I'm Loonywoman. No no... not a loony woman... But Loony Woman. I've lived with this hidden identity for many years, but now my super powers must be shared with the world. My super powers are walking on high heels in snow, getting lost in my own neighbourhood (sober) and sniffing out Sweeds in online games. Should you need the help of Loony Woman - scream my name ten times in a candlelit room infront of a mirror and I will apear to help you with your high heel snow crisis.