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How I got my mom to game: Adventure Inlay

My dad's a gamer. He's just naturally into them. We bought Mike Tyson's Punch out back in 1988 and I soon learned that I could not stand next to him while he was playing or I'd get a right hook to the face, years before Wiita...   more



Meanwhile at Dtoid HQ: New videos coming your way

You want more video? We're doing more video! Here is just a sneak peek of some of the experiments going on in the lab at Dtoid HQ. We're experimenting with different ways we can cover the news and have a little more fun with ...   more



Rip off your dicks: There's a new Community Blogs editing tool

Earlier this week a community member asked why we didn't have a visual editor option. Its 2013, we really should have one. So I dropped what I was doing and installed one. If you prefer slinging your own BBcode you can sti...   more



When you see it you'll fap bricks

In pursuit of the upvote button suggestions thread and most popular comments, I've redesigned the faps button to be a heart. I've also added an easter egg that appears one in 169 times when the number 16 is selected at ran...   more



Suggestions for the new Upvote button label?

Update 2: The people have spoken and I have made it so. http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Niero+Gonzalez/when-you-see-it-you-ll-fap-bricks-252805.phtml Update 1: Until we come up with something cool I just removed the wor...   more



Hamza is too busy to be kicked in the face while reading email

Like most guys in the gaming industry I sit at my desk all day, which apparently kills you faster than chicken nuggets, so I try to get up every few minutes and do some exercise. We hung a chin-up bar in the hallway which a...   more



How to make a grilled cheese sandwich

1. Grab a fist full of butter 2. Crank the stove to 11 3. Set the Blue Oyster Cult on repeat 4. Wipe your hands on bread 5. KNIFE THE CHEESE AND SET IT ON FIRE 6. Remove the helmet and enjoy   more



Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!

(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns)   more



Dtoid after dark: Dale reviews Sriracha Cheez-Its(R)

Finally, I get Dale to do a Snacktaku while senior engineer James reviews 3DS Bass Fishing game. They were baked by GameTrailers' artisan chef and producer Jeremy Hoffman. I don't know.   more

Dtoid after dark: Dale reviews Sriracha Cheez-Its(R)


Atlus @ Dtoid HQ: Choco Tacos and new games

Atlus stopped by today to show Dale some new games, but more importantly John Hardin brought us Choco Tacos and Tecate. Best. Job. Ever.   more

Atlus @ Dtoid HQ: Choco Tacos and new games


2007 was a good year for the ladies

Hello dtoiders. I thought of you today because of this subtle reminder. CannibalCalvin. I miss him :-( I miss Dexter too. In fact, I miss all the nerdcore men. HARDMODE: Keep a straight face when you realise CC has DS carts on his nipples. Random Fact: I last posted exactly two years ago.   more



Buzzed Hamza explains GDC Night. Also, Ken Levine reads your comments

While your Dtoid engineering team was patching a few nasty problems, Hamza was out networking at GDC night. This rare video documentary captures a wild Hamza actually eating unhealthy food, as he needs to consume something ...   more



Journey to the Omegathon Part Two: Photo Op

A few days after the initial phone call, I was scrolling through my gmail and got my next contact from Penny Arcade. A few of the organizers sent out a notice that they would need some basic information, a headshot for the pr...   more

Journey to the Omegathon Part Two: Photo Op


PS4: Stoned Garfield in new Killzone looks incredible

GET SOME VISENE, BRO! AMIRITE?   more



Getting the Call: Part One of an Omeganaut's Journey

Hey there Dtoid community. For those of you who don't know, I'm Nintendoll, long-time site member. I haven't been very active recently; working two jobs and going back to school can do that sometimes. But! I thought now may ...   more



Destructoid's Jonathan Holmes in MTV Road Rules

Has everyone seen this video yet? It features a younger version of our beloved podcast host Jonathan Holmes before he got old bald and tired, tired, tired, tired. More importantly, I need this video embedded on a web page for another project I'm working on. You are all now part of my elaborate scheme. All will be revealed soon.   more



Meanwhile at Dtoid HQ...

We're hosting an obnoxious party in San Francisco soon. This was the promo photo shoot. Recognize who the DJ will be?   more



Post your fond memories of Nintendo Power! Here's mine

When I was ten years old, I begged my parents to buy me to Nintendo Power after becoming addicted to the Nintendo Fun Club magazines. I would check the mailbox daily, cover my walls with every issue poster, and write them ...   more



Sync your Cblog to your Tumblr blog automagically!

Did you know you know that anything you post on the Destructoid Cblogs can be sync'd to your Tumblr, or anywhere else you post that can consume an RSS service? It's pretty easy to setup in two steps. However, there is one...   more



Meanwhile at Dtoid HQ...

Oh, hi. Unless you're what we fondly call an "oldfag", you might not recognize me. I'm Niero. I founded this site a billion years ago. I definitely don't cblog as much as I should. Shameful! It's not without some shee...   more



The answers to the Destructoid Retrolympics!

Hey, everyone! If you havenít taken the Retrolympics quiz on the front page of Destructoid, stop reading this right now. I mean, you can read a little further ... but stop before you get to the part where you have to scroll...   more



I'll see you around, Destructoid.

From PAX Prime 2010, one of my all-time favorite Destructoid group photos Yesterday was officially my last day at Destructoid. I've been happy and proud to call this place my Internet home for the past four-plus years. I s...   more



Why the New Xbox 360 Dashboard is Killing Indie Games

So now, after the new Xbox dashboard has pushed forward through all the hate, people seem to be quieting all their grumbles and life goes on as normal, right? WRONG. The new dashboard has completely destroyed the market fo...   more



Goodbye Destructoid

There has always been one posting that I have dreaded writing since I started working for Destructoid and that is this post, the post where I say goodbye. The time has indeed come to move on and to take that leap to worki...   more



Memoirs of an Ex-GameStop Employee

Yes, this is in response to the much debated GameStop Employees Are Jerks blog a few days ago. TheManChild's experience working there brought back memories of the good old days, and I thought it was time for a trip down memor...   more



What do you want from a redesigned cblog editor?

Pictured: the current cblogs system without any css. Amazing what a little visual formatting can do, right? Anyway, I'm talking more than a facelift. I want to fundamentally change the way our blogging system works and show you a demo of whatever I cook up this week at PAX. Have at me! work in progress...   more



East Vs. West - The Quest for Character Empathy

I wanted to start be referencing a specific article, but unfortunately it seems to be lost within the black hole of the internet. In the article, a Japanese developer said something along the lines of, Eastern games are foc...   more

East Vs. West - The Quest for Character Empathy


This week in obscure Dtoid site updates: better search

How long did it take to build Rome, anyway? If you live on Dtoid 24/7 like I do you've probably noticed a hell of a lot of little changes here and there around the site over the last 6 months. There's a good reason for t...   more



Airport Road Presents: The Woods III

THE GOVERNMENT HAS LIED TO YOU. DRAGONBEARS EXIST AND THIS VIDEO IS PROOF OF THE CONSPIRACY. THEY LIKE NUTS. FOR MORE INFORMATION SUBSCRIBE TO AIRPORT ROAD: THE PODCAST AND VISIT OUR WEBSITE!!! PS: Scribblenauts short hopefully shooting soon!   more

Airport Road Presents: The Woods III


COMMUNITY HELP NEEDED! E3 2011 Predictions!

In the past two years, I have asked for your help in providing some yes/no questions to help with our annual E3 predictions post. And, boy, you never disappoint. (THATíS BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL AMAZING!) Last year these questi...   more






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