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mario1.jpg More goodies from Asame Graph, which features a grotesque set of gaming staples like the HARD GAY Mario Brothers, characters from Street Fighter, Star Fox, Mother, a very muscular Pikachu, and a host of others. There appears to be some kind of ongoing ultimate streetfight championship between all of these worlds, or it's just an extremely violent comic and people randomly get punched through the chest a lot. We haven't the slightest idea of what is being said, but the illustrations are amusing enough to transcend the language barrier. Luigi in Speedos... nuff said. luigi.jpg nausika.gif nausika3.gif sumabura2_9.jpg pikatyu7.jpg pikatyu9.jpg samura14.png Original Article: June 5th mariof174.jpg If you love the taste of random sh1t, have I got a bowl of poo for you my friend! CyberneticTigerZ sent in this hilarious Japanese gallery of classic Nintendo parodies that defy words. They range from anime grotesque to something you'd see over at International Male (where I get all my leopard underwear). The majority of them show an adult steroidal version of the Mario Brothers, Link in his old age, Princess Peach (snuggling Toad in her breasts!), and a whole host of characters you know and will soon pity. Using some translation tools we were able to understand some of the sarcastic, funny texts that go along with these, such as... mariof177.jpg
"Go ルイージ! - It is not possible, older brother ッ! "
mariof172.jpg The Mario Parodies, part one stashe.jpg The Mario Parodies, part two The Mario Parodies, part three haggar.jpg luigi.jpg "Luigi's cruel prank" mariof48.jpg "In case of emergency use the sex reversal mushroom" The Mario Parodies, part four The Mario Parodies, part five The Mario Parodies, part six The Mario Parodies, part seven nintenf.jpg nintenf130.png Link, age 85 Everything else, including some Pokemon death battles you can't miss (just click around, everything is in Japanese but you can't go wrong!)

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wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 19:42
wario67
http://www5c.biglobe.ne.jp/%7Ekurekure/gallery/tanpatu2/rkimyou2.gif
this is from jo jo braeze adv. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzDVHEHcJAg
joepekula's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 22:51
joepekula
this shit is disturbing
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2006 08:42
bleep
NO THIS IS DISTURBING!
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2006 08:45
bleep
Actually I kinda wish I hadn't posted that...its a little TOO disturbing!
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 14:42
The-Excel
What in Venguaq's name.
Paniaguapo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 16:42
Paniaguapo
maaaaaaaaaaaaaan where the hell did you get that? Nasty man, nas-tay
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