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Recently we've had a string of strikingly original FPS games. BioShock introduced a whole generation of gamers to Objectivist theory, and Portal taught even the most jaded of us that finding true love is a close as the nearest inanimate cube. That above clip demonstrating the single player storyline for the soon-to-be-salivated-over Unreal Tournament 3 however, seems to push us right back towards the rote run n' gun n' look surly approach FPS developers have been masturbating over since John Carmack first decided he had something against demons.

The clip itself looks gorgeous -- that's undeniable -- but I swear that plot is an amalgam of Gears of War and John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars. I wish I had something nicer to say, but when your plot resembles a film that can be best summed up as Ice Cube vs Marilyn Manson: Mark of the Millennium 2176, you might want to spice it up with a Faustian subplot, or some incest undertones. I'm hoping gaming won't immediately back slide to the lowbrow after Valve and 2K showed us a better way, but I also had high hopes for the Yankees this year.

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EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 20:28
EternalDarkWing
The main character is definitely a Dom and Baird bastard child.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 20:29
Cheeburga
Hahaha.
Gears of War 0?

And I lol'd when I heard the girl say "nice"
reminded me of getting a perfect reload in GoW.
boylie's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 20:30
boylie
So... Gears of Unreal War: The Tournament?

For cereal, they seem the same to me.

...Well, I guess the bad-guy alien things came from space this time, not underground. So there's that...

I'll pick it up to play with the editor, but that's about it I think.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 20:39
Clockwork
@boylie
Couldn't have said it better.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 20:50
vexed alex
Damn! I was going to make a Gears of War joke. It looks good, though. Not an evolution in the FPS genre, but that doesn't mean it can't be fun.

I mean, isn't the whole point of Unreal Tournament the online play? Hasn't that been the centerpiece for the longest?
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 20:51
Sharpless
What the hell? That's fucking Marcus Fenix, no difference in appearance whatsoever. Oh, well, at least he looks good.

You know, I don't even know what the heck Unreal Tournament is. It's always sounded like a fighting game to me.
vampireblood's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 20:53
vampireblood
It's amazing that they are focusing a bit on the Singleplayer aspect of UT, usually its just a multiplayer game. UT2004 had a singleplayer but it was pretty much a multiplayer with bots progressively getting harder and harder each time.

I wonder if they'll make it more interesting this time.
boylie's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 20:58
boylie
@Sharpless

UT is like Quake 3, like fast paced online shooter. I remember there was like always this back story in the manuals about how it was the Liandri Corporation or something, putting on these tournaments. Why? I think they mentioned, but I don't remember at all. Also, something about miners. And killing.

And dolphins.

Well, maybe not the dolphins. Anyways, the story was always pointless, and based on the above video, I don't think anything has changed.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 20:58
Darren Nakamura
I don't really see a problem with this. The point of Unreal Tournament is not to draw us into a deep and compelling storyline. It's to get guns and shoot stuff. Granted, it might not be as interesting, but to its intended audience, that's all that it needs to do.
Ignus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 21:00
Ignus
Dom? Cole Train?
Is that you?
Ignus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 21:00
Ignus
Dom? Cole Train?Is that you?
bmdubya's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 21:08
bmdubya
Ok I'm confused. Is this ever coming to Xbox 360, or is it a PS3/PC exclusive?
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 21:10
vexed alex
Lawl @ ignus.
WDot's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 21:11
WDot
Somebody needs to force feed every single employee at Epic Games cartoons and anime until they need eye drops. And then make them redesign all the characters.

I love unreal tournament, but with all the steroids and complex armor designs, it's almost like robots fighting instead of humans and aliens. Duke Nukem should not be the paragon of FPS protagonist design!
Kotua's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 21:18
Kotua
Wdot: I don't get it. Why should they be force fed(lolwhut?) Cartoons and Anime? I don't see how you could put a FPS with Anime/Cartoon stuff.
Besides, then people would complain that they are trying to make cash out of the whole Anime thing, since Epic Games isn't exactly a Japanese company.

