, Splinter Cell: Conviction and Avatar from the 28th till the 1st. Thanks Ubisoft you sexy bitch!... more
Seriously. That was in the closet in our apartment. I've been here almost a year and I did not know there was a Dreamcast just around in a closet. This is both amazing and ludicrous. I think... more
For some reason, I have a Wikipedia page. Despite the fact it has numerous issues and has been vandalized countless times, it's managed to stay up for about a year. I do not know why. Anyway, peo... more
As you can see in the photo above, next to my BioShock Big Daddy and Little Sister and framed photo of Niero in front of MTV Studios, there is one incredibly hip looking silver flask. With the ... more
So I saw Revs 'attack' on Lara Croft and it made me a bit. So I made a video defending her because that is what I do and I loves me some Lara and after the video was made Lara came to my house ... more
Hey Destructoid, its been a while! I've been busy attempting to be one of those video game journalisms and my copy of IMAGINE Journalist is on its way so all I can do now is... wait... just wait... more
1: Any other Web site would have fired me by now. Seriously. The amount of times my long-suffering Editor-in-Chief Nick Chester has to talk to me about the latest ruckus I've caused and the lates... more
That just about sums it up. more
So the video speaks for itself but yeah... BIOSHOCK 2 RECORD GETS!! I'm told there are only 100 in the world so I feel happy. If there are more then I have been lied to but feel good about it ... more
From the people who brought you Samitsu and Samit the Hedgehog, we now have a Hollywood blockbuster to rival the most dark and macabre horrors on Earth. I give you: more
Okay so I've spent 33 hours this last weekend and a bit playing RE5 over and over and over again. I've got all the achievements, unlocked all of mercenaries levels and characters and am now jus... more
So Conrad and I have been talking about Galactrix ( I wanted to review it with him but have too much on my hands right now, so had to pass), and he told me today that he intended to write this ... more
After much patient waiting, Killzone 2 finally arrived this afternoon and I have been spending the afternoon wallowing in its gray space fascism. We'll be bringing you a review as soon as we're a... more
I was invited (on behalf of consolemonster.com) to Capcom Headquarters in West London to check out a near to final build of Resident Evil 5. Setting us up from the start, in co-op campaign mode, ... more
You guys all know that I have been really excited about , and some of you have shared my enthusiasm with your comments and questions. Thanks to a recent post from , we found out that Xseed said... more
Originally posted at ---- While this does not effect a large number of gamers, those who feel the need to get 100% on everything can only understand the tormented feeling I recently got when I f... more
I'll try to fit in and make one of these. I have an opinion and I state it, very clearly. It's frustrating for others cos I'm a bitch. GOD DAMMIT! I WANNA BE ZOEY! Bill is a rapist and Franci... more
Since I started to see these blogs pop up, I knew I wanted to do one too but had a crazy week last week and still hadn't had the time yet. This weekend, I saw Hamza's wrap up post and when I sa... more
This seems to be today's CBlog activity, and since I'm as self-interested as the rest of you, I shall join in! I don't go into a great deal of detail about my childhood, save for the occasiona... more
OH HELL YES! I just ordered mine, I am super excited. I figured you other Atlus addicts might want in as well, so if you want to get yours in too before they run out. YAYYYYYY more