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Joe Burling . Nov 16

I finally <3 my PS3

I never really felt like I had a good reason to boot up my PS3. Playing Disc Golf in Sports Champions w/ Move has given me that reason. I wish this was a full retail game.   0

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CosbyTron . Jun 10

Mommy Are The Monsters Gone - Episode 2

It's been over a year since sir Joe Burling and I recorded episode 1 of Mommy Are The Monsters gone. It was, at that time, a live video dealie. It is no longer that kind of dealie. It is another kind of dealie altogether. ...   0

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CosbyTron . Jun 06

A- Out of Ten

I was out on Dell's gaming site ( listed a 15% off coupon for the site), and thought I'd share their rating system with you. Enjoy the screengrab (or don't). Wow, I haven't posted anything in a long time.   0

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Joe Burling . Apr 12

Gaming Bed 2.0

I am proud to announce that Gaming Bed 2.0 is complete! It started as a dream... a dream where I was able to play all of my video games from bed in both comfort and style. As you can see, there are only input and output...   0

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Joe Burling . Jan 01

Most ironic gaming moment of 2009

While playing Call of Duty World at War with Nino, I realized something a little ironic about our scores on the world leaderboards. Then it got even creepier... I know what you're thinking: There was no way. [Editors note: The use of the word "ironic" in this cblog is not the literal meaning of the word, but rather a product of 90's pop culture and slang.]   0

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CosbyTron . Nov 20

Zelda Commercials for your Eyeballs

Ok, here's what I know about this commercial. Link is probably a girl. Zelda is a girl, but has a man's voice. Together, they will defeat rubber puppet Gannon through dance. Fact: This commercial is the inspiration fo...   0

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CosbyTron . Oct 19

$800 Ma$t3R cH33f$.. for.. oh man, HaloWeen?

Yeah. Halo Ween. Not funny, doesn't hafta be. This costume is $800. I want one for doing yard work in. I'd be the envy of the neighborhood. CLICKABLES   0

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CosbyTron . Sep 12

If this doesn't make you smile, you are dead inside.

As I watch the video, I am reminded of Revalation Chapter 13, Verse 4. Reflect with me, as you watch the video, won't you? "And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?" Ya.. ya know?   0

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Joe Burling . Jun 30

PS3: Welcome to Acceptable

No matter what side of the fence you are on, put your fanboyism aside and enjoy this look back at the beginning of the the downward spiral for Sony and the PS3. You've come a long way, Sony. Keep it up!   0

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Joe Burling . Jun 25

The PS3 will not have a 10 year lifespan

At least, not in the way some people seem to think. Sony stated that the PS3 would have a 10 year lifespan at the peak of their PR bullshit-a-thon. Yes, the PS3 will still be on the market in 2016. Yes, you should expect...   0

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Joe Burling . Jun 22

How MGS4 stacks up against other games this generation

The release of Metal Gear Solid 4 has spawned a lot of questions, such as whether MGS4 will be GOTY, or whether or not MGS4 is a reason to buy a PS3. I decided to do some digging, so I jumped over to Metacritic to read up o...   0

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CosbyTron . Jun 04

3 Things: GTA Driving - GRID Wanting - Batman Punches Shark

THING 1: When I picked up GTA IV, I had just earned my "A" license in Burnout Paradise and was well on my way to the next (whatever that was.. "plaid" license, or "wookie" license or whatever). Burnout epitomizes arcade rac...   0

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CosbyTron . Jun 02

Cinci NARP - I ate a lot of wings. Like.. a ton.

I'm just now returning to the land of the living after a long, NARP-induced hibernation. I remember arriving, loading up a WiiMote candy despenser with Smarties, and setting up the PA. From there, its hot-sauce-soaked blur ...   0

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CosbyTron . Apr 26

Okami Drawing Contest at DeviantArt

DeviantArt and Capcom are having an Okami themed contest (details here). The grand prize is a Wii, a copy of the game, and a DeviantArt subscription package. Not a bad haul :-) This is my contest entry, drawn on my Tablet PC using Art Rage Starter Edition (which is the free version. It's a great app, check it out). Click the pic to get to a higher res version.   0

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Joe Burling . Apr 05

MUST READ: Destructoid Reaches Out to the Deaf Community

We don't discriminate here at Destructoid... ever. That is why I've decided to reach out to the deaf community with this video.   0

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Joe Burling . Apr 03

I'm the #3 Rick Roll on the Internets

Ron Workman informed me today that I'm the #3 Rick Roll on the innertrons. See for yourself I Rick Rolled Cliffy B with that video. In case you didn't know, I like to Rick Roll (I'm assuming it's no surprise at this point...   0

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CosbyTron . Mar 06

Zelda in Legos.

