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Corduroy Turtle . Aug 22
Hey, Dtoid readers. The next time you read a story about a game you don't like, or from a company you don't like, consider not posting the same negative comment we've all read 1000 times. Thanks!
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Corduroy Turtle . Jan 26

The Play it/Avoid it Report - 003 // Mario Kart 8, Sunset Overdrive, and more

What's going on, Destructoid Cbloggers? Are you getting tired of me resurrecting this feature once a year? Tough shit! I played a few games that I want to talk about and I am going to use this platform to do so. If you'v...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Oct 24

I don't blame you for forgetting about the SECRET MOON BASE podcast. (Here's a new episode!)

    Welcome back, fan of Secret Moon Base! Yes....it's been almost a year since our last episode. Yes, we are very sorry. Yes, we'll literally do anything we can to make it up to you. Hopefully that thing ...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Sep 29

ATTENTION ALL SMASH BROTHERS: I CALL DIBS ON BOWSER JR.!

Listen up, nerds. I know you're all clamoring to get your hands on this very popular character, but back off. He's mine. I am officially calling dibs on the Prince of Darkness himself, Bowser Jr.! Though there is absolut...   0

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able to think . Aug 11

What to do about Hyrule Warriors' retailer exclusive DLC.

So we now finally know which†retailers†are getting exclusive Hyrule Warriors skins and Princess Zelda's looking pretty depressed about the whole thing. I'm pretty sure everyone can agree that splitting up content between ret...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Mar 09

The Play it/Avoid it Report - 002 // Wind Waker HD, GTA V and more

Hello, Destructoid. Believe it or not, The Play it/Avoid it Report is back after an extended hiatus. I'm going to skip my traditional intro and dive right in. Let's do this. __________________________________________________...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Jan 28

My Top 10 Most Wanted Characters for the New Super Smash Bros.!

I freaking love Super Smash Bros. It's one of my favorite fighting game series of all time, but as fun as the games are, the anticipation leading up to each new release is almost just as fun! The speculation! The suspense! Th...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . May 16

The Play it/Avoid it Report - 001 // Bioshock Infinite, Sleeping Dogs and more

Hello, bloggers. †I have been struggling with what direction to take The Buy it/Avoid it Report for a while now. †Although I have always enjoyed writing it, lately I just haven't been buying much. †Other than a few digital ga...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Jan 02

My Top 10 Video Games of 2012!

Alright, let me get a piece of this Top 10 action. I feel I should quickly preface this list by saying that I have yet to fully indulge in the likes of Hotline Miami, Far Cry 3, The Walking Dead (only 3 episodes in so far) a...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Oct 02

The Buy it/Avoid it Report :: Issue #011

Hello gamers and welcome to the Buy it/Avoid it Report! If you're new to the Cblogs, this is a feature I've been posting on Destructoid for the last couple of years. It started as a video game journal of sorts, to help me...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Sep 14

Corduroy's PAX 2012 Adventure, featuring Handy!

Oh my, those are some gorgeous people. Another PAX Prime is in the books and it was an absolutely wonderful time, as expected. After waiting patiently all year, it's a shame that it flew by so fast! Why can't all Dtoider...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Jul 26

The Buy it/Avoid it Report :: Issue #010

Hello gamers and welcome back to the Buy it/Avoid it Report! In this series I take a quick look at some of the games I've played recently and attempt to summarize what makes them worth playing, as well as a few reasons why...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Jul 19

The Binding of Isaac -- Instruction Manual

The Binding of Isaac is brutally difficult, complicated and incredibly deep. These things combined can also make it a somewhat confusing, clumsy experience for those just starting out. After sinking 100+ hours into this bea...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Jun 29

Blood, Shit and Tears: The Binding of Isaac

I need a fucking key. Just one. Iíve been wandering through the horrible labyrinth battling nightmare fetus monsters for an hour so I think Iíve earned it. Iím covered in fecal matter and dried blood and all I really wan...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Apr 02

10 things you didn't know about Corduroy Turtle

Inspired by the recent blog by bbain and the other Dtoiders before him, I thought I'd weigh in with my own 10 things you didn't know post. 1) I used to consider myself an artist - As a child, I drew constantly. I loved ...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Feb 17

