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Mike Martin . Feb 03
The wars had begun taking on a life of their own. The violence and sexy boobs began coalescing. Becoming something... more. Something monstrous...
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Mike Martin . Feb 02
POST THE WRONG ONE AGAIN! I DARE YA!
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Mike Martin . Feb 02
All these wrong choices make me sleepy
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Mike Martin . Jan 31
Apparently 2 years ago I made pudding. I made it in the hopes it'd be pushed to the back of the fridge and not found until today. I undid the saran wrap to see what it was and was met with a mold cloud and old pudding. I hope I become a jello monster.
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Elsa . Jan 28

Adventures in ElsaLand.... NVGRish

While my mighty steed Swiffer and I have been touring the wonders of Cyrodil, apparently my cancer has been touring my body and exploring new sights and locations as well.  My biopsies came back and apparently my cance...   0

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Mike Martin . Jan 27
This The Shining remake looks great:
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Mike Martin . Jan 26
Does anyone else find it creepy that Andy knows all the birthdays?
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Mike Martin . Jan 25
I call Donny.
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Mike Martin . Jan 24
Oh shit! HAPPY BIRFDAY ISAY!
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Mike Martin . Jan 24
More freebies about to pop up. Today's can be guessed by looking at Kyle's writing. Tomorrow's? Well, that one will pop as well.
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Mike Martin . Jan 22
We've got a lot of freebies coming your way folks. It begins tonight. TONIGHT!
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Mike Martin . Jan 22
Beat the first two areas of Klaus. Really digging it so far. Been awhile since I played a puzzle platformer. Love the art style and the story might be interesting. So far, so good.
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Mike Martin . Jan 16
Infamous SS or Metro Redux? Huge fan of both series, but haven't played the 2033 redux (but beat the og), nor did I finish the original LL all the way. Haven't played SS at all.
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Mike Martin . Jan 15
Fucking boner gone wild over the Plants vs Zombies GW2 beta. I'm loving the fuck out of it.
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Mike Martin . Jan 12
Does your wallpaper dual wield lightsabers? No? Then sit the fuck down.
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Mike Martin . Jan 09
I've fallen into pornographic tumblrs, please don't send help.
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Mike Martin . Jan 08
If you put your own wiener in your butt, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
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Mike Martin . Jan 08
Lick, grab or penetrate?
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Elsa . Jan 06

Our "authentic self"

Much of the blogosphere speaks of our gender roles as being performative. We perform being male or female. We perform motherhood. We are "at work me" when in the workplace. We dress and act in ways that conform to societal ...   0

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Mike Martin . Jan 05
The guy below me is a bitch ass ninja punk.
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Mike Martin . Jan 01
First resolution: fold my fucking clothes. Yeesh.
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Mike Martin . Jan 01
Happy New Years you dicknuckles.
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Mike Martin . Dec 31
Hidden in the tree. A will-o-wisp wanders into sight causing his eyes to adjust. A rustle in the branch across from him. In one swift motion, hes knocked and loosed an arrow into the sound and dropped.The spider falls at his feet. Its master must be close
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Mike Martin . Dec 30
Guys: You ever have someone or sonething fall asleep on you and even though you shouldn't, due to the heat and pressure and occasional movement... well, you get a boner? Just inappropriate hard cock. And worst of all, the fucker won't go away? I'm scared
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Elsa . Dec 29

I fear the addiction....

So I  got a PS4 a few months ago and took some time to play Dying Light while going back to Destiny occasionally for the Iron Banner events.  I finished Dying Light in about two weeks (everything possible in t...   0

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Mike Martin . Dec 29
2015 was the year of cocksucker. I think 2016 will be thundercunt. Anyone have any better curses for me to call idiots who piss me off?
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Mike Martin . Dec 26
So Flanx isn't bored. Learn some shit.
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Mike Martin . Dec 24
Guess what my dick smells like and get a prize!
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Mike Martin . Dec 24

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

I hope you all find lumps of coal in your stockings, used condoms in your sheets, and STDs on your genitals. Merry fucking Christmas bitches.   0




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