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Jonathan Holmes . Feb 09

Nintendo Force is giving away free stuff

I finally got the latest issue of Nintendo Force in the mail, and it made me a lot happier than I thought it wold. There are a few sentences is my review of Devil's Third that I wish I could re-write, but over all...   0

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Jonathan Holmes . Jan 18

Nintendo Force magazine! You might like it!

Nintendo Force is a print magazine that I've contributed to for fun since... 2014? Something like that. It comes out every two months, and it makes me really happy. I think I get paid to work on it, but I try not to think abo...   0

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Jonathan Holmes . Jan 14
Just spent the past 20 minutes in Zero Mission trying to pull off the shinepark-to-morphball trick that can score you early super missles, right outside of the door where you first fight the charge beam cyclops worm. I love this game.
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Jonathan Holmes . Dec 31
The girl and the boy, fell in love in the elevator. Two months later, he hate her.
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Jonathan Holmes . Dec 27

Guess the Star Wars movie! (maybe Spoilers)

Use these event bulletpoints to guess which Star Wars movie I'm thinking about.  * At the start, a member of the good guys gets captured by the bad guys * Before they are captured, the member of good guys&n...   0

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Jonathan Holmes . Dec 15
nintendo here
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Jonathan Holmes . Nov 08
Woaaah, I'm judging a comedy contest with Emmanuel"Webster" Lewis tonight. Tickets here- http://www.eventbrite.com/e/boston-comedy-festival-stand-up-contest-prelim-1-tickets-13650343545?aff=eorg
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Jonathan Holmes . Nov 03
I knew Bob Ross before he was cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH52wA-QAMI&index=3&list=PLgIncSjwO2pj9cVJ61QHrFO2NQEm1mtSH
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Jonathan Holmes . Oct 26
I explained the movies https://twitter.com/TronKnotts/status/658796040062160897/photo/1
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atheistium . Sep 21

How many wolves must die?

I got an email this morning that was filled with dtoiders from 2006-8.   The memories man. The memories!   0

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Jonathan Holmes . Aug 17
What's up doc, can we rock?
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Crunshii . Dec 22

STOP WHAT YOUR DOING! WATCH THIS SICK NEW NARUTO!

omg omg omg omg omg omg!!!! OMG!!!! I've seen the previous Naruto games and for some reason they've always failed to impress me enough to get them... but this one... this one! Houston, we have a problem... I just p...   0

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Crunshii . Dec 08

Square-Enix, the best Trolling company ever. Glad they did.

So as ya'll heard, SquareEnix had a nice presentation spot at Sony Las Vegas where they (gasp) epicly announced "FF7 4 PS4!!!", and Everyone and their Mothers got Exited (WET) beyond belief! only to be extremely disappoi...   0

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Neonie . Sep 10

The Sims 4: The Chiview

   So I noticed Destructoid has not yet published a review for The Sims 4. A lot of sites have but honestly I think for a game of this size and scale, asking for a one or two day review is a bit much anyway, as...   0

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Jonathan Holmes . Jun 15

(NVGR) Why I quit The Dismal Jesters

As some of you may know, I was doing a Podcast with former Dtoid writers Conrad Zimmerman and Jim Sterling called The Dismal Jesters. It was more-or-less a continuation of the version of Podtoid that Jim put together in 201...   0

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Jonathan Holmes . Jun 01

Sup Holmes returns today at 4pm with Mike K from Ludum Dare

Hello! Thanks again to everyone that supported the Sup Holmes Kickstarter! We made almost 3 times our initial goal. We totally won.  The show is coming back today with Mike Kasprzak, one of the organizers of the Ludum Dare ...   0

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Jonathan Holmes . Mar 03

Why I love videogame magazines

As some of you may know, Dtoid Reviews editor Chris Carter, former Dtoid powerhouse Tony Ponce, and myself have been working with a conclave of nerds and videogame experts on making a print magazine called Nintendo Force. We ...   0

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Conrad Zimmerman . Feb 25

New Daily Runs of Spelunky, Nuclear Throne, and Risk of Rain

This week, I've started posting daily runs of some of my favorite procedurally generated games to my YouTube channel. Today had a rough start to the morning, with a little bit of disappointment over reading reviews for Castl...   0

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Jonathan Holmes . Dec 15

New Podtoid animation

Classic Jim stuff. It's goooood.    0

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Jonathan Holmes . Nov 09

New Jim Sterling Podcast, Teenage Pokemon, other stuff

Hi everybody! I've been working on a lot of stuff. Here is some of it! Jim Sterling, Conrad Zimmerman and I used to host Podtoid. Now we host a show called The Dismal Jesters. It's almost exactly like how Podtoid used to b...   0

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Jonathan Holmes . Oct 21

Top Ten things I like Pokemon X/Y

10)  New trainer 2D art. It's a little sterile, and doesn't fit with the rest of the game, but as stand alone art its pretty charming. 9) Some of those Mega Evolutions. They look pretty neat.  8) Pokemon Amie. It gets borin...   0

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Jonathan Holmes . Aug 03

Pikmin 3 audio review, Teen PKMN merch, essay and free underwear

Hello! First, here is a audio review of Pikmin 3. It was going to be used for a video review of the game, but in the end, it wasn't. Some people like it.  Is this a thing you'd like to hear more of? Also, feel free to make ...   0

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Cowzilla3 . May 21

Exclusive Call of Duty: Ghost plot spoiler

Hi, Matthew Razak here (for those who don't remember Cowzilla3). I've come over to Destructoid from Flixist for this post to use my film expertise to let you know some important information: the dog is going to die.  Don't...   0

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Jonathan Holmes . Apr 01

Adorable people is why I keep trying to make things

A lot of people told me right off the bat that I shouldn't make teenage pokemon, that I was doing it wrong and that i was trying too hard or not trying hard enough or that just watching the show gave them a terminal illness. That made me wonder "Am I making the world a worse place by trying to make my idea?" This video proved to me that it was good that I tried to make my idea.   0

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Jim Sterling . Apr 01

Bring us Merlenderl, and wipe away the debt!

(Made with loving juiciness by Michael Towns)   0

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Jonathan Holmes . Mar 25

Talk Fast with Anthony Burch (choose your own interview)

We started a new interview series called "Talk Fast" at PAX East this year and it was fun to do. We did one with Anthony Burch of Borderlands 2 and Runner fame, but the sound didn't sound. You can play God by adding your own subtitles and/or talking to is. So do that. Do that now.   0

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Neonie . Mar 11

Of Game Sites, Ad Blocks, And Revenue.

Hello everyone, I very much doubt the current batch of Dtoid users remember me at all but I used to frequent the Media Molecule (Tomopop, Japanator, and Destructoid) quite frequently. As a matter of fact Destructoid used to b...   0

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atheistium . Mar 06

2007 was a good year for the ladies

Hello dtoiders. I thought of you today because of this subtle reminder. CannibalCalvin. I miss him :-( I miss Dexter too. In fact, I miss all the nerdcore men. HARDMODE: Keep a straight face when you realise CC has DS carts on his nipples. Random Fact: I last posted exactly two years ago.   0

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nintendoll . Feb 22

Journey to the Omegathon Part Two: Photo Op

A few days after the initial phone call, I was scrolling through my gmail and got my next contact from Penny Arcade. A few of the organizers sent out a notice that they would need some basic information, a headshot for the pr...   0




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