What's in Jonathan Holmes' mouth?
I created the , and more. So now I put the question to you, fair Dtoiders: (Keep it safe for work, please!) more
I created the , and more. So now I put the question to you, fair Dtoiders: (Keep it safe for work, please!) more
Yesterday it was revealed that developer Flying Wild Hog is of the 1997 3D Realms classic , and I could barely contain my enthusiasm. Seriously, just look at ; I did that annoying fucking th... more
I'm too old to know how to Reddit but I sure do like this new-fangled Retoidded thingy we got goin' on. So ask me some fuckin' questions so I can answer them! more
I realized it had been a while since I shared my (other) family with you all, so I thought some updated pics were in order! Here's Alice on the day before her 3rd birthday: The wife and I sur... more
When I think back on the time I spent at Destructoid's 2011 PAX panel, only one word can describe it: Glorious. This was, of course, the infamous panel where Jim ground cake into the floor with ... more
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=X6p5AZp7r_Q I really told myself I wouldn't do this. If talking about sexism is stepping on coals, then responding to this video is pretty ... more
Oh god. Guys, I got something serious to tell you. I really want a Wii U. Like, bad man. Every time I see something on the Wii U, it looks pretty and awesome and I just want to braid her hair a... more
Something really strange always happens when Call of Duty is free for a weekend on Steam: I usually end up playing it for the majority of the weekend, but I never end up buying it. You'd think th... more
I get it, dude; there isn't enough sports coverage on Dtoid since you left, and that bothers you. But for the love of god, man: Sincerely, The Dtoid Community more
Nothing beats the feeling of a good, strong hug, and hugs better than a Dtoider. (FACT.) I've been the lucky recipient of some of the best hugs of my life from the likes of Occams electric to... more
So what if his last two non- games have ? At least the man's still got love for the Dtoid community! more
Greetings, fellow Destructoid traveler! I come bearing exciting news! In an effort to cut down on spammers in the comments section, we've promoted several Dtoid community members to "mod" stat... more
I have the opportunity to interview Christopher Shy, the illustrator of the upcoming prequel graphic novel . Why am I telling you this? Well, I thought it might be fun to let the Dtoid communi... more
If you're anything like the bajillion or so people who reported the issue to Support over the weekend, you have no doubt noticed that your Dtoid comment count has shot through the roof in the l... more
Look out toddler ladies*, there's a new Dixon lad on the prowl!! Sorry for the shortblog, but I just wanted to share my good news and let you all know that I won't be around as much the next ... more
I think all this has gone to my head, because I've been having some seriously fucked up dreams lately. The first took place on Wednesday night. I dreamt that I was hanging out with when he b... more
I've made no attempt to hide my love for , my excitement for the title had already began bubbling up like a b-- wait, no. Not gonna make this blog about that. Anyway, , I've been playing the g... more
[ Some of this has been rendered moot now that our site redesign is live. However, everything under the big blue header at the bottom still stands!] Promoting blogs is the best part of my job.... more
The four main characters may have already been snatched up by , but the upcoming DLC character Gaige is still ripe for the picking! A badass , Gaige uses her mechanical arm to do all sorts... more
We get a lot of questions regarding PAX avatar adoption about this time every year -- namely, "What the fuck is PAX avatar adoption?!" -- so I decided to put together a quick FAQ for those of y... more
See you online, boners :) more
, we recently announced a few changes that directly affect you cblogging badasses. Many promises were made, have already begun to be fulfilled, and more fruits of your labor will be seeing the... more
BECAUSE EVERYBODY'S DOING IT, MAN!* No, like, a one. Back in my college days, I used to write a lot of short stories; as a creative writing major, I didn't have much of a choice. And beca... more
On Friday, April 13, from 8 PM to 11 PM Eastern, Dtoid will be hosting a ! Conor Elsea (), Abel Girmay () and myself will be representing the Dtoid staff, and we’re looking for a few community... more
So what are you waiting for? Here's a picture I drew: /failblog more
Two days ago, wrote a blog that prompted a lot of you to air your long-penned-up grievances in regards to the Dtoid staff and, more specifically, the state of the community blogs. While none o... more
When you've spent as much time with a game series as I have with Halo, it's very hard for you to immediately think of it when a topic like Improvement comes up. Initially, I tried to think of so... more