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[NVGR] Prepare yourself, Idaho: I'm about to come inside you

Due to an uninteresting series of events, my family will be moving to Boise on March 8th. I will continue working at my same day job (from home) and also performing my Dtoid duties (hehe, dood...   more



Occams electric toothbrush is your new Cblog Manager

It's been a long time coming. (Like my wiener!) As my daily duties direct my attention elsewhere and I find myself being pulled in more directions than my penis when my wife and kids are gone ...   more



Merry Christmas from the Dixons

I just wanted to take a moment to let you all know how much you mean to me. If it weren't for Destructoid, I wouldn't be half the person -- half the husband, half the father, half the man -- ...   more



I FP'd five cblogs this weekend (and I want to do more)

and and and and . I want to start doing this every weekend. Let's take over the front page! "Dtoid Community Weekends." Help me make it happen. Go create something beautiful. Or awful. Or...   more

I FP'd five cblogs this weekend (and I want to do more)


Dear Dtoiders

"Also, cocks" is gone. The "Fap" button is gone. Chad, Colette, Brad, Samit, Uncle Reg, and every other person and thing you've ever loved is gone. But Dtoid is not gone. There may be some n...   more



Dear Dtoid

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Once more unto the Dickwolf.

Oh man am I tired of hearing about fucking dickwolves. I actually got into an argument with my wife about this whole thing today. I basically tried to argue the issue as "both sides need to take...   more

Once more unto the Dickwolf.


Sign up to wear the Mr Destructoid helmet at PAX!

If you're going to PAX this weekend, you owe it to yourself to take for a spin! This thing is ULTRA light (you seriously have to wear it to believe it) and you will have a BLAST walking around...   more

Sign up to wear the Mr Destructoid helmet at PAX!


What's your favorite thing Destructoid ever did?

After seeing the (part of our ) up on the front page again, it got me thinking: what's your favorite thing Dtoid ever did? The Dtoid staff and community have come up with some fantastic "stuf...   more



How to adopt an avatar for PAX (and why you should)!

HOLY SHIT PAX IS NEXT WEEK!! We get a lot of questions about avatar adoption around this time every year -- namely, "What the fuck is avatar adoption?!" -- so I've put together a quick FAQ for ...   more



Here, have some more Skullgirls PC beta keys

Now that , I feel like there's a giant void inside me that needs filling. I mean, I need SOMETHING to keep me occupied once fapping's rubbed my pud raw and my iPhone's battery has died, leaving...   more

Here, have some more Skullgirls PC beta keys


Who wants to be on the Friday Night Fights banner?

Sound like something you might be interested in? To sign up, just and post a pic of yourself along with your favorite weapon. (I'll PM people payment details from there.) Once Mikey's receiv...   more



What's in Jonathan Holmes' mouth?

I created the , and more. So now I put the question to you, fair Dtoiders: (Keep it safe for work, please!)   more



Please don't tone down Shadow Warrior

Yesterday it was revealed that  developer Flying Wild Hog is  of the 1997 3D Realms classic , and I could barely contain my enthusiasm. Seriously, just look at ; I did that annoying fucking th...   more



AMAAIAYA (Ask Me Anything And I'll Answer Your Ask)

I'm too old to know how to Reddit but I sure do like this new-fangled Retoidded thingy we got goin' on. So ask me some fuckin' questions so I can answer them!   more



[NVGR] Some pictures of my kids for you to d'awww over

I realized it had been a while since I shared my (other) family with you all, so I thought some updated pics were in order! Here's Alice on the day before her 3rd birthday: The wife and I sur...   more



Dtoid Memories: My First PAX

When I think back on the time I spent at Destructoid's 2011 PAX panel, only one word can describe it: Glorious. This was, of course, the infamous panel where Jim ground cake into the floor with ...   more

Dtoid Memories: My First PAX


Let's Play With Fire: Response to Anita's First Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=X6p5AZp7r_Q I really told myself I wouldn't do this. If talking about sexism is stepping on coals, then responding to this video is pretty ...   more

Let's Play With Fire: Response to Anita's First Video


"Wii-U They or Won't They?" or My Internal Struggle Over the Wii U.

Oh god. Guys, I got something serious to tell you. I really want a Wii U. Like, bad man. Every time I see something on the Wii U, it looks pretty and awesome and I just want to braid her hair a...   more



I (almost) Feel Bad for Call of Duty

Something really strange always happens when Call of Duty is free for a weekend on Steam: I usually end up playing it for the majority of the weekend, but I never end up buying it. You'd think th...   more

I (almost) Feel Bad for Call of Duty


Dear Samit

I get it, dude; there isn't enough sports coverage on Dtoid since you left, and that bothers you. But for the love of god, man: Sincerely, The Dtoid Community   more



Let's celebrate Valentine's Day by hugging each other in Portal 2!

Nothing beats the feeling of a good, strong hug, and hugs better than a Dtoider. (FACT.) I've been the lucky recipient of some of the best hugs of my life from the likes of Occams electric to...   more



It's OK, Aliens fans; Randy Pitchford still loves you!

So what if his last two non- games have ? At least the man's still got love for the Dtoid community!   more



A MODest announcement

Greetings, fellow Destructoid traveler! I come bearing exciting news! In an effort to cut down on spammers in the comments section, we've promoted several Dtoid community members to "mod" stat...   more



Who wants to interview the artist for Dead Space: Liberation?!

I have the opportunity to interview Christopher Shy, the illustrator of the upcoming prequel graphic novel . Why am I telling you this? Well, I thought it might be fun to let the Dtoid communi...   more



PSA: Notice anything weird about your comment count lately?

If you're anything like the bajillion or so people who reported the issue to Support over the weekend, you have no doubt noticed that your Dtoid comment count has shot through the roof in the l...   more



[NVGR] Say hello to H Andy Dixon!

Look out toddler ladies*, there's a new Dixon lad on the prowl!! Sorry for the shortblog, but I just wanted to share my good news and let you all know that I won't be around as much the next ...   more



[NVGR / Shortblog] Samit Sarkar and the Severed Penis

I think all this has gone to my head, because I've been having some seriously fucked up dreams lately. The first took place on Wednesday night. I dreamt that I was hanging out with when he b...   more



So this is a thing...

Just think of the DLC!   more



'Cause I've got a golllllden tiiiiicket...

I've made no attempt to hide my love for , my excitement for the title had already began bubbling up like a b-- wait, no. Not gonna make this blog about that. Anyway, , I've been playing the g...   more






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