Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!
(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns) more
Sorry for the delay in getting this week's Dtoid Book Club post up. I'm blaming Dale entirely for this one, as I've been waiting to get his feedback on our current book, by Ernest Cline. But I c... more
A few times in recent months, I've found myself trailing off on episodes of Podtoid to talking about books I'm reading or recommend books to others. It's prompted some people to approach me and... more
Hey gang. I did make it home from Tokyo and I'd apologize for not having done more posts while there but, truth be told, there wasn't much more to tell. The rest of the week was dominated by wo... more
(Just as a heads-up, at least one photo in this blog is really, really, NSFW.) My dogs, they are barking. While Tokyo Game Show doesn't start until later in the week, we wanted to get here a lit... more
Sitting on the plane with about nine hours remaining in the flight. This flight rather sucks, if I'm being perfectly honest. There's no internet service available, for starters, which surprised... more
As some of you may be aware, I'm headed to Japan this week to attend the Tokyo Game Show. If this were a standard kind of trip, I would be ramping up my Twitter usage, communicating my thoughts... more
I'm not saying that I'd like to create a game one day, that it would be fun to try and turn what I've learned over my years of playing and thinking about games into one of my own creation. This... more
Last week, I appeared on an episode of . At some point in the proceedings, Jim Sterling made some comment regarding and was shocked when I professed to have no particular interest in the serie... more
It has been a crazy almost-2-years. After joining the Dtoid community in 2007, more or less a million years ago, I suddenly found myself at gamescom 2010, writing previews for the front page.... more
It's coming out you guys! Like Adele to a cake or Cookie Monster to Walter White, I have legitimate sources on the inside of major company's, such as Little Debbie,and Crack Cocaine, a subsidia... more
I enjoyed the absolute hell out of right up until that last expansion released and I lost any and all desire to play the game. But that doesn't change how much love I have for the time when I ha... more
Been some time since I got around to doing a custom game cover. When I first started making these, was always at the top of my list. I just couldn't settle on what I wanted to attempt. My fir... more
For new readers: I used to do a lot of "Pew Reviews" on the cblogs, and after becoming an editor it became a bit silly to post reviews on the cblogs instead of the front page. Hence why you haven... more
Also, I miss some of you guys but I have to save up money for this guy from Nigeria. I'm gonna be rich, bitch! more
It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
I took a little bit of time this weekend to whip up more game covers. Since I recently finished on (my live streaming show where I play through the unfinished games in my collection; Weeknigh... more
I posted a pair of covers on Friday. People seemed to like them, so I spent a little bit of time this weekend cooking up a couple more. Reading through the comments this weekend, someone sugge... more
I was going through some files, doing a little maintenance, and came across a few custom covers I made a few months ago. Over time, I'll probably get around to making more of these (there's an ... more
You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA... more
After a year away from what's probably the biggest gathering of Dtoiders in the US, I'm happy to say that I'll be attending PAX Prime this year. I didn't join in on the fun in 2009 because gett... more
My life is instantly better than yours. more
So, it looks like we've on the Destructoid community in all our glorious Britishness. Except for our adopted Luxembourgian , but who's kidding? He's pretty much one of the family now. As you m... more
"Look Mr. Bubbles! This isn't an angel... What is it?" "Hrrmmrrrmmmmnnnnngh." "I think it's full of adam..." "Hurmhurm?" "I can't read that thing up that... What does it say?" I love y... more
Girl Cammy- You know, I really don’t want to come off that this line is acceptable by any means whatsoever. It’s this thong that set off a fire of remarks in total disregards to all the points... more
It’s no wonder that oranges have been taking their aim off the nonsense Fruit Salad market when apple shows up to the tree front. I personally don’t own a fruit grove but my brother does. After... more
Although there are plenty of reviews out there, it's worth looking at Alan Wake one more time in case you aren't sure if you should pick it up tomorrow. For this review, I'm going to play with a ... more
I've seen a lot of hate and fear and misgivings being thrown around due to this "news" article that I skimmed through and read the first five or six comments of but then it reminded me of comme... more