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The Development Process of MGS4

Step 1: Step 2: Step 3: Return to Step 1 Step 4:   more

The Development Process of MGS4


I'm not fighting the gray man, darlin'

(Well, Destructoid sure looks... orange...)   more

I'm not fighting the gray man, darlin'


In Response To "Contra 4 Will Make You A Man"

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In Response To


LATE NIGHT RAGE™: Rez, Drugs, and You

You know, when you play a game a lot, and realize that you have a lot in common, and you want to take the game a step further? I do. That's me and Rez. Back in 2002, Rez and I had something special. I've always been a rhy...   more

LATE NIGHT RAGE™: Rez, Drugs, and You


You'll regret clicking on this link.

Discuss.   more

You'll regret clicking on this link.


COUNTER-FAIL™: NOW THIS IS A STORY...

So, the CBlogs suck today. Yeah. Thankfully, since this tipped off the Chieftain Counter-Fail System™, I'm automatically taking countermeasures. I have some gasoline, a flamethrower, and an endangered Yew tree (Which contains...   more

COUNTER-FAIL™: NOW THIS IS A STORY...


THUPER HARDCORE, GB2/FAIL

Just go away. You're a failure of a troll. You're underage, and think 'memes' are exclusive to 4chan (You must have been there for a week! HxC). You can't even insult us properly. You've also directly insulted four of th...   more

THUPER HARDCORE, GB2/FAIL


RICKROLL: ENGLAND IS NOT AMUSED

A couple of days ago, "Never Gonna Give You Up" turned 20. I'm sure there were blogs about it. CLICK RICK TO READ (Not a Rickroll, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you) Yeah, so a few British journalists aren't too pleased...   more

RICKROLL: ENGLAND IS NOT AMUSED


FAQ™: How To Skillfully Avoid Failure

[09:43:20 PM] AgentChieftain: braead [09:43:29 PM] Reaprar: baeaead [09:43:37 PM] vexed_alex: Fuck you, typos. [09:43:48 PM] Pangloss: !breaed++ [09:43:49 PM] AlsoCocks: Karma for breaed is now 1. [09:44:05 PM] Reaprar: I l...   more

FAQ™: How To Skillfully Avoid Failure


I WILL MARRY THE INTERNET™

Game over guys, go home. The Internet and I have tied the knot. And our child's name is Charles. Charles Barkley. SLAM. BAM. THANK YOU MA'AM. UPDATE™: I HAVE VIDEO FOOTAGE   more

I WILL MARRY THE INTERNET™


I love the internet™ ROUND 4

It's ads are targeted to my interests.   more

I love the internet™ ROUND 4


I, too, love the internet.

It solves age-old video game mysteries.   more

I, too, love the internet.


What™: fl0w on the PSP

What. Oh hey, a chance to play the game without SIXAXIS controls. Am I the only one who had no idea that this was being made? Goddamn, I wouldn't have bought the PS3 version if I knew it would be portable. This game is a decent stress reliever, and I would rather bring it around with me than wait until I get home to waggle a SIXAXIS.   more

What™: fl0w on the PSP


LATE NITE LULZ™ Cock Guillotine Edition

[11:28:17 PM] Aerox: I googled cock guillotine [11:28:19 PM] Aerox: Oh man, was that a good idea [11:28:55 PM] Aerox: 'Choice is yours. The police or your dangling cocks and balls. If you go to prison, those bits are not go...   more

LATE NITE LULZ™ Cock Guillotine Edition


HOLY SHIT, GUESS WHO'S COMING TO BRAWL

You heard it here first, guys. Britney Spears is top tier. (Yeah, I know jokes like these are already old news, but goddamn, how could I resist?)   more

HOLY SHIT, GUESS WHO'S COMING TO BRAWL


Bomberman for iPod: WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?

So, I was looking on iTunes for something to waste a gift card on, and I find this. (Fasten your seat belt, link will open up iTunes) At first, it looks all fine and dandy. In theory, the controls could work, although the...   more

Bomberman for iPod: WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?


Franz Ferdinand: Shitty quality means good music

Not game related, but since Destructoid has generally good taste in music, I thought a lot of you guys would find this interesting. http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003698722 "For me, ...   more

Franz Ferdinand: Shitty quality means good music


While you're all waiting for Brawl...

I'll be playing a game exclusively on the Nintendo Wü™. Perhaps you've heard of DUKE NUKEM FOREVER? Eat it, bitches. Shark Gun™ controls are where true Next Gen gaming begins.   more

While you're all waiting for Brawl...


LAST MINUTE GAME DEAL™

The Second Greatest Game Ever Made™ is only $13.49 at GameFly. Now you, too, can zipline with your fucking mouth. Just thought I'd point this out for everyone, just in case they haven't bought it already.   more

LAST MINUTE GAME DEAL™


I had a shitty day at a bar today.

I don't want to talk about it.   more

I had a shitty day at a bar today.


MY GOD THERE ARE TOO MANY GAMES

Since game publishers are Fucking Geniuses™, they've Fucking Ingeniously™ allowed for a drought in the summer and RELEASE EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER in October and November. This fills me with genuine nerd rage. "But Cheeftun, ...   more

MY GOD THERE ARE TOO MANY GAMES


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Well Excuse Me, Princess!

Screw you, God. I don't suck. (Spoiler Alert™: Chieftain's pride was hurt) I have one of the most popular and imitated (And never surpassed) blog topics on the entire site under my belt, the Late Nite Lulz™. I've ended a...   more

Well Excuse Me, Princess!


New Release on the Xbox™: September 25th

CRASH OF THE TITANS DEMO!! I nearly cried when I saw this. I nearly came when I played it. Looks like Ratchet and Clank Future isn't the only platformer I have to look forward to this winter. PROTIP: Don't breathe the air in a Gamestop for the next few days. I went in to preorder PW3 and I nearly threw up all over the Zunes. Halo fanboys smell fucking disgusting.   more

New Release on the Xbox™: September 25th


LATE NITE LULZ™ Exploitable Edition

Well, TGS is here, and the blogs are pushed all the way to the lower end of the site. So, since they're destined to fail to superior TGS coverage, I think it's time I host a Photoshop contest of my own. I'l giving you a blank check, go crazy.   more

LATE NITE LULZ™ Exploitable Edition


LATE NITE LULZ™ Next-Gen Butthurt Edition

I feel like I was just robbed of my beloved. We were together for 13 years, WipEout and I; we had a good time the whole way through. But then this happened. Studio Liverpool couldn't just add sweet textures or tighten up the...   more

LATE NITE LULZ™ Next-Gen Butthurt Edition


LATE NITE LULZ™ Time Paradox Edition

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LATE NITE LULZ™ Time Paradox Edition





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