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You know what really grinds my gears? When you’re playing an epic adventure game, to the tune of or , then after you put so much time and effort into completing and finally defeating the final... more
This is the second part in the epic retelling of Werewolf Game 9 from the Destructoid forums. If you missed it, you can see . Header image by ZombiePlatypus. You can click it for a larger ve... more
With ZombiePlatypus killed, the team determined that either Tarvu or Bizarro must have been the killer. Each argued that the other was the culprit, but rather than calling for the death of the ... more
Two years ago today, I asked a special woman to spend the rest of her life with me. This is the story of it all. I've told it before to people who have asked, but never written it down. It s... more
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is a massive open world role-playing game released in 2011, receiving critical acclaim across the board and winning the Game of the Year awards from ten different cere... more
Hello Destructoid, I know I don't post often and it maybe in poor taste that I'm asking for donations here. (but I'm gonna do it anyway haha!) A fellow coworker of mine, Nick Hoppe, is battlin... more
A little over a year ago I did what many normal gamers reluctantly do during this time of year; give into the loads of insane game deals on Steam. I was always interested in the Bioshock games ... more
It's coming out you guys! Like Adele to a cake or Cookie Monster to Walter White, I have legitimate sources on the inside of major company's, such as Little Debbie,and Crack Cocaine, a subsidia... more
I like to consider myself a "gamer". The tag of gamer brings up another whole debate, but in my opinion a gamer is someone who is passionate about games and their design. Yes, leave it to someone... more
THE GOVERNMENT HAS LIED TO YOU. DRAGONBEARS EXIST AND THIS VIDEO IS PROOF OF THE CONSPIRACY. THEY LIKE NUTS. FOR MORE INFORMATION SUBSCRIBE TO AND VISIT PS: Scribblenauts short hopefully s... more
Finally, a worthwhile WiiWare game that doesn't start with the word(s) "Bit.Trip." debuted way back in September of 2009 as one of the PAX 10 finalists, and it seemed interesting enough for m... more
Game journalist journalist: n - And individual who writes (professionally?) about computer and videogame journalists, although may not adhere to a professional work ethic. May hypocritically ... more
Also, I miss some of you guys but I have to save up money for this guy from Nigeria. I'm gonna be rich, bitch! more
It's like Japanese dick girls Like, you're into DRAWINGS of WOMEN WITH DICKS and the dicks are BIGGER THAN THE WOMEN Now, any ONE of those fetishes, fair enough, go for it But all three? You're... more
So today, an import copy of Catherine arrived in the mail. It was so lovely I had to share....and as a surprise bonus it came with goodies even though I was only expecting a game (should of know... more
Wow I actually typed so much that it cut off my blog. That's definately a first for me; never happened even during the most epic cblog recaps back in the day..... anyway here's the rest: ... more
A few years ago, I made a I really wanted to make this an annual thing, but then I failed hardcore 2 years in a row. So now I'm going to "retry" this yearly thing, but also I'm kick it off rig... more
Oh Dtoiders...how you've changed. I remember ya'll use to like free stuff....now only some of you like free stuff.... Anywah, I didn't enough entries to fill a full tarot deck, but that's ok.... more
Some of ya'll older dtoiders may remember this little contest I ran awhile back: Well...I recently just bought out another buddies collection of old games and needless to say, due to the fac... more
You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PA... more
Along time ago, I made photography contest on DTOID. The rules were to simply make a photo comic of yourself in your favorite game of the time. The winners, would get a painting of them in that... more
I mentioned in my that a post on the PAX 10 would be coming. Here it is. In its third year now, the PAX 10 is a tradition at the Penny Arcade Expo, in which ten independently developed games... more
PAX Prime 2010 has come and gone, far too quickly, as usual. Everybody has slightly different memories of the extravaganza; indulge me for a moment to hear about mine. I got in on Thursday ev... more
With little fanfare, was released last week as a PS3 Mini. Indeed, so little effort is being put into marketing this bite-sized gem that developer Halfbrick Studios makes no mention of it on ... more
Hi Destructoid Cblog people! My computer blew up a couple weeks ago, but like Colonel Steve Austin it's been upgraded with new hardware and back in action. So now I can tell you about things I'... more
It's been a long time since our last video, so we thought we'd post something showcasing what we've been working on. Since we want to keep the subject matter under wraps until we're ready for ... more
Today, I listened to an incredible Song of Storms cover on guitar. It sent chills down my spine; it gave me goosebumps. Yesterday, I beat Mario Galaxy 2 with the assist of my girlfriend taking... more