Nice.

I wish I was more
Creative so I could write
better poems. Fuck.

I hate to be the litfag here, but classical haiku typically contain some sort of reference to nature and the seasons.

Yeah, I just shit on everything.

Another haiku
At late night, always awesome
Where's the dishwasher?

Another haiku, really now.

But where is the CPR dummy peripheral?

I don't like this at all. I've been CPR and First Aid certified for about 4 years now, and using a Wii remote in the place of a practice dummy isn't a good idea at all. On a dummy, you learn the resistance of a human chest by feeling how far to push in for every resuscitation. On a Wii remote, you won't feel that, you won't know any of it.

I guess what really irritates me is that the AHA, American Heart Association, is funding this. They should know better than to stand behind shit like this, as it makes healthcare and general look like a joke when we're using toys as training devices for learning how to save lives.

When it comes down to it, and a loved one needs help, do you want to rely on someone who waved a Wii Remote in the air, or someone who worked with a replica of a human body, and knows what to expect when doing resuscitations? I know I'd choose the latter.