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Oct 20 // Benny Disco

A Quick One About Bayonetta 2 Before The Eternal Worm Devours Connecticut

Low review scores of any AAA video game, especially games that are part of a series, tend to result in a lot of anger from fans. For instance, give a Legend of Zelda title anything less than a 9/10 and you'll be on the ...
Oct 16 // Benny Disco

Funny Games and Violent Games

In 2007, Austrian film director and screenwriter Michael Haneke released an American shot-for-shot remake of his 1997 film Funny Games. The plot in both versions of the film was simple: two young men torture an upper-cl...
Aug 20 // Benny Disco

In Defense of Outrage

Did you ever watch, listen to, or read something just so you could get mad at it? Just so you could feel a bit better about yourself? I know I do! All the time! I was reading Destructoid site mascot Jonathan Holmes' fantas...
Apr 06 // Benny Disco

M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 6: The Finding Love Special

In this special episode of Mystic Advice Something Something Something or Other (You Know the Drill), also called MASSIVECOCK (Name change? It was always like that!), I make an online dating profile while narrating it for y...
Feb 27 // Benny Disco

M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 5

I managed to drag myself out of my depressed stupor long enough to record an episode! Go me! On this episode of Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, Or Crazy Killers: Willen Dafoe is a ...
Feb 22 // Benny Disco

Questions or Whatever...

Taking questions for Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, Or Crazy Killers (AKA M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K.). Ask about whatever you want! Comment below, tweet them to @TheBennyDisco with the hashtag #MASSIVECOCK, or email them to [email protected] Have fun with it!
Feb 19 // Benny Disco

M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 4

In this episode of Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, Or Crazy Killers, The Beast of Bray Road fights The Gravy Witch, I'm sad that I can't play any of my Steam games, and Chris Cart...
Feb 18 // Benny Disco

Moar Question + New Commercial!

Another question thread for my podcast Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples Or Crazy Killers (M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K.). Ask about whatever you want! Post below, tweet them @TheBennyDisco ...
Feb 16 // Benny Disco

M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 3

In this episode of Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, Or Crazy Killers: Val Kilmer hosts a fishy reality show, Eugene Levy and Shia LeBeeuf eat off Tim Allen's deep fried dick, and W...
Feb 15 // Benny Disco

Question time!

I'm taking questions for the third episode of my podcast Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-Games, Excited Couples, Or Crazy Killers (M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K.). Ask anything you want, whether it be for advice, about me, or just random shit. You can also tweet them to me @TheBennyDisco with the hashtag #MASSIVECOCK or email me at [email protected] Thanks! 
Feb 12 // Benny Disco

M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 2

This week I talk about lots of anime, Crispin Glover works with ostriches, jerks off in silicon valley, and becomes the Corndog King while Tim Allen fucks a ham. I take questions about poop, hot dogs, and Lightning Returns....
Feb 11 // Benny Disco

Moar Questions. MOAR!

I'm gonna be doing another advice podcast tonight, so if you want to get your questions in, just comment below! All questions that came in since the last recording will be answered as well.
Feb 10 // Benny Disco

M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 1

In the premier episode of the Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, and Crazy Killers, I discuss everyone's favorite family man/Santa Klaus Nomi Tim Allen, Man who versuses the wild Bea...
Feb 09 // Benny Disco

Taking Questions for New Advice Column Podcast

The title is "Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, or Crazy Killers," or "M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K." for short. I'll be taking questions from any topic. Anything from video games ("How do...
Jan 19 // Benny Disco

Not'toid Episode 5: Willem Dafoe Lives Under Your Bed

This week Zombie Orwell somehow managed to scrape together a semi-coherent podcast from our glitchy Skype conversation. Willem Dafoe is a little monster, Occam explains fuck pigs, we create a new supervillain, and I get to...
Jan 06 // Benny Disco

Not'toid Episode 4: Peanut Butter Orgy

This week Occam couldn't make it, so we got DOUBLE GUESTS instead! Orwell and I are joined by Johnny Luchador, host of the Rad Show here on D'toid, and our favorite artist Long John (check his awesome art in the article ga...
Jan 01 // Benny Disco

