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Pax Avatar: Adopt Me Please n shit rad.

UPDATE: Here is a VIDEO PLEAING to ADOPT ME, I hope you guys enjoy it. o2M1dcNA9h4 Hi, I'm Johnny Luchador, Destructoids resident Luchador and Dtoid.tv's son of Jon Carnage and Rick Fuller. I'm ...   more



TO San Francisco...with Johnny Luchador. A Picture Journey

I went to San Fransisco the other day. You may be asking, "why did you go to such a place?" Honestly, I have no clue, I just wanted to run around like an idiot, and I accomplished this. For a ful...   more



Lucha's Thoughts: Xbox One/Ps4

Greetings shitbirds, So all I've heard this week is, XBOX One, Xbox One, no Games, yadda yadda, It looks like a VCR, omg, I don't like TV, PS4 is better, PS4 gets my money, bitch bitch bitch. So ...   more



Contest: Internets Next Top Streamer, Boglin King Edition

Hi, I'm Johnny Luchador, Host of the Super Fantastic Video Game Rad Show: Get THere! I've been a caster on Dtoid.tv for like god, since the beginning. I was forged from the Mysterious Jon Carnage...   more



Merican Dream

http://youtu.be/lbUtp_dd2Sk Dtoid makin dat wheel barrels of money son. Twerk on wit y0 crazy selves.   more

Merican Dream


Review: GTA V

I got my hands on a copy of GTA V from my friend of a friend of a friends dad who works at Rockstar. So as your favorite Luchador, I decided to review it for you guys. This game follows the mis...   more



Review: Arma III from the Heart of a Luchador

To start, this is all Spencer Hayes' Fault. He was all like," y0 lucha,when you gonna do another review?" and I was like, "shit son, I've been busy twerkin dem mean streets of East Compton KY, ...   more



Dtoid Live on WWE Smackdown Son. Ooo Wee

Hey Peeps, Johnny Luchador of Dtoid.tv here. So I had the opportunity to head to WWE Smackdown in Evansville on Syfy. To live up to the previous invasion by community member Suff0cat back in 200...   more



review: Katawa Shoujo..its not Gojo and my hands are still dirty

So you may be wondering, just where the hell has Johnny Luchador been? Where have the posts vanished off to? Well I've been busy being a Grown Ass Man, busy Streaming on the Destructoid Twitch ch...   more



IMPROVEMENTS: to Lord Niero

35,397,784 views that is all.   more



Don't Steal My Ideas..okay you can but just give me a few dollars

As creative as an imagination as I've had for years, I always tend to say, I'm so gonna do this, but then I get side tracked and end up not doing something and then some jackass goes and does wha...   more



The Anatomy of A Jar of Pickles: Written by Johnny Best Selling Author x 4

A little different than a normal Johnny Luchador Lunch Time Review Special for $4.99, but since its been a dry week for "stellar" games to review, we're gonna change things up a little bit. Today...   more

The Anatomy of A Jar of Pickles: Written by Johnny Best Selling Author x 4


Review: Mortal Kombat, Test your Might Edition

As soon as I got my hands on this, the amazingly bad theme song from Mortal Kombat the movie began playing in my head. It brought back memories of my youth when I'd be drug to Walmart with my mot...   more



Review: Yoostar 2, the game that doesn't let you be creative

As once a person who was in the spotlight on stages across the US, after being off the music circuit for over a year, you miss the "performance" more than anything. It's an addiction like no othe...   more



Review: Deadly Towers, the game that no Towers were Harmed in the making

Maybe I'm out of the loop, but I didn't really see anything worth playing and reviewing this week that was of our current Generation. At first I dug around my collection of Tiger Hand Held games....   more



Review: WWE All Stars, Tony Schiavone edition

I have to say, before you play this game you need to do this step by step procedure 1) go rent The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior and view it 2) Eat your Vitamins, say your prayers, sta...   more



Review: Crysis 2 "the Syfy Channel Original Movie game"

Hi my name is Crysis, I was this PC game that you had to spend like a bagillion Chuck E Cheese tokens, to get enough tickets to buy a PC to run it. But then the gods of Showbiz Pizza decided to...   more



Review : Homefront the Awesome Review yeah.

So I just got done with my adventure with Homefront not to be confused with Homeward Bound: The incredible Journey, which I thought this was what this game was based off of, but there were no dog...   more



A Review: Two Worlds 2

As a gamer, everyone has their types of games they enjoy. Some like puzzle games, rpgs, action, fps, sports, fighting, etc. I'm really kind of open ended, but I prefer open world wrestling fps ra...   more



This is a Christmas blog.

Well, here you are on Christmas Eve. Your fireplace is aglow, embers fluttering upward to be one with the smoke billowing out of the chimney. The scent of pine melds with the delicious smell of...   more

This is a Christmas blog.


It's Friday: And he's walkin' around like this~

It's Friday, and this week is the start of my #1 Played Game of the Week. Figured it would be cool to add some gameplay video in this. I just recorded the gameplay, then recorded the video of t...   more

It's Friday: And he's walkin' around like this~


It's Friday: Star Fawkes does a barrel roll

It's Friday, and it's Guy Fawkes Day. I'm not English, but I still find the holiday interesting, despite my take on it. However, if you plan on blowing things up with fireworks t...   more

It's Friday: Star Fawkes does a barrel roll


The Journalism Show, Episode 5: I Scream, You Scream

While Topher Cantler and The Journalism Show have left Destructoid for good, I felt it necessary to keep everyone here updated nonetheless. Because, why not? So, after months of hard labour,...   more

The Journalism Show, Episode 5: I Scream, You Scream


It's Friday: Spooky chickens...?

It's Friday, and Halloween is Sunday. In this video I attempt to terrify you beyond belief! I'm sure I did. Didn't I? DIDN'T I? I sense your trembling through the internet. A...   more

It's Friday: Spooky chickens...?


It's Friday: Japan and Ostriches?

It's Friday, and it is a better Friday than last Friday. Even if I called Asura's Wrath "Asura's Revenge" because I have down syndrome. Otherwise, things seem pretty smooth this week. Nothing e...   more

It's Friday: Japan and Ostriches?


It's Friday: Put on your grumpy pants.

It's Friday, and I punched twelve old ladies today. Right in the face place. I did this video four times in all. The first three takes either crapped out before I could save them, were too long...   more

It's Friday: Put on your grumpy pants.


It's Friday: Pacefalm

It's Friday, and that is not a video. Just in case you were wondering. I solved the sound problem, but it was only until after I finished recording this morning that I realized my mic was muted...   more

It's Friday: Pacefalm


Dear valued customer

This is a story of heartache and betrayal. Of sadness and torment. The strange and obscure tale begins with a strange and obscure letter from All of Microsoft: At first I didn't kno...   more

Dear valued customer


It's Friday: Sh***ing hamburgers.

It's Friday, and you have to turn your sound up again. I swear, you'd think a crappy Microsoft webcam would have better audio than this. And less static. Also, fuck sirens. This video was made...   more

It's Friday: Sh***ing hamburgers.


Teh Bias: Walking with the dead.

I have played many game genres in my time. Many settings, many storylines. My interests range from retro platformers to fast-paced FPSs to JRPGs to so much more. I could give you a list of many...   more






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