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Mike Martin . Aug 25

(NVGR) Not So Fun Facts About Being Homeless

1: You can shit anywhere. That wall? Do it. That person's car? Go right ahead! That baby stroller, that the mom isn't paying attention to? Don't mind if I doo doo. It's your world. Seize it. 2: The best place to sleep is sup...   0

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Kyle MacGregor . Aug 18
What do you do if a game's tutorial overwhelms you?
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Kyle MacGregor . Aug 17
QUIT FAPPING AT YOUR DESK, DARREN!
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Kyle MacGregor . Aug 17
Here are the lyrics to Cheap Trick's 1977 hit "I Want You to Want Me." I want you to want me. I need you to need me. I'd love you to love me. I'm beggin' you to beg me. I want you to want me. I need you to need me. I'd love you to love me. I'
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Kyle MacGregor . Aug 17
Who ever was asking for more Comiket coverage, I hope you liked Kyle's cosplay weekend.
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Mike Martin . Aug 16
I just pooped behind a Dennys and it was violent.
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Kyle MacGregor . Aug 11
Steve Handsome stripped down after a hard day's work and admired his physique in the mirror.
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Kyle MacGregor . Aug 10
donski is home safe from europe. celebrate by drawing rule 34 of him.
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Kyle MacGregor . Aug 10
My boy Zack Furniss needs a place to sleep at PAX Prime. Can anybody help him out?
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Kyle MacGregor . Aug 09
Sorry folks, no Doujin Dojo this week. The game I was planning on writing about was actually, sneakily made in Taiwan, which isn't Japan fyi. Go catch up. I will (hopefully) have another long look at a *Japanese* indie game next week. Until then... http:/
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Mike Martin . Jul 10

Better With Age: My D*ck

Since Nanners is a giant buttface, dickhole, cuntflap (just kidding boo), I had to change my idea for this month's.... Musing? BoB? You fucks have too many names for the same God damn things now days. So instead of writing a...   0

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Mike Martin . Jul 05

I Miss You

It’s been a year. Oh, what a year it has been my friend. So much darkness, so much light. I know, I’m a drama queen sometimes. Can’t help it. It’s not easy wrestling with all this, especially when I h...   0

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Kyle MacGregor . Jul 04

Hi, I'm your new Weekend Editor

Ohayou gozaimasu! I'm excited to announce that starting today I'm what Niero is calling our "chief weekend Ché." What does that mean exactly? Well, I've been charged to give our weekend coverage a kick in th...   0

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Handy . Jun 13

E3 Bingo: Where Dreams Come to Die

E3 is upon us once again, and so too are ridiculous predictions. Having exhausted every form of divination available in past years – tarot cards, coins, magic 8 balls – I was left with either the last resort...   0

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Kyle MacGregor . May 11

A Gardevoir for all Seasons

Gardevoir is now awake. Here she is at the lake.    Check out her tiny rake. Did you know she likes to bake? Sometimes girl just wants a steak. Even she could use a break.  Ekans is a purple snake. mmmm mmm delicious cake   0

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Mike Martin . Apr 09

(NVGR) An AMA with Mike Martin/PhilKenSebben

Hello everyone. I was just down in my home and saw a complaint that struck a chord with me. It was one I had myself, back when my name was filled with 3's and my shitposting was at an all time high: The lack of staff in...   0

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Handy . Mar 21

Remastered Collection announced for PS4, PS4 rebranded PS3: Definitive Edition.

Sony today revealed that they are well into production of their newest title, the “Remastered Collection”, said to be compiling the latest hits of the last five years with minor graphical improvements and fr...   0

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Mike Martin . Mar 12

Friday Night Flicks! Phil's ode to the 80's

So like Frights, we would watch movies (duh). Only we watch movies only from the 80s and I'm shooting for action/adventure/comedy/etc. No horror flicks, as that is what Frights is for and I'm not about to get slapped wi...   0

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Mike Martin . Mar 03

9 Dtoiders I'd Like To F**k

How the fuck is someone like me supposed to sit down and pick nine of you to feature in a list like this? All the friendships I've made, those I've tried to help, those that have helped me.... man. As a longtime member ...   0

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Mike Martin . Feb 23

(NVGR) Cooking with Phil - First Edition

Welcome hungry readers. Listen to my stomach roar. Through a boombox. Look, I couldn't find a decent header and I just fucking winged it, ok? All the pictures are weird sized. I got lazy at the end. 2104 FUCKING WORDS A...   0

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Handy . Feb 06

8 Game Trends That Need To Go

You Know what else needs to go? Intros. You know what a list blog is, you're smart, I trust you. (No, I'm not being lazy...) Tailing Missions You know what I love to do in my openworld games built around traversing the ...   0

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Mike Martin . Feb 02

Clan/Team/Group Roundup. & PC FNF Blogger Wanted

Short and to the point for this one. Leave a comment below with your clan/team/group or whatever, ID/Tag, so that I may add this to future FNF posts. Let's have a little roundup of everyone's groups and games (leave wha...   0

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Mike Martin . Jan 29

Your new Community Playdate Manager is a twat.

See that guy? He's a cartoon character stupids. He was an avatar used by a guy known as PhilKenSebben around here. Phil is gone now. RIP you username chosen in a moment of great fucked upitude. I'm the asshole behind th...   0

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Mike Martin . Dec 25

Merry F*cking Christmas You F*cks

I was out searching for that thing(Ha Ha Thingy!) and while out, I realized something: I am fucking amazing. Do you know how lucky you all are? Who else will make sweet, sweet love to you at anytime of the day? Who else...   0

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Mike Martin . Dec 23

The 2014 Philly Awards

Welcome to the first time, bi-sexual, annual, anal Philly awards. These awards are designed to showcase games this year that I gave a shit about or hated, or jerked off to/on. Disclaimer: I was definitely paid at some p...   0

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Kyle MacGregor . Oct 21

SPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOORRRRRTTTTTTSSS

Having an allegiance to a sports team is stupid. I am stupid for doing it. It's like rooting for Clorox to do well on the stock exchange or something. But I grew up with a love for baseball. Not because my par...   0

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Handy . Oct 20

The Brave New World We've Won.

  At first games were held in contempt, a toy for children and nothing more, and to an extent they were right, but gamers and the medium grew up together and came into their own. When the moral guardians told them ...   0

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Mike Martin . Sep 02

The Phil Files - 01: Games from under your radar.

So a friend suggested I do a c-blog featuring all the shit I play (Damn you Jinx!). So I said fuck it. I used to try to highlight all the obscure shit on our (now defunct) podcast, but that ain't coming back soon and I'm bore...   0

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Handy . Jul 26

What if Mario was... a GIRL!???!!!?

When they announced new Super Mario 3D World heads were sent spinning at the prospect of playing as Princess Peach, unfortunately, many were disappointed as both Peach and Rosalina reinforced gender normatives by running sl...   0

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Mike Martin . Jul 16

I Love: My Dick!

What can I say about my dick? He is an awesome ass dude. Standing at 7-7.5" (interest depending) he is a stout, somewhat short gentlemen. He clocks in at decent girth of almost 2 inches and wears (what I'm told) is a very b...   0




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