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2007 was a good year for the ladies

Hello dtoiders. I thought of you today because of this subtle reminder. CannibalCalvin. I miss him :-( I miss Dexter too. In fact, I miss all the nerdcore men. HARDMODE: Keep a straight face when you realise CC has DS carts on his nipples. Random Fact: I last posted exactly two years ago.   more

2007 was a good year for the ladies


The answers to the Destructoid Retrolympics!

Hey, everyone! If you havenít taken the Retrolympics quiz on the front page of Destructoid, stop reading this right now. I mean, you can read a little further ... but stop before you get to the part where you have to scroll...   more

The answers to the Destructoid Retrolympics!


Video games are broken.

So I used to be Kind of a Big Deal around here. At one point I had over five destructoid friends. I knew a guy who knew a guy who sat in a wine-filled bathtub with Jim Sterling. ahem huskyhog I may have, at one point, brush...   more

Video games are broken.


COMMUNITY HELP NEEDED! E3 2011 Predictions!

In the past two years, I have asked for your help in providing some yes/no questions to help with our annual E3 predictions post. And, boy, you never disappoint. (THATíS BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL AMAZING!) Last year these questi...   more

COMMUNITY HELP NEEDED! E3 2011 Predictions!


Oshawott is a rock star

Video taken at the Pokťmon Black/White launch party in London. Was awesome. Not been here since 2009. Is weird.   more

Oshawott is a rock star


To view complete rant please enter code found in your gamebox

FUCK the trend of "boxed dlc". This is not a rant against ALL dlc, but the recent, ass-fucking trend of including "perks" that only the buyer of a NEW game receives for free, via a boxed insert. This content is already on the...   more

To view complete rant please enter code found in your gamebox


ALERT! COMMUNITY HELP NEEDED! E3 Predictions

Pic unrelated. I just love Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem. Hey everyone! I need your help! As some of you may know, last year I went to a real-life Los Angeles psychic to have her do some E3 predictions (you can read ...   more

ALERT! COMMUNITY HELP NEEDED! E3 Predictions


Review: Showgirls: The Return trailer

As some of you may know, I am obsessed with Showgirls. The movie is absolutely brilliant on so many different levels and has some of the best scenes ever put to film. It also features my single favorite line of dialogue in ...   more

Review: Showgirls: The Return trailer


The #1 reason to watch the Puppy Bowl this weekend

Okay, I was going to do various countdown posts all week in celebration of the glorious Puppy Bowl that comes on this weekend, but ... well ... it was a crazy week and I didnít have time. I feel like I let down my precious ...   more

The #1 reason to watch the Puppy Bowl this weekend


Countdown to Puppy Bowl VI! Six more days ...

F*** the Super Bowl. As most of you probably already know, I am obsessed with the Puppy Bowl. So obsessed, in fact, that starting next week I am going to start a letter-writing campaign to try to be the referee for next ye...   more

Countdown to Puppy Bowl VI! Six more days ...


Ranking the series: The Legend of Zelda

Hey, guess what comes out today?! A NEW ZELDA GAME! Woo hoo! The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks for the Nintendo DS hits stores today and I really canít wait to dive into Linkís newest adventure. While some people had trou...   more

Ranking the series: The Legend of Zelda


I've found it. I've found the worst game ever made. And it's not even out yet.

I believe this is a sign of the apocolypse. Who the fuck would ever in a million billion years buy this piece of shit? even if it's the most exciting game about scooping ice cream ever made it's still the worst ide...   more

I've found it. I've found the worst game ever made. And it's not even out yet.


The ten best (worst?) Disney villains EVER!

The Princess and the Frog -- Disneyís glorious return to classic, 2D (musical!) animation -- comes out this week (December 11th). To celebrate, I thought it would be fun to make a list of the Top Ten best Disney villains e...   more

The ten best (worst?) Disney villains EVER!


