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You don't know who I am? YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM!? I'm the Dyslexic Jew that rode the oceans in search of the lost Ark of the river people! I was at the Battle of Slurpee Hill when general Fluffly McCuddles was struck down by Baron Dickhat. I was the man who took that picture of Lindsay Lohan's vagina, Tim the Every Thirsty! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME WITH OUT KNOWING OF MY MANY TOTALLY REAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS THAT I TOTALLY REALLY DID!
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