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Help Us Bury Our Step-Dad Please.

Fuck I don't even know where to begin. Actually, I do. I'm so sorry I'm here asking for help. You people are amazing and I love you and I'm sorry to ask for help like this. I wouldn't be doing this if I thought there wa...   more



My Favorite Game: Castle of Illusion Starring Mickey Mouse

So I'm sitting here trying to think of how to begin this blog, thinking to myself "how could I possibly convey the feelings I get when I play Castle of Illusion? Should I go the old tired route of saying 'oh, it's Disne...   more



The Phil Files - 01: Games from under your radar.

So a friend suggested I do a c-blog featuring all the shit I play (Damn you Jinx!). So I said fuck it. I used to try to highlight all the obscure shit on our (now defunct) podcast, but that ain't coming back soon and I'm bore...   more



Death of a Security Guard

Hey everyone! I don't know if any of you knew this, but I just got a job this past week as a security guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! It's a nice little pizza place for kids. It has these animatronic animals: Freddy, Bonni...   more



I Love: My Dick!

What can I say about my dick? He is an awesome ass dude. Standing at 7-7.5" (interest depending) he is a stout, somewhat short gentlemen. He clocks in at decent girth of almost 2 inches and wears (what I'm told) is a very b...   more



I Love Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories

I'm going to make a prediction. Feel free to tell me if I'm wrong. You either: a) Generally enjoy Kingdom Hearts as a series, in which case your favorite Kingdom Hearts game is: Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2, Kingdom He...   more

I Love Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories


Rising Above All Others With Revengeance

HEY GUYS. GUESS WHO'S LATE TO THE PARTY? IT'S MARCHE! So I'm the last person on Earth to play Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. I bought it a little over a month ago and just recently got around to playing it. You know what? I...   more

Rising Above All Others With Revengeance


1 Things About Marche100 To Pass Over As You're Browsing the Cblogs

I'm fashionably late to the party. As always. Let's cut right to the chase, shall we? 1. I occasionally forget to put 0s and 9s after my 1s. It's an honest mistake. It happens to the best of us! Right? RIGHT?! 2. I'm app...   more



A Peak Inside My Anus - Not Quite 10 Things About Philly

Welcome. Everyone seems to be hopping on this train and since I'm not one to be left out I thought I'd spread 'em and saddle up. 1: Cropdusting I am a cropdusting son of a bitch. I do it to my employees/patients all the ...   more



Destructoid Story Reveal

As you may or may not recall, I made a blog a few weeks ago teasing Destructoid Story. I refused to say what it is exactly, but gave you a nice little trailer to build up a little bit of hype. In case you missed it, here it i...   more



Contest Time Bro - Steam Only

Suppers brahs and brahettes. Been awhile since I ran a contest time and I'll be damned if this game didn't inspire me to run another. I'm of course talking about Broforce. This game has been giving more fun than a lot of purc...   more



Destructoid Story Teaser

As I've been hinting at over the past week or two, I've been working on a Destructoid-related project recently. This is a teaser for that project. I won't outright tell you what it is, but I've decided to get a bit more ser...   more



Three Lives of Rust

As we all know, there's an article on the front page about Rust, a game in early access on Steam made by Facepunch Studios-or perhaps more recognizably-Garry Newman, creator of Garry's Mod. I saw a lot of people express confu...   more

Three Lives of Rust


And now a special message from PhilKenSebben.

Merry Christmas you sacks of garbage. I love some of you, I hate most of you, but I'll fuck every God damn single one of you. I hope you all have a great day, I'm grateful to know and interact with all you folks and I hope you are enjoying your Holiday or you at least have drugs. Merry Christmas, Phil P.S. You're fired. Get out.   more



My 10 Most Emotional Moments in Video Games

Emotions are a pretty cool thing. You might chuckle at David Cage's latest use of the word, but you can't deny that they're powerful. They can leave a strong lasting impression. Our minds may jump straight back to the most em...   more

My 10 Most Emotional Moments in Video Games


"I Won't Stand for that Bullshit" (Gaming Pet Peeves)