TITAN QUEST IS AMAZING - aka - BUY THE THQ PACK ON STEAM BEFORE MONDAY

gratuitous cats awwwww So, stuck at home for thanksgiving with nothing to do and a broken cellphone so I couldn't call any friends, I decided to check out Steam. I'm smarter than I look. I found the THQ complete pack for $49...   more

TITAN QUEST IS AMAZING - aka - BUY THE THQ PACK ON STEAM BEFORE MONDAY


I'm in Canada for a Ubisoft Montreal Event

Hey everyone! Arrived in Montreal, Canada yesterday as I am previewing 3 of Ubisoft's latest games: Assassin's Creed II, Splinter Cell: Conviction and AVATAR. I'll be blogging for Consolemonster.com as usual and you can ch...   more

I'm in Canada for a Ubisoft Montreal Event


Last night's episode of South Park

First of all, it was an episode about slaughtering dolphins. It was brutal to watch when the Japanese would spear the poor dolphins in the face, but it was absolutely hilarious. I loved it. But, letís get to the point of t...   more

Last night's episode of South Park


Pachter's dumber than a bag of rocks, buy Borderlands.

what I imagine Pachter looks like after he takes off his human clothes Because the game is the fucking TITS. Really, all I need to tell you is that it's a excellently well-done combination of Mass Effect and Crackdown. Thro...   more

Pachter's dumber than a bag of rocks, buy Borderlands.


Got any Q's for AC2, Splinter Cell: Conv & Avatar?

So I'm a really lucky mother fucker and I am getting sent to Canada to try out Assassin's Creed 2, Splinter Cell: Conviction and Avatar from the 28th till the 1st. Thanks Ubisoft you sexy bitch! So I going to get a chance t...   more

Got any Q's for AC2, Splinter Cell: Conv & Avatar?


Unthonged 2:Thong Thieves - First Bahamumpressions

no spoilers, I promise Why Uncharted 2 is amazing: It has the best, most refined animation I have ever seen in a game. I'm not even talking about the spectacular attention to modeling, texturing and lighting, but the flui...   more

Unthonged 2:Thong Thieves - First Bahamumpressions


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I finally beat the first one three days ago. then my dude hooked me up with this   more

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The first five minutes of The Princess and the Frog

I havenít hidden my excitement for Disneyís upcoming hand-drawn 2D animated feature The Princess and the Frog. As anyone who knows me can tell you, I adore all Disney movies and am ecstatic that Disney (under the new leader...   more

The first five minutes of The Princess and the Frog


dreamcast emu running on the pandora

I just made a little poopie.   more

dreamcast emu running on the pandora


The first thing in gaming I've been excited about since Crazy Frog Racer 2

Well, that one didn't turn out so good, but I 've got *very* high hopes for this. Sure it's ugly as sin, has been considered vaporware since the beginning of development over two years ago, and has little to no hype outside t...   more

The first thing in gaming I've been excited about since Crazy Frog Racer 2


RE: Revs Rant on Sexy Heroins [Video]

So I saw Revs 'attack' on Lara Croft and it made me rage a bit. So I made a video defending her because that is what I do and I loves me some Lara and after the video was made Lara came to my house and took me on an adventur...   more

RE: Revs Rant on Sexy Heroins [Video]


The Heart of Destructoid: A song for the community

PAX is always such an amazing experience for me. I have always had such an immense respect and admiration for the Destructoid community, and finally getting to meet the people I love so much is an altogether overwhelming a...   more

The Heart of Destructoid: A song for the community


OH HAI! Google Chrome + Destructoid = Love?!

Hey Destructoid, its been a while! I've been busy attempting to be one of those video game journalisms and my copy of IMAGINE Journalist is on its way so all I can do now is... wait... just wait! On a side note I thought I'...   more

OH HAI! Google Chrome + Destructoid = Love?!


It's been awhile snce I posted anything, and King Friday will be at PAX with me this year

What was my last Cblog? Something about ramen or something? Whatever, it's been too long no matter what nonsensical Cblog post was my last one. Too keep it video game related, since I didn't use the awesome NVGR precursor in...   more

It's been awhile snce I posted anything, and King Friday will be at PAX with me this year


Disney's next animated classic

Although I am the biggest Pixar fan of all time, I donít consider Toy Story, WALL-E, and Up to be Disney movies. I know they technically are, but I will always look at them as straight-up Pixar movies that happen to have a ...   more

Disney's next animated classic


MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION

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MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION


Bioshock 2 Press Pack GETS!

So the video speaks for itself but yeah... BIOSHOCK 2 RECORD GETS!! I'm told there are only 100 in the world so I feel happy. If there are more then I have been lied to but feel good about it in the process :3 Please let ...   more

Bioshock 2 Press Pack GETS!





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