Recently we've had a string of strikingly original FPS games. BioShock introduced a whole generation of gamers to Objectivist theory, and Portal taught even the most jaded of us that finding true love is a close as the nearest inanimate cube. That above clip demonstrating the single player storyline for the soon-to-be-salivated-over Unreal Tournament 3 however, seems to push us right back towards the rote run n' gun n' look surly approach FPS developers have been masturbating over since John Carmack first decided he had something against demons.
The clip itself looks gorgeous -- that's undeniable -- but I swear that plot is an amalgam of Gears of War and John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars. I wish I had something nicer to say, but when your plot resembles a film that can be best summed up as Ice Cube vs Marilyn Manson: Mark of the Millennium 2176, you might want to spice it up with a Faustian subplot, or some incest undertones. I'm hoping gaming won't immediately back slide to the lowbrow after Valve and 2K showed us a better way, but I also had high hopes for the Yankees this year.
Jed Whitaker I can't wait to mute Niero. #NoRules #ThePurgeJoe Parlock I spent all last night playing Day of Defeat: Source. If only Valve gave it even half the attention it did to TF2 or CS:S...BaronVonSnakPak Nearing Platinum status.CoilWhine THIS IS THE BEST EMAIL I'VE EVER GOTTEN HOLY SHITParismio Sheesh i played metal gear rising before and Platinum ruined the franchise.Fuzunga Toonami is running a poll right now at [url]www.toonami.com/poll[/url] where one of the questions is which show you'd want un-cancelled. Oh, Teen Titans is included? That's curious...SlyTAdvantage "The Ravagers dropped the giant insects and waited for them to evolve ... it's clear. This is their plan from the start" -EDF 4.1 scientist
So dragons are evolved forms of ants, spiders and/or wasps ....... what?
Ckarasu Every time I hear "I don't understand why people like _____ game", I get annoyed. Of course you understand, if you've listened to what those people were saying. You just don't agree, and that's A-OK. I HATE Twilight, but I understand why people like it. RadicalYoseph Just tried playing the first Bayonetta game... it was really bad. Honestly I don't understand why Platinum games are so well regarded. None of them are really worthwhile.StriderHoang The first person I block is the person who talks shit about PlatinumTorchman Even though your waifus are shit Darth Wachen Finally, a blog that I can call my own, I feel accomplished somehow. Nekrosys Gonna be honest; this really made my day.Rico the Penguin I doubt I'll use it much but I'm totally fine with a block/ignore feature. Everyone has a right to speak, but I don't think anyone has a right to be heard. If this place played country music I'd want a mute button, basically :p.Sir Shenanigans Mall haul today (plus I split a BEAUTIFUL Star Wars Slave I with my brother). Any thoughts on Haze? Wanted to play it back when it came out and I had no PS3. For a dollar you can't go wrong!Dreamweaver I'm not gonna lie, I don't feel "good" about the upcoming "ignore" feature. Maybe it's just me, but I don't like the idea that people can mute other people because they don't agree with them. Spammers and trolls, sure, but not regular community members.Gundy Oh man. Those Next Gen transformations in Megadimension Neptunia are legit as fuck!TysonOfTime The first thing I do when I see clickbait is click on it and complain about clickbait.LinkSlayer64 Wow, uh, after having a lovely time with Kirby Air Ride, I decided to try playing some melee, for old times sake... I pretty much disliked my whole time with it. More details in a comment if I get around to it.Jiraya Help me gather games for a new blog series - "Worst Sequels Ever"