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Yesterday, I this picture. What is this a picture of? The new DVD, of course! But wait a minute, you reply. There is no DVD in stores! How did you get hold of this? Simple: Cartoon Network ... more
This is how I fuck up the ceiling in the office. more
Hey there, all you ! It's been a while since I've popped up on the community blogs. It's been way too long, I know! Anyway, I've got a message for all my Florida peeps. From July 15 through 17... more
My good buddy Andrew Kauz recently became the site's new C Blog Boss, a role that tasks him with keeping an eye out for exceptional posts and offering useful tips and guidance to those in need.... more
This blog is about love, and not just any kind of love! The sitcom family kind! I've got mad, mad love for and , two cool cats who missed my presence at PAX so dearly that they sent me some me... more
If you've listened to the latest Bit Transmission, you should be aware of a going down on the forums. Conrad has released the official BT sprite pack and is giving everyone until midnight this... more
I am Mega Man nut of Destructoid. Of course, anybody can make such a bold claim, but how well can they back it up? I think a show of credentials is in order. I've got a little Mega Man coll... more
It's been quite a while since renowned film critic Roger Ebert last shared his thoughts on video games. His opinion that games are not and cannot be art doesn't sit well with gamers, many who h... more
So I saw this new piece of concept art for Mistwalker's . That dude's "sword" is wild. Has everyone forgotten what a real weapon looks like? The chick is not bad. No hot pants or exposed clevag... more
Behold, the Black Folder of Wonders. What is contained within? Ah! Very swanky! Our heroes will be riding in style along this journey! Our heroes wait... more
Over the past few months, word has spread of a that tore every page out of the Nintendo handbook and replaced them with abrasive dollar-store toilet paper. is a clone of 2007's and inarguabl... more
After a short hiatus, I'm back with the next "wonderful" installment of Off-Brand Games! When I began this series, I had a huge list of candidates for crucifixion. I've been zipping through the... more
A couple of years ago, somebody must have tripped over the lever that operates the floodgates because the requests for ports have been pouring in, pouring in, pouring in. Port begging, of cours... more
Last June, I brought to your attention the . The aim of the project was to do the job that Nintendo and Tecmo failed to perform by localizing the game into English. It was supposed to be comple... more
Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Are you seeing this shit!? Better than every episode of combined! more
This generation has seen the rise of the portable gaming in a grand way. Games so robust, so imaginative, so endearing that they rival the greatest of their home console brethren. The landscape... more
Did anyone else watch cases of mistaken identity, this game is every bit as solid as its source material. There are a couple of minor changes to the experience. You are not allowed to spam ... more
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I suppose this is my thing now. Can't say I don't enjoy it! I was at the mall just over an hour ago, doing some Christmas shopping and what-not. My four-year-old cousin was in tow and, by God,... more
I wanna make completely hetero man-love to . You people have no idea how happy this makes me. That someone would go to such lengths to encourage my disturbing love affair with Japanese copy-p... more
This past week saw the release of the two most high-profile games of 2009, and . One a gritty urban shooter and the other a whimsical side-scrolling platformer, these titles could not be any m... more
Dracula, Embodiment of Evil and Lord over Death. Over a millennium, his machinations have been foiled by the legendary Belmont clan and various orders of vampire hunters. If not for their tirel... more
The first annual Infinite Bits convention was a huge success. A lot of awesome went down that weekend. Many big names swung on by, including Douglas Walker a.k.a. The Nostalgia Critic. At the e... more
Poking fun at bad games is great and all, but it's so satisfying to play that rare gem, that one game that makes all the effort you exhausted to track it down worth it. I am happy to announce t... more
Believe it or not, there was a time when Square made stuff other than . Does anyone remember that stuff was? Of course not. No one cares. Its first games were about as impactful as a housefly s... more
The other week, someone asked if I really play through all the games for this feature. I'm like, fuckin' duh! Of course I do! There are just some things you can't grasp unless you experience ... more
I am an unoriginal hack. What are you doing? Stop reading my slop! Don't you have any scruples? I write a series of articles critiquing rip-offs of popular video games that is itself a rip-off... more
When landed in 1999, it turned the fighting genre on its head. By incorporating platforming elements and a greatly simplified fighting control scheme, Nintendo successfully introduced the part... more
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