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Hey, everyone! If you haven’t taken the Retrolympics quiz on the front page of Destructoid, stop reading this right now. I mean, you can read a further ... but stop before you get to the part ... more
In the past two years, I have asked for your help in providing some yes/no questions to help with our annual E3 predictions post. And, boy, you never disappoint. (THAT’S BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL AMA... more
It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA... more
Hey everyone! I need your help! As some of you may know, last year I went to a real-life Los Angeles psychic to have her do some E3 predictions (you can read the post right ). I wanted to se... more
To say I've been doing a lot of fucking talking lately is putting it mildly. Here is another interview I did, which actually happened very shortly after the fallout of the Final Fantasy XIII re... more
O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly... more
HI GANG! I appeared on ScrewAttack's Sidescrollers podcast this week to discuss my editorial. I chat to Destin L and Stuttering Craig about fandom, old school games, and Sonic's legs being too ... more
As some of you may know, I am obsessed with . The movie is absolutely brilliant on so many different levels and has some of the best scenes ever put to film. It also features my single favorite... more
Okay, I was going to do various countdown posts all week in celebration of the glorious that comes on this weekend, but ... well ... it was a crazy week and I didn’t have time. I feel like I l... more
F*** the Super Bowl. As most of you probably already know, I am obsessed with the . So obsessed, in fact, that starting next week I am going to start a letter-writing campaign to try to be the... more
Hey, guess what comes out today?! A NEW ZELDA GAME! Woo hoo! for the Nintendo DS hits stores today and I really can’t wait to dive into Link’s newest adventure. While some people had trouble ... more
-- Disney’s glorious return to classic, 2D (musical!) animation -- comes out this week (December 11th). To celebrate, I thought it would be fun to make a list of the Top Ten best Disney villa... more
First of all, it was an episode about slaughtering dolphins. It was brutal to watch when the Japanese would spear the poor dolphins in the face, but it was absolutely hilarious. I loved it. Bu... more
I haven’t hidden my excitement for Disney’s upcoming hand-drawn 2D animated feature . As anyone who knows me can tell you, I adore all Disney movies and am ecstatic that Disney (under the new l... more
Seriously. That was in the closet in our apartment. I've been here almost a year and I did not know there was a Dreamcast just around in a closet. This is both amazing and ludicrous. I think... more
For some reason, I have a Wikipedia page. Despite the fact it has numerous issues and has been vandalized countless times, it's managed to stay up for about a year. I do not know why. Anyway, peo... more
PAX is always such an amazing experience for me. I have always had such an immense respect and admiration for the Destructoid community, and finally getting to meet the people I love so much i... more
1: Any other Web site would have fired me by now. Seriously. The amount of times my long-suffering Editor-in-Chief Nick Chester has to talk to me about the latest ruckus I've caused and the lates... more
Although I am the biggest Pixar fan of all time, I don’t consider , , and to be Disney movies. I know they technically are, but I will always look at them as straight-up Pixar movies that happ... more
Hey, everyone! Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I told you there's no one else above you? FILL MY HEART WITH GLADNESS, TAKE AWAY ALL MY SADNESS! EASE MY TROUBLES, THAT’S ... *ahem... more
Remember , the cutest German polar bear cub since God invented cute German polar bear cubs? Well, . Yup. I’m not kidding. The woman jumped in to swim with the cute looking bear because she thoug... more
From the people who brought you Samitsu and Samit the Hedgehog, we now have a Hollywood blockbuster to rival the most dark and macabre horrors on Earth. I give you: more
I can’t tell you how I got this, but it involved a tuna fish sandwich, four paraplegic prostitutes, the soundtrack to , David Faustino, a shirtless Chinese boy, and a handful of bruised old lad... more
After much patient waiting, Killzone 2 finally arrived this afternoon and I have been spending the afternoon wallowing in its gray space fascism. We'll be bringing you a review as soon as we're a... more
First off, I have to thank the Destructoid community for everything you are about to read. Without you guys this never would have happened, so … thank you from the bottom of my heart. 3 , I got ... more
, a group of Destructoid community members (a.k.a. the greatest human beings that have ever lived) pooled their hard-earned money to buy me a present. That present turned out to be a dolphin in... more
I am happy to report that last night’s was the best of all time. I was a little nervous on Saturday when I set my TiVO to record the show and noticed that is was only hours rather than the ... more