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It's all about who you're sleeping with...

I've mentioned it before, but I seem to have the worst luck when it comes to video game romances.  I dumped Anomen the wimp in Baldur's Gate 2. In Dragon Age: Origins, dumped me after beco...   more



What's in Jonathan Holmes' mouth?

I created the , and more. So now I put the question to you, fair Dtoiders: (Keep it safe for work, please!)   more



More questions than answers...

As with many console launches in the past, this year I've come away with more questions than answers.  I'm usually a Sony fangirl, but for the next generation of game consoles, I'm still undeci...   more



A Second Look At: Bullet Witch

Bullet Witch Cavia AQ Interactive (Japan), Atari (N.A. and Europe), Codemasters (AU) Xbox 360 July 27th, 2006 (Japan), February 27th, 2007 (N.A.), March 6th, 2007 (Europe), March 1...   more



Fun Facts about Females

Meet Jane.  She owns a smartphone or tablet.  The install base on Android and iOS devices alone is larger than all the current gen consoles combined.  According to Flurry (an app analytics comp...   more



What Does Zelda Mean to You?

So, who’s hyped for the new game?    My eyes pretty much rocketed out of my head -- and when I watched the actual trailer, said eyes reached escape velocity in a quarter of a picosecond.  And...   more

What Does Zelda Mean to You?


Occams Thoughts: Debate

I'm all for healthy debate.  Debate is a hallmark of human communication.  Its one of the many ways we learn and grow from one another.  There are debates that are super important, like the de...   more



My Nintendo E3 Wii U Wishlist

Pleased to enjoy this list of things I want. They are things. I would be happy if they were real things. Probably they are not. ...Yeah. I've not listed anything we know is coming at E3, nor any...   more

My Nintendo E3 Wii U Wishlist


Love-de-Lic & the most talented Japanese game devs whose games I can't play...

When I think back to my time with , one of my favourite games of all time and to my mind surely the best original game of the console generation, I feel something like heartbreak. There is some...   more

Love-de-Lic & the most talented Japanese game devs whose games I can't play...


Please don't tone down Shadow Warrior

Yesterday it was revealed that  developer Flying Wild Hog is  of the 1997 3D Realms classic , and I could barely contain my enthusiasm. Seriously, just look at ; I did that annoying fucking th...   more



The sound of many hands fapping...

... is now silenced. Apparently the fap button has been replaced by a generic "like" button and previous fap records have all disappeared. I find I rather miss seeing the fap numbers on some of...   more



Achievement Unlocked: Baby In The Belly

My wife and I are having a baby. I’ve written variations on this sentence many times now over the last week while texting people to notify them of the good news, sending emails to friends and fam...   more

Achievement Unlocked: Baby In The Belly


Deal with it.

Yup, the next Xbox might not be for you. The rumours of an "always on" internet connected next-generation Xbox aren't particularly new, though recent leaks and the distinct lack of any outrigh...   more



I think I'm going to be defiant!

I got to level 157 or so in Defiance during the beta week... so apparently I liked the game. It releases today on my Birthday, April 2nd, and there's a pretty decent chance I'll be getting the...   more



AMAAIAYA (Ask Me Anything And I'll Answer Your Ask)

I'm too old to know how to Reddit but I sure do like this new-fangled Retoidded thingy we got goin' on. So ask me some fuckin' questions so I can answer them!   more



[NVGR] Some pictures of my kids for you to d'awww over

I realized it had been a while since I shared my (other) family with you all, so I thought some updated pics were in order! Here's Alice on the day before her 3rd birthday: The wife and I sur...   more



Grethiwha's Blog: 2007-2011

Retoidded from IGN. Whatever AMA means.   more

Grethiwha's Blog: 2007-2011


Occam Thoughts: Four Years

April 1st, that special day in which Destructoid falls under the spell of the blood moon and transforms into the Foolish April Beast. It's a day I look forward to every year, not only for what t...   more



Road Rash: The Novel - A Review

Back in the early 1990s I was a big Sega fanboy. I was the proud owner of a Sega Megadrive (Genesis for the American readers out there), and as a diehard Sega fan I regularly purchased Sega gamin...   more

Road Rash: The Novel - A Review


Monster Hunter’s Not That Hard, You Should Really Play It

Back in mid-2010 when came out on the Wii, I was conflicted about whether or not I wanted to buy it. I’d been intending to try the series – it and these two series that were popular in Japan ...   more

Monster Hunter’s Not That Hard, You Should Really Play It


Do Video Games Need Good Stories?

Short answer? Of course they do. Post's over. Long answer? The rest of this post. If you’ve seen my posts before, you probably know what I’m all about. Good stories! Interesting leads! ...   more



Just call me Farmer Elsa!

I never did play Demon Souls... even though I normally love WRPG styled games. I heard it was difficult, as in brutally difficult and when I want to have my ass kicked, I generally load up an on...   more



Rainy Games

I love rain. I love the sound of rain, especially on a tin roof. I love watching rain as it trickles down a window. I love the earthy smell of a rain shower after a hot day. I love how soothing r...   more

Rainy Games


Dtoid Memories: Discovering Dtoid

In January 2011 I got married to the love of my life. No, I didn't get married to video games. I got married to a real, human woman! We decided not to take a honeymoon straight after the marriage...   more

Dtoid Memories: Discovering Dtoid


Occams Thoughts: Art Books

I’ve always been a picture guy. I’m a visual learner almost to a fault (math is hard) and the way I recall memories is by shuffling through pictures in my head until I find the one I am trying t...   more



Me and my digitial dick...

I've been a gamer since I was a nameless, genderless, adventurer in games like Zork and Myst. I then moved on to the Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Icewind Dales series of games and I alwa...   more



The Best Overlooked Game of 2013

This is a Public Service Announcement: there’s an amazing game on Xbox Live that nobody seems to be aware of. It’s an old-school beat-‘em-up that combines the stunning pixel art of Scott Pilgrim ...   more



Damsel in Distress....

I know that Anita Sarkeesian's "Damsel in Distress" initial video of her examination of Tropes vs Women in Video games is due to drop tomorrow, so I wanted to get some of my thoughts out previo...   more



A Scornful Goodbye

March was supposed to be the next step in my life. My plans for the last two years were to move out and begin anew. I wasn’t worried or scared or even doubting anything. I knew I had to leave m...   more

A Scornful Goodbye


How I Feel About the PS4

I'll get right to it. I'm severely disappointed. Not as disappointed as I would have been if I hadn't already braced myself for it. I expected a lot of shenanigans and hyperbole, but there w...   more

How I Feel About the PS4





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