I like Complex armor. Even if it's pointless.
boylie's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 21:24
boylie
I agree with Kotua

It's just a matter of taste in certain styles. WDot, you obviously like anime. That doesn't mean that everyone else should look to it for inspiration. I personally hate anime, what with their giant eyes, blue, gravity defying hair, having 1 metal arm for no reason...

What was I talking about again?



Oh ya.

I don't think everything should look like UT3 or Gears of War, but I don't think it should all look like Ghost in the Shell either. It's all about balance.
WDot's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 21:28
WDot
boylie and Kotua: Sorry about that. The point wasn't that I wanted anime-style FPS characters, the point was that Epic is so locked into their specific style of steroid packing men in armor that it wouldn't hurt to try some different styles. I obviously wouldn't want anorexic teens wielding flak cannons, but considering the UT guy and the Gears guy look almost exactly the same, there has to be some sort of creative issues there.
boylie's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 21:30
boylie
Ya that's true.

Switching it up on TF2 sure as hell did wonders for Valve after all. Good point.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 21:46
MaxVest
It started...
with a remote mining colony

NOW...
A FALLEN HERO
WANTS REVENGE

I don't know about all you budding Hemingways out there, but to me this is transcendental art on the order of Ulysses and Anacondas: the Novel.

*haven't read Ulysses but assume it's about some muscled guy who kicks all kinds of ass.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 21:56
Sharpless
The sad thing is, I don't even know much about Quake 3. I'm still in the dark. Yeah, like I've said, I'm not much of a PC gamer.

Incidentally, is Nex a Yankees fan?
drhqnril's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 22:02
drhqnril
unreal and unreal tournament where two separate games.
unreal had a story. it was some crap about a prison ship crashing. it failed. thats why i'm the only person in existance that remembers it.
unreal tournament was the multiplayer bit. it came after quake3, when everyone realised you could make money of multiplayer alone.
i think the first one was actually called unreal championship.
I always thought the multiplayer had a better story.
then unreal 2 had a story too. but it was so bland i can't even remember it. i know it had guns in it somewhere. and i think a teleporter. and switches. i remember lots of switches.
epic always was really good at plotlines. good to see them holding up the tradition.
ConsFEARacy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 22:07
ConsFEARacy
ZOMGUNREALTOURNAMENTPLOT!!!111!!!!!
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 22:22
Boolean
UT04 was great, but UT3 sucks so much cock I expect it to die from aids before it's released.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 22:38
Eschatos
Meh, but who buys this for the single play anyway?
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 22:47
MechaMonkey
lawl, *another Gears of War joke*
indigoinc's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 23:01
indigoinc
@MaxVest

Yeah, that's pretty much how I remember Ulysses. Course UT2k4 had just been released the month before I started reading it. Probably not related.

Anyway, UT games have always just been fun mindless violence. And that's ok, because I like that. I also like brilliant RPGs, complicated puzzle games, and epic masterpieces like Bioshock. The point is that a lot of gamers enjoy a lot of different types of games, and variety is good. Sometimes we want the Citizen Kane of games, and sometimes we want Big Guns 3: Extra Explosions Edition.

UT is obviously the latter.
Katana's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 01:02
Katana
I think the one thing Epic could do to save themselves is just sort of ADMIT that their plot is a joke, by going completely over the top like Serious Sam. Have the main character say things like "I'm gonna kill you all...with DEATH." Doesn't fit at all, but that's not my problem. Like a previous guy said, art style just sucks...in terms of taste and gameplay.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 03:05
Sharpless
I'm not a big sports enthusiast either. I have a strong casual interest in certain teams, though. I'm basically the sports equivalent of a Wii gamer. "That Mario sure looks good, this year. But, uh, Bio-what, now? Gears Of who? Big words am hard talk speak difficult."
The Johnggernaut's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 03:08
The Johnggernaut
"I'm not on a holy war, I just wanna kill this bitch!"

