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MrSadistic . Dec 13

Black in action: A Dtoid love post (sorta kinda maybe sorta NVGR)

Oh hello there, Destructoid! How have you been? It's your ol' buddy, ol' pal, Uncle romstoppable. Some of you might also know me as MrSadistic on here. As some of you may or may not know (or probably don't care), I have ha...   0

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MrSadistic . Apr 09

Forum Adventure: After Hours Edition

Oh, hello there fine Destructoid community. With the recent shenanigans of Forum Adventures going on and whatnot, I thought it was my privilege.. no.. my DUTY to write the obligatory erotic fan-fic. Now, some of you are say...   0

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taumpytears . Mar 13

Eff Yeah Farfetch'd

The one things ducks needed to become even more lovable is eye brows, and Joe Pokemon(the man who I imagine created Pokemon) gave a duck a pair. What we are left with is a Pokemon with more character than any of those other rubes. (fuck chimchar)   0

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MrSadistic . Nov 26

Hey Destructoid, Happy Thxgiving.

Hey Destructoid, it's been a while hasn't it? how's it going? How've you been? How's the kids? How's the raging case of butt herpes? Still mad at me for boning your smoking hot wife last Kwanzaa? It's all cool, I reckon' A...   0

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taumpytears . Aug 28

How to make gaming communities suck less: WIISUCKS

You are all thinking it, I just said it.   0

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taumpytears . Apr 28

Dynasty Warriors Fan Fic


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taumpytears . Apr 26

Nintendo to enter computer market

Earlier today I was poking around the internet when I found this. If this is something Nintendo plans to go through with I would expect an announcement at e3. Some of the more interesting bits are the two screens (one landsca...   0

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taumpytears . Feb 01

10 thinks nobody cares to know about taumpytears

1.]/b] I own 19 video game systems. PS3, 360, Wii, gaming PC, DS, PSP, PS2,PSX, Neo Geo, Neo Geo Pocket Color, Atari 2600, NES, SNES, Genisis, Sega CD, 32X, Dreamcast, Game gear and a Virtual boy. 2. I want to be Conan O'B...   0

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taumpytears . Jan 06

Woah, its Tyra Tuesday

Be nice to your friends Tyra! They are not to eat. Watch out Tyra, your face may get stuck like that!   0

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taumpytears . Jan 04

I hugged Lemon...

...and now I have to go to jail and when I get out I need to tell everyone in the neighborhood.   0

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MrSadistic . Oct 12

Guy Proposes To His Girlfriend Using Little Big Planet; I throw up a little in my mouth.

With the open beta slowly coming to a close, gamers have seen plenty of creative user levels from everyone's favorite calculator simulator, Little Big Planet. Now, it seems one creative gamer decided to step it up a notch. ...   0

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MrSadistic . Aug 28

Brett Ratner Wants to Direct "Guitar Hero" Movie; WHAT

Oh Brett Ratner. Oh you poor, poor man. When I was a naive little boy, I thought the first two Rush Hour movies were pretty hilarious. After doing a little growing up (read: none), and watching that god-awful movie, X-...   0

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taumpytears . Jul 03

Taumpytears: Year One NVGR NSFW CAUTION 56K USERS

Well It has been one year since I created the Taumpytears account, I was a lurker before that, but I consider this my first anniversary. Well in my one year of being a member of Destructoid I have seen a lot of awesome stuff,...   0

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taumpytears . Jul 02

CBlogs Recap Recap 7.1.2008

Today we have a good amount of CBlog recaps. Tune in later for Taumpyisms. Taumpy's Picks Conrad Zimmerman does it again   0

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taumpytears . Jun 09

Attention all Slurpee/Hulk Fanatics!

If you are anything like me then every time you sit down to enjoy a Slurpee you thing, "the one thing this could use is a Hulk product tie in" and when you read Hulk comics you think" If a frozen treat themed super villain tu...   0

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taumpytears . May 30

Who wants to see some new Venture Bros?

Well the wait is finally over, screw that Sunday shit. Adult Swim provides and shamelessly I take all the credit for the first episode of the highly anticipated season 3 of the Venture bros. I would embed but they... I mean ...   0

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taumpytears . May 22


Every once in a while you see a movie, while not explicitly violent or sexual or whatever is still creepy as all Hell. A Czech version of Alice in wonderland, creativity titled Alice is one of those movies. Alice in wonder...   0

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taumpytears . May 22

If you love it change it:Pokemon

The first time I played Pokémon I was hooked. My best friend gave me a copy of Pokémon Blue and a red Gameboy Pocket for my birthday/ a get well gift. I started playing immediately. I had wanted Pokémon for a couple months...   0

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taumpytears . May 13

New MGS 4 Trailer

A new MGS 4 Trailer just went live and it actually made me less excited about the game. The trailer makes it look like some generic summer blockbuster. They even have that same announcer guy. Who ever made this trailer really dropped the ball imo. I realize I am setting ym self up for a disappointment with my hype for this game but I don't care.   0

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taumpytears . May 12

First MGS 4 Review (via Kotaku via OPM UK)

I was browsing Kotaku when I stumbled across their coverage of the UK version of OPM. Surprise surprise the completely unbiased magazine with no reason to be favorable to a major playstation game gave it a 10 out of 10. The "...   0

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taumpytears . May 12

NVGR: Plasmatics

I was looking through my old music collection when I saw a name that screamed epic videos, The Plasmatics. The lead singer for the plasmatics, Wendy O. Williams(R.I.P), has a well earned reputation for insane stage theatrics....   0

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taumpytears . May 09

Six String Samurai

The other day I subscribed to NetFlix because the DVD selection in my town is shit. I was looking in their instant section when I saw one of the most entertaining movies I had seen in a while, Six String Samurai. Basically ...   0

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Nicholie . May 09

Feedback : Bucking the sequel trend?

Personal opinion, there are way too many damn Tomb Raiders. Thats despite how much I love jiggly cgi titties. Tomb Raider, Tony Hawk, John Madden, Quake, Call of Duty, Gran Turismo... That list could go on for miles. Games...   0

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MrSadistic . Apr 21

Clinton vs. Obama 'Smackdown' Video makes me throw up a little in my mouth.

With the Pennsylvania primary set for tomorrow, WWE and THQ have paired up in order to show what Clinton's and Obama's "wrasslin'" ring entrances would look like using Smackdown vs. Raw '08. While it does not show any act...   0

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taumpytears . Mar 28

$995 copy of Earthbound 1 on Ebay

Yes, you read that right. Ebay user dr_curtis is hawking what he claims to be one of three known English copies of the Japan only Fanicom classic Earthbound/Mother. The seller provides several pics of the physical game itsel...   0

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MrSadistic . Mar 27

New DLC Available For Unreal Tournament III.

After last week's surprise release for the Unreal Tournament III patch, it seems Epic has outdone themselves once again this week. As of today, new DLC for Unreal Tournament III is out for both the PC and Playstation 3. Di...   0

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MrSadistic . Mar 24

New Trailer for the Warhawk 1.3 Update; the word "pimp" comes to mind.

With the FREE update of Warhawk set to hit next week, Sony has released a trailer showing off the new additions to the game. As you can see, the Bio-Reactor Field Generator & Mechanic's Field Wrench are shown off in the tr...   0

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