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Pax Avatar: Adopt Me Please n shit rad.

UPDATE: Here is a VIDEO PLEAING to ADOPT ME, I hope you guys enjoy it. Hi, I'm Johnny Luchador, Destructoids resident Luchador and Dtoid.tv's son of Jon Carnage and Rick Fuller. I'm not going to PAX. Why am I not going to P...   more



TO San Francisco...with Johnny Luchador. A Picture Journey

I went to San Fransisco the other day. You may be asking, "why did you go to such a place?" Honestly, I have no clue, I just wanted to run around like an idiot, and I accomplished this. For a full catalog of the adventure you...   more



Lucha's Thoughts: Xbox One/Ps4

Greetings shitbirds, So all I've heard this week is, XBOX One, Xbox One, no Games, yadda yadda, It looks like a VCR, omg, I don't like TV, PS4 is better, PS4 gets my money, bitch bitch bitch. So Papa Lucha decided to educate ...   more



Contest: Internets Next Top Streamer, Boglin King Edition

Hi, I'm Johnny Luchador, Host of the Super Fantastic Video Game Rad Show: Get THere! I've been a caster on Dtoid.tv for like god, since the beginning. I was forged from the Mysterious Jon Carnages' gooch. Never the less, I've...   more



Merican Dream

Dtoid makin dat wheel barrels of money son. Twerk on wit y0 crazy selves.   more

Merican Dream


Review: GTA V

I got my hands on a copy of GTA V from my friend of a friend of a friends dad who works at Rockstar. So as your favorite Luchador, I decided to review it for you guys. This game follows the mishaps and adventures of three b...   more



Review: Arma III from the Heart of a Luchador

To start, this is all Spencer Hayes' Fault. He was all like," y0 lucha,when you gonna do another review?" and I was like, "shit son, I've been busy twerkin dem mean streets of East Compton KY, but shit since you're so badly...   more



Dtoid Live on WWE Smackdown Son. Ooo Wee

Hey Peeps, Johnny Luchador of Dtoid.tv here. So I had the opportunity to head to WWE Smackdown in Evansville on Syfy. To live up to the previous invasion by community member Suff0cat back in 2008, I made it a goal that at on...   more



review: Katawa Shoujo..its not Gojo and my hands are still dirty

So you may be wondering, just where the hell has Johnny Luchador been? Where have the posts vanished off to? Well I've been busy being a Grown Ass Man, busy Streaming on the Destructoid Twitch channel, and well, wrestling sma...   more



IMPROVEMENTS: to Lord Niero

35,397,784 views that is all.   more



Jonathan Holmes to Appear on Also, Talks Today!

If you're not familiar with Also, Talks, it is a live Destructoid community talk show on Dtoid's official live-stream channel. My cohost, Johnny Luchador, and I speak with members of the Destructoid community from all its b...   more

Jonathan Holmes to Appear on Also, Talks Today!


Dtoid on JTV: MASH TacticS - The First Time is Free

Another round of highlights from Destructoid's official live-stream channel! This time I bring you some exceptional moment from the first half of this week's MASH TacticS. We've got shirt rips, clumsy tumbles, and a tale o...   more

Dtoid on JTV: MASH TacticS - The First Time is Free


Don't Steal My Ideas..okay you can but just give me a few dollars

As creative as an imagination as I've had for years, I always tend to say, I'm so gonna do this, but then I get side tracked and end up not doing something and then some jackass goes and does what I said I was gonna do before...   more



The Anatomy of A Jar of Pickles: Written by Johnny Best Selling Author x 4

A little different than a normal Johnny Luchador Lunch Time Review Special for $4.99, but since its been a dry week for "stellar" games to review, we're gonna change things up a little bit. Today I review those who Judge a Ga...   more

The Anatomy of A Jar of Pickles: Written by Johnny Best Selling Author x 4


Dtoid on JTV: MASH TacticS 24-Hour Stream With High Voltage Software

24 hours of sleep-deprived hilarity. That's the only way I can describe the recent stream Destructoid's MASH TacticS did with High Voltage Software to celebrate the release of their latest title, Conduit 2. Jon Carnage and Pi...   more



