Borne from the ashes of the podcast formerly known as Robochode rises a greater phoenix. It burns with the intensity of three suns. It wears plumage as brightly colored as light filtered through a perfect prism. Rearing its head back, it readies its first words in years to echo across the hills and valleys for days on end:

"FUCK YOU BITCHES I'M BACK"

Binary Chode is here to stay, ladies and gentlemen, so you best be prepared.