Yelling at people is counter-productive. Screaming at them over the internet is cathartic; you're writing, it's a process.

Do you want to read maniacal ramblings? Half-baked reviews? FULLY baked reviews? Perhaps be treated to a biased opinion of gaming news? Well sir, you have come to the right place.

The writing may be derivative and the news minutes old but I'm the only expositor you need. Plus, I look pretty good in a robot suit.