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I am Samson and I Move the Bongos.

Oh, hello. Greetings, one and everyone. Welcome to me.... Move!... The Bongos!... Move the Bongos. Um... what else? I pretty much run the show around here. I date the only girl, and have the only propeller cap. And can run, and jump, and kick the fastest, highest and like nobody's business. If I had to pick one word to describe myself, it would probably be... Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Or Move the Bongos. Either one, really. They both fit.
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