Just random GameVideos amusement. Should I be working right now?   0

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Joe Burling . Feb 28

Throat Singtoid

When I heard that Charlie Suh was an accomplished throat singer, I became awfully excited because I, too, dabble in some throat singing myself. Please listen to one of my more recent songs and let me know if I have a future in this or not.   0

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CosbyTron . Jan 28

MATMG: Episode 1 Follow-Up

That logo is all washed out. I'd fix it, but I recently picked up Rock Band and now I can't be bothered to do anything but rock the junk off those plastic drums. Anyway, I thought I'd give a brief follow-up report on Epis...   0

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CosbyTron . Jan 25

Tonight! Buck F1tches and CosbyTron live: Mommy Are The Monsters Gone?

Hello All! Tonight, Joe "Buck F1tches" Burling and I will be recording our first podcast, "Mommy Are The Monsters Gone?" and you can help! (Please help!!!). Joe will regale us with tales of his CES adventure and will answer...   0

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Joe Burling . Dec 25

Destructoid Exclusive: Phoenix Wright Promotes Sex With Children!

Nintendo DS and Capcom teamed up to promote pedophilia when Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations was released. This discovery was made by Joe Burling on Christmas morning. While trouncing through the trial of Luke Atmey, ...   0

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Joe Burling . Dec 03

Ron Workman gets 38.7 out of 10?

OK, so I am browsing and I see Ron's Kain and Lynch review as one of the featured vids. Now, we all (most of us) knew that Ron's vid was a featured vid and linked on the front page, but what took me by surpri...   0

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CosbyTron . Nov 22

MassGivings! - Thanksgiving Mass Effect Happiness

As two, maybe three of you know, I am an American presently residing in Canada. Canadian Thanksgiving was last month, so today was business as usual around here. I have decided, however, that holidays ought to accompany the...   0

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Joe Burling . Nov 22

Temple of the Ocean King sucks balls

I'm really loving Zelda Phantom Hourglass... all except for the Temple of the Ocean King. OK, first let me rewind a bit. I hate time limits in games. It's not that I suck at games with time limits, I just don't enjoy them....   0

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Joe Burling . Nov 14

Assassin's Creed 360 vs PS3: blogger sets it straight

What is going on with Assassin's Creed? Is it gimped on the PS3 version or the 360 version? Is the game worth caring about anyways? We've all seen what's been going on with IGN's review of the game. First, they say that t...   0

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Joe Burling . Nov 13

Bestest Greeting Card(s) Eva! Must See!

Here at Destructoid, we get A LOT of emails. BlindsideDork, GoldenDonut, and the rest of the staff can confirm this speculative statement. The emails consist mostly of tips, but we also get our fair share of spam, naked pics ...   0

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Joe Burling . Nov 10

I <3 K-Mart; aka. Mass Effect is MINE!

I signed into Xbox Live this morning to find two of my friends (PonyBones and ETron) playing Mass Effect. Etron, a staff member over at, told me that K-Mart broke street date. PonyBones told me the same. I was out...   0

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CosbyTron . Nov 04

Subjective History: Nintendo and Adult Gamers

I just finished posting a lengthy comment on Nex's story Nintendo's draconian censorship: A look back at the pussyfication of the NES (which is a good read, by the way), but I think the post hints at a really interesting tang...   0

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Joe Burling . Nov 02

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Muhammad Al-'Arifi, Saudi marriage expert, isn't into video games but he does believe in violence. During a Saudi and Kuwaiti television broadcast in September, he teaches young men how to beat their wives. Some of his sugg...   0

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