From the Future: The Best Games of 2014

I was recently visited by the 2015 version of me. Aside from living in a cardboard box behind Denny's and eating scraps and live rats, he also still reads video game news. He broke into a rich guy's house, stole a time mach...
Dec 31 // Benny Disco

Not'toid Episode 3: A Big Triangle of Cheese and Meat

This week we discuss Hyrule Warriors, Smash Mouth, and Mexico. Also Danny Devito dies and steals Shia Lebouf's body to have sweaty meaty man sex with it. Things happen! Cast: Benny Disco, Zombie Orwell, and Occam's Electric Toothbrush Logo by Long John  Stream/download link: Look for the next questions thread in the C-blogs!
Dec 25 // Benny Disco

Review: Christmas

So it's about 11:30 where I am, which means Christmas is almost over, and I feel like I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't pen a proper review for the much-loved holiday. So here it goes: Gameplay: The holiday relies ...
Dec 19 // Benny Disco

Not'toid Episode 2: Butt Dickin'

This week we have a Fugu Fiesta, name our experimental music groups, and I sing a Foster the People song so I don't have to talk about tomatoes. Good Stuff, y'all! Cast: Benny Disco, Zombie Orwell, and Occam's Electric Toothbrush Logo by Long John Stream/download link: Look for the next questions thread in the C-blogs!
Dec 14 // Benny Disco

5 Better Franchises Telltale Should Tell Tales of

In my last blog post, I described 5 franchises that would be a better fit for Telltale Games than "Game of Thrones." Now I have 5 more that are even better than those. This is not up for debate. These are objectively bette...
Dec 10 // Benny Disco

Not'toid Episode 1: Final Sex

Our first podcast! This week we discuss the complexities of the universe and the far-reaching consequences of president Obama's policy decisions... Just kidding! We talk about butts and penises and Donnie Iris and The Crui...
Dec 09 // Benny Disco

5 Franchises That Telltale Should Tell Tales Of

At awkward-fest 2013 AKA the Spike Video Game Awards, Telltale games confirmed the rumors that they were making a game based off of the popular Game of Thrones TV show (as opposed to the A Song of Ice and Fire novels that t...
Dec 06 // Benny Disco

5 Dance Games That Should be Made

So they're actually doing it. Persona 4 is getting a dancing game spin off. To me, this sounds ingenious. Take characters from a well-known franchise and make them dance for our amusement. Brilliant! It got me thinking tho...
Dec 02 // Benny Disco

5 Animal Simulators that Need to be Made

Animal simulators are a pretty rare genre to come across. The first that comes to my mind is Mister Mosquito: a game that simulated flying around as a mosquito and drinking the blood of humans. All that sexy blood! A few...
Dec 01 // Benny Disco

The Chilling Social Commentary of "Barbie Dreamhouse Party"

So earlier today I watched Jim Sterling's "Squirty Play" of Barbie Dreamhouse Party (seen here). The whole video was basically Jim forcing himself through the game's monotonous tasks while on powerful painkillers (he recent...
Nov 29 // Benny Disco

Lupin III Deserves the AAA Treatment!

So the console launches came and went, and we're left with a bunch of forgettable ruggedly-handsome white guys again (and a robot made of toblerone). We also got some shiny new rubble to stare at while we shoot things and m...
Nov 26 // Benny Disco

How to Improve 5 Popular Franchises

Okay, I'll admit it. I don't see the appeal of a lot of popular franchises. It's a mystery to me. Trying to enjoy Madden is like being a birthday clown at an adult birthday party, I wouldn't be able to fit in and enjoy myse...
Nov 25 // Benny Disco

Benny Disco's Holiday Survival Guide

Ah, the Holidays! That magical time of year when Krampus rounds up all the bad boys and girls and takes them to his lair to roast them alive! What a wonderful time! Sadly, the holidays can be a dangerous and tiring time as...
Nov 21 // Benny Disco

Nintendo Wins the Kawaii War

I've been spending some quality time with my 2DS lately and there's something that I really like about it. I feels like a Nintendo console, with that distinct fun feel to it. It's a toy-like game system, but not toy-like en...

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