Now I have to buy it. With quotes like that, how can I not?
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 05:20
Maurice Tan
"...and this mercenary gig gets us up close and personal with the Necros, fast", oh shit!

But this looks more like an extended intro movie than anything plotwise for UT3. C'mon people, it's UT3! Open warfare with civilian casualties while soldiers just stand out in the open, pumping their frag guns and those annoying shock-rifles. You know, the true face of war..
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 06:10
Churchhills Dog
@ DRHGNRIL

[quote]unreal and unreal tournament where two separate games.
unreal had a story. it was some crap about a prison ship crashing. it failed. thats why i'm the only person in existance that remembers it. [/quote]

WTF are you smoking? Unreal was a huge seller and is remembered by many, many gamers including myself who stood in line on release day at the local Babbages (now known as Gamestop) with several dozen other people. There are still people playing Unreal MP to this day.
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 07:01
ajaxender
tbh, if you expected a real plot for this game, im disapointed in you. Its epic, guys! they know how to make an insane, visceral, arcade type shooter, thats for sure. But thats kind of why theyre not gonna be good at making awesome plots.
It looks like halo 3 - plot is vaguely interesting, but completely optional. The fun is that its action-packed and intense and... epic! As long as theres games like halo 3 and ut3 and crysis, AND games like half life 2 and bioshock, everyone can be happy.
blu3steel's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 07:50
blu3steel
It's probably in the same universe as Gears of War. Maybe they'll reveal that in the sequel or something. Really there's no other excuse for making the art design exactly the same as Gears. Not that I'm complaining cause it looks great.
Nubc4kes's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 08:03
Nubc4kes
Personally, if Epic is going to release a new UT that looks SOOO much like Gear of War, that kind of bugs me. I would much rather them not even have a story than to tack on some bullshit story that involves some knock off characters.

"Yea, but at least they are trying to make a single player element. Don't you always bitch about not having one??"

First, Unreal Tournament was originally created for one reason and one reason only. To play multiplayer. The single player for the first one was just training to get you comfortable online. So why even bother with a story if everyone was is going to play it to kill people online? Which brings me to my next point. I HATE, HATE, HATE tacked on stories. When a game (Haloz, Gears of War) has a tacked on story, yet is "justified" through the multiplayer and becomes a huge financial success, it "justifies" terrible story telling.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 13:12
nademagnet
I don't really care that they re-used a lot of the character models from GoW for UT3. I love the look. They have made a BEAUTIFUL freaking game engine. UT games have always been fast as hell and they played up the whole "tournament" thing well. They felt like ultra violent sports games. So being able to run and double jump and wall jump in a GoW looking game sound fantastic.

Plus EPIC VEHICLE BATTLES!
Tallgeese3w's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 16:46
Tallgeese3w
seriously nex i thought you knew better than to bemoan the devolution of the fps. what two games have been the best sellers on the xbox? gears and halo 3, both games had essentially ad libbed plots with fill in the blank spaces for heroes and alien hordes. got yer badass space marines, check, grizzled main charactor check. and so on and so forth. now i cant sit idly back and watch without comment those who decry the campaign as derivative when the industry, reviewers and the public all line up at the trough and gorge on slop and declare it gormet. that is, i smell hypocrisy when the masses suddnly declare they have had there fill of the offal after sampling such fine delicacies as bioshock and half life so soon after blowing their loads on how awesome gears and halo are. even gabe and tycho gave into the hype declaring that the single player finally delivered on long defered promises. then no dought they and their ilk will come down hard on this games lack of originality for now better reason than the fact that the ad campaign is not telling them to gbelieveh or some other such nonsense. in short pull your head out of your ass. no better yet keep it there better to live in ignorance than to suffer in knowledge.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 01:19
Bob Muir
And when this releases on 360, it will completely invalidate Gears of Wars existence. Shame.
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