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Genki-JAM . Feb 07

Kitten Bowl x Puppy Bowl Stream Starts NOW!

It is TIME. Time for cuddly little animals to go HEAD TO HEAD in a contest of champions! Who will win?! Better watch and find out! ScheduleKitten Bowl: 11am CST / 12am ESTPuppy Bowl: 2pm CST / 3pm EST If you miss the show, ...   0

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Niero Desu . Feb 03
Dear Dtoid: My dad loves XSeed's Fishing Resort game and his controller broke. Any ideas where I can buy a replacement? I even wrote to XSeed and they were dry but noted the game was "criminally overlooked" lol. Also testing Vid+Pic on dev.destructoid.com
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Genki-JAM . Feb 01

Kitten Bowl x Puppy Bowl Returns THIS SUNDAY!

Holy crap it's almost time! If there's one thing I do consistently on Destructoid, it's that I always make sure everybody gets their Puppy and Kitten fix during the Football Season finale (how is this show...   0

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Niero Desu . Jan 31
Walked into Gamestop today and to see what they OH HEY THAT'S ME MAN WHAT WHOOOOOO BBQ FRAPPUCCINOOOOOOO #livingthedream
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Niero Desu . Jan 30
OY! Dev.Destructoid.com had a fun number of patches tonight, one including random yelling before your quickpost gets its first fap. Other features include random avatars/headers for slackers, cleaner posting, improved social stuff, more coming
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mrandydixon . Jan 26
Today is Chris(t) Carter's birthday. Wish him a happy one, ya dicks!
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Niero Desu . Jan 26
When you must piss expediently but the bathroom sign is pointed in a vague direction so you utilize maze exit logic, hugging the same wall, to find the toilet portal
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Niero Desu . Jan 25
Preview of 2 new site features available: (1) Keep Chaos ON forever (now simply called "social" mode for the sake of simplicity) and (2) An ignore list for social mode: http://dev.destructoid.com (login to use it) GUCHA GUCHA STYLE 2016
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mrandydixon . Jan 24
It is Isay Isay's birthday! We should all PM him pictures of long penises (penii?).
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Niero Desu . Jan 22
Testing Quickposts from http://dev.destructoid.com - Come take an early look at your upcoming redesigned blog and the new Destructoid! Not quite ready yet, hella testing going on now
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Jonathan Holmes . Jan 18

Nintendo Force magazine! You might like it!

Nintendo Force is a print magazine that I've contributed to for fun since... 2014? Something like that. It comes out every two months, and it makes me really happy. I think I get paid to work on it, but I try not to think abo...   0

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Jonathan Holmes . Jan 14
Just spent the past 20 minutes in Zero Mission trying to pull off the shinepark-to-morphball trick that can score you early super missles, right outside of the door where you first fight the charge beam cyclops worm. I love this game.
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Niero Desu . Jan 06
What's the oldest mp3 on your computer? (By date added, not date created)
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Jonathan Holmes . Dec 31
The girl and the boy, fell in love in the elevator. Two months later, he hate her.
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Niero Desu . Dec 27
Nephew: I don't want to spoil it, but have you seen the new Star Wars? Me: I haven't seen it but already know all the plot twists because I moderate internet comments. Please don't spoil any mundane walking and small talk inbetween.
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Jonathan Holmes . Dec 27

Guess the Star Wars movie! (maybe Spoilers)

Use these event bulletpoints to guess which Star Wars movie I'm thinking about.  * At the start, a member of the good guys gets captured by the bad guys * Before they are captured, the member of good guys&n...   0

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mrandydixon . Dec 25
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
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mrandydixon . Dec 23
I am drunk and eating ham.
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mrandydixon . Dec 22
Have you told Occams Electric Toothbrush you loved him today? If not, you should. And then do it again every other day for the rest of your life. He's really the best of us.
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mrandydixon . Dec 22

The UNOFFICIAL Dtoid Game of the Year 2015 Community Choice Poll!

Hi Dtoid! Long time no talk. How are you? I am fine. That is nice. Nice nice nice. Something about my kids. Boners and all that. Yep. Now that that's out of the way, I wanted to share something fun! While peru...   0

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Jonathan Holmes . Dec 15
nintendo here
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Niero Desu . Dec 15
testing burning my house down
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Niero Desu . Dec 09
Thinking about breaking some publishing rules in the next version of Destructoid for our subscribers. You want the sidebar completely gone or hackable? Done. Your face as the logo? Sure. Filter out PS Vita posts but add NSFW Hentai from Japanator? Doable.
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Niero Desu . Dec 03

Sneak peek at your future Cblogs Upgrade

In the next few weeks your blog will get a minor cosmetic update, but a major underlying CSS improvement. This is mostly in part to help us load faster on iOS 9 devices and Android Marshmellow, and also gets our code organi...   0

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Niero Desu . Dec 03
As of this morning Destructoid is now served with HTTP/2 technology, courtesy of Cloudflare. Does the site feel faster to you?
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Niero Desu . Dec 02
A couple of patches are going through to the Cblog editor right now, look for Iron Paladin's updates later this week. Also, for restful puffy eyes in the morning just eat way more pizza than your body can reasonably consume.
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Niero Desu . Dec 01
Today's kids will never know the struggle of putting an encyclopedia on top of an NES Max to auto-buy 99 potions before heading into Terra Cavern
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