I just quoted myself up there in the title, because I can't think of a better title. But more importantly, I said that in the forums the other day in regards to Sonic Unleashed, which I refuse to play any further. I wish I ...   more



Facing Down an Eternal Backlog

Marche stepped up to the cave, sword in hand, peering into its dark depths. This was the supposed lair of the fiendish backlog, a horrific monster that lived eternal and only seemed to grow larger and stronger as time went on...   more

Facing Down an Eternal Backlog


4 Free Horror Games to play this Halloween

'Tis the season for scares. Many people take this time of the year to play horror games. Makes sense. Whether your fix is the new Amnesia, Outlast, Metro: Last Light, or that Slenderman game, there's a decent selection of gam...   more

4 Free Horror Games to play this Halloween


A Magical Journey Through Marche's Drawings

My fellow Destructoidians, I come before you today to present the stockpile of drawings that I have created over the years. I figure you guys must like looking at art. Gather round, take a seat. I have every single drawing th...   more

A Magical Journey Through Marche's Drawings


The Life Span of the Video Game Spoiler

I don't watch Pretty Little Liars, but if Google Images is anything to go by, it's about four girls who stand around doing not much of anything. Spoilers. Love them or hate them, they're all around us. Some of us can't resi...   more

The Life Span of the Video Game Spoiler


(NVGR) Update on my brother and the final push.

So thanks to you guys my brother and his family have made it this far. It hasn't been easy, but your kindness (and some help from myself/others) has carried him this far. The Indiegogo was a massive failure, but private don...   more



MABW: No Horror Game Too Scary

Welcome to the third day in Marche's Absurd Blogging Week (yesterday was the first day I named it MABW, but technically Sunday night was one, too), where I feel the need to blog like a mad-man to get my creative juices out an...   more

MABW: No Horror Game Too Scary


MABW: Marche's Adventures in Streamland (and "Why Watch Streams?")

You might be wondering what the heck a MABW is, seeing as it's the first word in the title of  this blog. I'll tell you, right now. This is a week I am dubbing "Marche's Absurd Blogging Week", where I feel the intense need to...   more

MABW: Marche's Adventures in Streamland (and


The Collectible Conundrum

Hey guys, the one and only Marche here (believe it or not, I actually saw someone else online once with the name Marche who got it from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance like me, and I flipped the frick out), and for once I'll be...   more

The Collectible Conundrum


Community Chat Roundup - STFU

Hello there folks. It's been awhile since the last community chat, so let's get another one going. This time the topic is: What do you want people to STFU most about right now? Why? What controversy of the week are you just...   more



Castle of Illusion And Me (dedicated to my Grandma)

I apologize ahead of time for the lack of music from the remake in this blog (I think it's good to read it to), but there's literally one song posted on Youtube. It sucks. I know. Ah, the enchanted forest theme. I could hum...   more

Castle of Illusion And Me (dedicated to my Grandma)


(NVGR) A family still in need. Attn: PAX Attendees

Links/PayPal: Indiegogo PayPal can be sent to charleebaby84@gmail.com, this avoids the Indiegogo 10% Yes, I'm back again for my brother. His first Indiegogo fell far short of his mark, raising only $320 and a box with a we...   more



Final Attempt to Get Someone to Adopt My Avatar :(

I just went there. So, I checked Twitter today, and to my surprise (not really) found out that mine is the last avatar that has not been adopted. PAX begins tomorrow. It's time to bring out the big guns, and by that I mea...   more

Final Attempt to Get Someone to Adopt My Avatar :(


PAX Avatar Adoption: ME + MEW = PURR

Well, howdee, pardner. Nam's Marche100. Been here on Destructoyd nary two, three years. Just joined the forwems the other day, doe. I'm sheruff 'round these parts. The cat's meow. The cow's moo. The dog's glabella. Just loo...   more

PAX Avatar Adoption: ME + MEW = PURR


(NVGR) For my brother's family. Please help. Please.

I don't know what else to say really. My brother is almost out of food. He needs help and I'm all he has. I've been spamming twitter, I've pleaded and begged (thank you everyone that spread the word and the few who donated), ...   more






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