Review: Mortal Kombat, Test your Might Edition

As soon as I got my hands on this, the amazingly bad theme song from Mortal Kombat the movie began playing in my head. It brought back memories of my youth when I'd be drug to Walmart with my mother, as I would break free as ...   more



Destructoid On JTV Round-Up: What You May Have Missed This Week

You know how Destructoid is the best thing ever? Well, our channel on Justin TV is better than television... and possibly Jesus. It's hard to capture what it is exactly that makes the channel so great. You kind of have to be ...   more



Review: Yoostar 2, the game that doesn't let you be creative

As once a person who was in the spotlight on stages across the US, after being off the music circuit for over a year, you miss the "performance" more than anything. It's an addiction like no other. So for some odd Reason, I d...   more



Spontaneous 3DS Giveaway On Justin.TV/Destructoid

Some of you may already be aware that our glorious patriarch, Niero, has been dangling a free 3DS to be given to a lucky one of the thousands of followers of Destructoid's live channel. The winner was drawn and.... after bei...   more

Spontaneous 3DS Giveaway On Justin.TV/Destructoid


Review: Deadly Towers, the game that no Towers were Harmed in the making

Maybe I'm out of the loop, but I didn't really see anything worth playing and reviewing this week that was of our current Generation. At first I dug around my collection of Tiger Hand Held games. After hours of trying to get ...   more



Review: WWE All Stars, Tony Schiavone edition

I have to say, before you play this game you need to do this step by step procedure 1) go rent The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior and view it 2) Eat your Vitamins, say your prayers, stay in school, don't do drugs (a...   more



Review: Crysis 2 "the Syfy Channel Original Movie game"

Hi my name is Crysis, I was this PC game that you had to spend like a bagillion Chuck E Cheese tokens, to get enough tickets to buy a PC to run it. But then the gods of Showbiz Pizza decided to give the middle man a break a...   more



Destructoid Live! Is A Thing You Should Be Watching (Now With More Zoeker)

As many of you know, Destructoid has a live stream channel on Justin.Tv . The channel has been growing like a freakish lab experiment gone horribly right since October of 2010. At the moment of writing this, the channel has o...   more



Review : Homefront the Awesome Review yeah.

So I just got done with my adventure with Homefront not to be confused with Homeward Bound: The incredible Journey, which I thought this was what this game was based off of, but there were no dogs or cats trying to find their...   more



A Review: Two Worlds 2

As a gamer, everyone has their types of games they enjoy. Some like puzzle games, rpgs, action, fps, sports, fighting, etc. I'm really kind of open ended, but I prefer open world wrestling fps racing kangaroos. You don't get ...   more



Substitute Parties for Chillin' with some Bros!

So, it's New Year's Eve and I find myself without money, and having to work until at least 11PM CST. I had planned on just playing some Raskulls and drinking wine.But, as it turns out, a couple of Bros from the Destructoid ...   more

Substitute Parties for Chillin' with some Bros!


This is a Christmas blog.

Well, here you are on Christmas Eve. Your fireplace is aglow, embers fluttering upward to be one with the smoke billowing out of the chimney. The scent of pine melds with the delicious smell of fresh-baked cookies and cake....   more

This is a Christmas blog.


RE: 3D, Will We Ever Be Convinced?

EDIT: If you just happened to come across this post, it is a response to a post made by Pico Mause. Check it out here: http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Pico+Mause/3d-will-we-ever-be-convinced--189046.phtml I once sa...   more

RE: 3D, Will We Ever Be Convinced?


It's Friday: And he's walkin' around like this~

It's Friday, and this week is the start of my #1 Played Game of the Week. Figured it would be cool to add some gameplay video in this. I just recorded the gameplay, then recorded the video of the gameplay while talking over...   more

It's Friday: And he's walkin' around like this~


It's Friday: Star Fawkes does a barrel roll

It's Friday, and it's Guy Fawkes Day. I'm not English, but I still find the holiday interesting, despite my take on it. However, if you plan on blowing things up with fireworks today, please don't do it a...   more

It's Friday: Star Fawkes does a barrel roll





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