Secret Moon Base - Ep.005 "Meatball Hot Pocket"

Secret Moon Base is a videogame podcast featuring a few of your fellow community bloggers here on Destructoid - Corduroy Turtle, knutaf and Occams electric toothbrush. We talk about recent announcements, chat about what we...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Feb 06

Secret Moon Base - Ep.004 "Candy corn soda"

Secret Moon Base is a videogame podcast featuring a few of your fellow community bloggers here on Destructoid - Corduroy Turtle, knutaf and Occams electric toothbrush. We talk about recent announcements, chat about what we...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Jan 30

Secret Moon Base - Ep.003 "There is no Santa"

Secret Moon Base is a videogame podcast featuring a few of your fellow community bloggers here on Destructoid - Corduroy Turtle, knutaf and Occams electric toothbrush. We talk about recent announcements, chat about what we...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Jan 29

RUMOR: Middle-aged Normal Human Male Loves Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

ďOh my God....itís perfect. Could this actually be true? Oh fuck....what if it IS true?! Holy shit!! IT'S GOING TO BE SO AWESOME!!Ē - my actual thought process For the last week, Iíve been completely consumed by a rumor ...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Jan 23

Secret Moon Base - Ep.002 "Harmonica"

Hello again, readers of the C-blogs! Thanks again for giving our first episode such a warm reception. If you're interested in hearing more, I have some good news for you. The gentlemen and I recorded a fresh episode for ...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Jan 16

Secret Moon Base - Ep.001 "Put a pin in it"

So, what is Secret Moon Base? That's a fair question. Secret Moon Base is a new videogame podcast featuring a few of your fellow Destructoid c-bloggers - knutaf, Occams electric toothbrush and myself. Here's our first ep...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Jan 09

The Buy it/Avoid it Report's Awards - 2011

Hello gamers! Welcome to the year 2012! For those who don't know, I write a semi-regular blog series known as The Buy it/Avoid it Report which features mini-reviews for a handful of games I'm playing at the time. Now tha...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Dec 12

Corduroy Turtle's Caption Contest WINNERS!!!

Well, that took longer than expected. I mentioned in the comments earlier today that I would post this as soon as I beat Skyward Sword because I thought I was near the finale. I was wrong. There was a lot more game to be...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Dec 10

Corduroy Turtle's Caption Contest #2 [CONTEST CLOSED!]

Hey Destructoid Cblog readers. Happy Saturday to you all. Would you like to score yourself a free copy of Rayman Origins or The Gunstringer (w/ Fruit Ninja Kinect) for the Xbox 360? Okay, answering "yes" was step one but...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Nov 19

The Buy it/Avoid it Report :: Issue #008

Hello gamers! Welcome to the 8th issue of the Buy it/Avoid it Report! Here we go again. As the year draws to a close, every major game publisher on the planet has decided to release their most anticipated games all at on...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Oct 11

The Buy it/Avoid it Report :: Issue #007

Hello gamers! Welcome to the 7th installment of the Buy it/Avoid it Report! I'm sorry guys, I would have gotten this issue out a lot sooner but I've been forfeiting precious video game time to watch this amazing show call...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Sep 04

The Picture Heavy Adventures of Handy and Corduroy at PAX 2011!

Heads up - there are a LOT of pictures in this blog. If you're on the mobile version of Dtoid, I'm sorry! I'm going to keep my thoughts fairly short so we can get through this with our sanity intact. I apologize for some...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Aug 19

The Buy it/Avoid it Report :: Issue #006

Hello gamers! Welcome to the 6th installment of the Buy it/Avoid it Report! PAX Prime is exactly a week away and some of the recent decisions I've made are becoming all too real. I'll be rooming with a few of my closest ...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Jul 21

Downloadables: The Marvelous Super Meat Boy

Like many other gamers my age, my personal video game journey started with the original Super Mario Bros on the NES. Though nostalgia may have grossly exaggerated my memories of those early days, thereís no question that t...   0

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Corduroy Turtle . Jul 13

The Buy it/Avoid it Report :: Issue #005

Hello gamers! Welcome to the 5th installment of the Buy it/Avoid it Report! A lot exciting stuff has been happening here on Destructoid recently. A few of our fellow community members got black and white avatars and real...   0




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