You know, when you play a game a lot, and realize that you have a lot in common, and you want to take the game a step further? I do.
That's me and Rez.
Back in 2002, Rez and I had something special. I've always been a rhy...
So, the CBlogs suck today. Yeah. Thankfully, since this tipped off the Chieftain Counter-Fail System™, I'm automatically taking countermeasures. I have some gasoline, a flamethrower, and an endangered Yew tree (Which contains...
Just go away. You're a failure of a troll. You're underage, and think 'memes' are exclusive to 4chan (You must have been there for a week! HxC). You can't even insult us properly. You've also directly insulted four of th...
A couple of days ago, "Never Gonna Give You Up" turned 20. I'm sure there were blogs about it.
CLICK RICK TO READ (Not a Rickroll, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you)
Yeah, so a few British journalists aren't too pleased...
Oh hey, a chance to play the game without SIXAXIS controls.
Am I the only one who had no idea that this was being made? Goddamn, I wouldn't have bought the PS3 version if I knew it would be portable. This game is a decent stress reliever, and I would rather bring it around with me than wait until I get home to waggle a SIXAXIS.
[11:28:17 PM] Aerox: I googled cock guillotine
[11:28:19 PM] Aerox: Oh man, was that a good idea
[11:28:55 PM] Aerox: 'Choice is yours. The police or your dangling cocks and balls. If you go to prison, those bits are not go...
So, I was looking on iTunes for something to waste a gift card on, and I find this.
(Fasten your seat belt, link will open up iTunes)
At first, it looks all fine and dandy. In theory, the controls could work, although the...
Not game related, but since Destructoid has generally good taste in music, I thought a lot of you guys would find this interesting.
"For me, ...
The Second Greatest Game Ever Made™ is only $13.49 at GameFly.
Now you, too, can zipline with your fucking mouth.
Just thought I'd point this out for everyone, just in case they haven't bought it already.
Since game publishers are Fucking Geniuses™, they've Fucking Ingeniously™ allowed for a drought in the summer and RELEASE EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER in October and November. This fills me with genuine nerd rage.
"But Cheeftun, ...
Screw you, God. I don't suck.
(Spoiler Alert™: Chieftain's pride was hurt)
I have one of the most popular and imitated (And never surpassed) blog topics on the entire site under my belt, the Late Nite Lulz™. I've ended a...
CRASH OF THE TITANS DEMO!!
I nearly cried when I saw this. I nearly came when I played it. Looks like Ratchet and Clank Future isn't the only platformer I have to look forward to this winter.
PROTIP: Don't breathe the air in a Gamestop for the next few days. I went in to preorder PW3 and I nearly threw up all over the Zunes. Halo fanboys smell fucking disgusting.
Well, TGS is here, and the blogs are pushed all the way to the lower end of the site. So, since they're destined to fail to superior TGS coverage, I think it's time I host a Photoshop contest of my own.
I'l giving you a blank check, go crazy.
I feel like I was just robbed of my beloved. We were together for 13 years, WipEout and I; we had a good time the whole way through. But then this happened.
Studio Liverpool couldn't just add sweet textures or tighten up the...